REREAD CHPT! You will be confused!
Hello my fans, it is your author, or co-author to the series Dark Sira; that my friend and I are doing. If you have already faved the original we just thought that we should go a different route. Please read the first fic or you will be very confused! So we put the first two chaps out for your viewing and want to know what you think about what we have done to the fic…hope you all love it.
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Naruto characters except for the ones never ever mentioned in the series. Saiya happens to be The White Tragic Wolf Sayana B's OC and the rest belong to Dark Sira. If you don't like Mary-Sues then don't read it. Be warned, we will delete the flames. This happens to be something fun we like to do and want to share with people on the net so screw you if you hate it. We are fans of Naruto but we aren't fanatics so please forgive us if some mistakes with the characters and anything else pops up. We would appreciate it if you told us. Anyway please enjoy our stupidity in the Naruto world.
(How Long Till We Get There)
Kiba was ahead of the group with Akamaru in the front. They were walking on the side walk as people moved out of the way, making room for Akamaru. Clothing stores and restaurants went by as the sweet aroma of food caught Saphire unaware. The sound of a few stomachs growling was heard by Kiba and Akamaru. Kiba turned his head back to see Saphire with her face against the window of the famous ramen shop. Just seeing the hungry look in her blue eyes reminded him of some one that he knew. He stopped to look at everyone else. They all seemed hungry
"If you guys are hungry, we can stop here and get something to eat." Kiba said, his golden brown eyes laughing at Saphire. The facial expression was exactly like that friend that he's known for years. A certain knuckle headed ninja.
"N-no, it's alright. We really need to get this done and over with." Saiya put her hands up waving them frantically in front of her.
He shook his head and grinned. "Don't worry about it. I'll buy." He entered the restaurant with his hands in his pockets ignoring Saiya's complaints and turned back when nobody followed. "Come on guys, let's go, you can go cheap on me. Who knows when you're going to get the next chance to eat again?"
Saphire, whose head was bowed, reared it up and looked at Kiba. Her blue eyes watered from the thoughtful gesture. Wonderful luscious ramen with a bit of Miso in it. How it made her mouth water. "Oh I can't wait to eat up all that ramen. I'm going to so enjoy this." She rubbed her hands together and licked her lips.
The others looked at Saphire and laughed as Saiya stared at her in annoyance. "You better not eat that much because you're going to tell the principal, Lady Tsunade, that what you did was a mistake and we are getting out of here. I don't even care if you give me that puppy look." Saiya said to her sister crossing her arms as people passed by looking at them in curiosity. She ignored them and glared at her younger twin.
Sira's grey eyes grinned as she remembered Saphire's ways of getting out of any trouble that she got. Kiba walked back to Saiya to break up the fight between her and Saphire. Leo squinted his eyes to see what was going on.
"Let's go in. The sooner we get food in her, the sooner we can go to Lady Tsunade and get your business done and over with." Kiba ushered them in the ramen restaurant ignoring Leo's growl. They were greeted by an attractive female waiter who ogled at Kiba.
"How many?" The waitress said in a sexy voice. She had blonde tossled hair that covered up one eye and big full lips. She wore a short black skirt and legs made for heels. She deliberately leaned over the counter showing her bunched up cleavage to Kiba. Saiya and Sira were both disgusted, but reframed from saying anything sly.
Kiba gave her his best boyish grin. "Table for five, plus a dog." Akamaru barked at that remark.
"Okay, this way please." She grabbed five menus and walked them over to a table on the balcony upstairs. She gave her hips an extra sway trying to catch Kiba's attention. It didn't work; he was busy staring at Saiya's butt who was walking in front of him. He could tell by her tense shoulders, she wasn't happy. Maybe irritated with the waiter's little show of interest? The balcony was a great spot because of grand view. You could see the Great Hokage heads and all of the people hustling below.
Everyone was seated accordingly. Saiya sat by the balcony with Kiba next to her and Akamaru behind them. He loomed over them sniffing at Saiya's head. "Down boy."
"It's cool, he can sniff at me any time, isn't that right big boy?" She said rearing up to rub behind Akamaru's ears. It earned her a soft whine and a lick on the cheek. Muffin chued and jumped into the middle of the table. He stared up at Akamaru and scurried up on his head. The giant dog didn't seem to mind at all.
Sira, Saphire, and Leo sat across from them. Leo laid his head on the table, unusually quiet. All of which were hungry. They couldn't wait till this day was over and just head back home.
"Would you like for me to get you some drinks?" The waitress leaned her hip to one side and pushed some of her hair away from her chest so that the men at the table had a good view.
Kiba noticed her movement. He grinned to himself. "Yea, tea for me and water for Akamaru here." The giant dog leaned over and bumped his head affectionately against Kiba's. He turned to Saiya.
"Two soda waters, please." She ordered bitterly for her sister, seeing as the hungry girl couldn't even look up straight. Ironic how she remembers about food and falls over.
"Daikon tea for me."Leo ignored the woman's shenanigans. He was only interested in the twin girls and at the moment his head was down on the table. The waitress nodded her head and wrote down the order.
She turned to Sira who had her eyes closed and her hands folded across her lap. "And your order ma'am?"
Sira opened her eyes and narrowed them once they landed on the whorish waitress. "I will have sweet soda, but the glass must be sparkling clean. If I see one speck of dirt on there I will send it back and call your manager." The waitress looked at her in disbelief. Saiya chuckled behind her hand, as Kiba just stared at Sira. "If there is a problem please do tell me." Sira looked at her up and down; turning in her seat to face the stunned waitress. "I don't think your, er, pretty little self can take me. Looking the way you do."
The girl looked like she was about to lose her temper. "I dare you to." Saiya spoke up smirking at the girl. She looked at her nails. "Ay wish you did. I want you to do somethin' smart." Saiya's Northern village accent surprised Kiba and the waiter.
"N-no ma'am. I-I-I'll bring y-y-your orders right away. No speck what so ever." The girl stuttered and stumbled away from them, fumbling with her notepad as she rushed past people.
"That was, um…that was interesting." Kiba said looking from Saiya to Sira.
"Yeah well it's not nice selling yourself out at work looking like a who-…"
"Anyway…" Saiya interrupted Sira from continuing on with her rant.
A woman with black hair and red eyes sat down by Kiba. He looked up to see his sensei sitting in the seat next to him. "Sensei, you could have told us to meet you here."
"I didn't really know what restaurant I wanted to meet you all at, until now. I'll send for Hinata and Shino." She waved her hand to a man who disappeared after his order was given out. "And who might your friends be?" She asked curiously.
Leo sat up only to stare into the face of Kurenai. The goddess right in front of him, was all too bright for him to bear, he keeled over, only to get up and crawl towards the woman, with a hungry look in his eyes. Saiya, Sira, and Saphire stiffened. Their best friend was going to make a fool of himself and embarrass all of them.
"What beauty and grace have I seen today? For your eyes are filled with the fiery passion of love. I give you my shelters so that you may find in my arms love to hold you up in high glory." He grabbed her hands and proceeded to kiss the inner palm.
"Oh no." Saiya palmed her forehead.
"What a charming young man." She said pulling her hands away so fast that Leo kissed air. "I didn't get either of your names." Leo felt that he crossed the borderline because the air became so tense that he could feel the Lady goddess's irritation. He swore he could feel the air crackle.
Kiba was watching this whole scenario with his mouth wide open. He flinched when she turned in her seat to look at him with narrowed eyes. Kiba felt Saiya shift uncomfortably beside.
"Um, I'm Saiya Oniyouba," Saiya spoke up hoping that the Junin wouldn't strike out at her for Leo's stupidity. The woman turned to look at Saiya. Her eyes slightly widened. Saiya continued on. "That's my twin sister Saphire and our best friends Leo and Sira from the Clan of Nekomatsu." Saiya said nervously, pointing to each person.
"I see, well it's certainly nice to meet you all." She smiled and the tension went way. "I am Kurenai; might I ask what you are all doing here? You don't seem to be tourists."
Saiya hesitated before telling her story of Saphire's error. "Aw damn it! I said I was sorry!" Saphire whined once they were finished. By then they had ordered food and eaten it all up.
"Yeah, per say for your horrible table manners." Saiya wiped her mouth with a napkin. She studied her sister from across the table. "You suck at eating and you suck at reading."
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"How often is this?" Kurenai leaned over to whisper to Kiba.
"It seems often enough."
"Don't they remind you of-…"
"Naruto?" Kiba said with a grin. He looked at the two girls going back and forth. Now that he looked at them closely, they do look like Naruto. Naruto's sexy Jutsu form is more like it. It was uncanny, why couldn't he tell from before. They have the same three scratches on both their cheeks just like Naruto.
"How eerie." Kurenai whispered to herself.
Sira giggled. "If you guys are done arguing I'd like to get rid of our applications and head on home."
Leo who gave up on hitting on the girls for the day leaned his chin on his hand. "She's got a point, I for one agree." Muffin was nibbling on a cracker and scurried into Leo's jacket. "Let's go get this done and over with."
"Do you guys know how to get there, because if you don't then we can take you to the administration office, but then I would have to take this wild man back." Kurenai said waiting for the rest of her team to arrive.
Saiya looked at the woman and nodded her head. "We would appreciate it if you could take us there. The sooner that we get off of the roll for the academy then the faster we can get back home and I can finish my book."
Kurenai's red eyes smiled at Saiya. "I don't mind taking you there but if you don't mind waiting for the rest of my team to get here then we can leave."
"Not a problem." Sira shrugged and looked at Saiya for conformation. She nodded.
Saphire leaned her chair back against the railing on the balcony while she rubbed her stomach. She licked her lips happily and let her hair drop over the ledge. "No we don't mind. We can stay here as long as you need us to stay, because I really don't want to leave." Her hair was blowing in the breeze over the ledge of the balcony. She closed her blue eyes, her stomach full of bliss, thanks to the fulfillment of food.
Sira's eye caught a boy around their age staring up at Saphire. He looked like he was running because he was breathing hard. His obsidian eyes studied her friend and then her. Sira smirked and poked Saphire in the ribs to get her attention.
"What?" She said ignoring her dinner-mates conversation. Sira pointed her finger over the railing to the man with the dark eyes and dangerous aura. Saphire's eyes became wide when she made eye contact with the man. He seemed fair of face, paler skin than her, and jet black spiked hair in the back. Kurenai asked the younger twin a question but Saphire didn't hear her.
"I'm sorry, what?" Saphire asked still looking over the railing. She shifted her body so that she was facing the railing and peering over it, more interested in what was going on there than the table. Kurenai saw Itachi's head bob up and down as he walked toward his brother.
"It seems that you have somebody that likes you." She folded her arms and put a hand under her chin as if to think. "Strange, I've never seen him take an interest in a girl before."
"What's his name?" Saphire unconsciously asked.
Saiya stared at her strangely. She could only hope that it didn't turn into something more than just a particular interest. "His name is Sasuke Uchiha from the Uchiha clan. His family was murdered, but him and his older brother. He lives with his brother, Itachi Uchiha, who is standing right next to him. Sasuke and his brother were both prodigies of their clan." Kurenai glanced at the brothers below the balcony.
Saphire gazed back at Kurenai for a moment then back below only to find the older brother was standing on the road. 'Where did he go?' She thought. Her blue eyes taking in the features of the older brother and comparing them to the younger one. She could see the resemblance between the two. Itachi looked like he's seen better years. He reared up his head to stare up at Saphire and then entered the restaurant.
The sudden noise of girls hollering in the street caught her attention as well. One girl had pink short hair and a mighty nasty attitude. The other girl had blond hair with a long bang coming out in the front. They were fighting over who was going to get to Sasuke first.
Saiya blinked a few times and realized that a dangerous boy with obsidian eyes was staring strangely at her. Kiba went rigid and seemed to shake as if he was ready to pounce. Sira had to cough to get Saphire's attention. But it seemed that Saphire was too intent on the action below. Leo wanted to punch the guy but was restrained by Sira's foot on his crotch. This was just too damn good to pass up. The voices continued on, Saphire became bored and came back to earth. She turned her head and the first things that she meets are the obsidian eyes staring right back at her.
"Holy crap!" She jumped back startled by the sudden flash of a face in front of hers and dropped her jaw.
"Saphire, close your mouth before you let some of the bugs in." Saiya sniggered while looking at the sky and smiling at her twin's surprise.
"I do believe that loud mouth over there is too stunned to move anything." Sira beamed, her grey eyes twinkling in the daylight. Leo's jaw was slack from the close proximity from the Uchiha. The genius was gorgeous, handsome, and intelligent, all wrapped up in one magnificent form.
Sasuke leaned for a closer look at Saphire and blinked his eyes, confusion evident on his face. She backed away from him slightly; only to fall over the chair. Kiba chuckled at her behavior while the others tried not to. Kurenai laughed slightly but hid it behind a hand. The sound of the fight between the girls had long stopped. They were now staring at the balcony and looking at their Adonis by another woman. The fire in their eyes arose and almost set the whole village on fire.
Kurenai, sensing the jealousy coming off the two girls, came to the rescue. "Sasuke don't you have to get back to Kakashi for your mission?"
Sasuke shifted his gaze to the Junin and nodded his head. "Just wanted to see if what I saw was real." His voice was a deep baritone and his skin a pale peach.
Kurenai sensed her students were nearby; she looked over her shoulders to see two Chonin were heading her way. She stood up and strolled over to them. "Shino, Hinata, get your things, we are about to head out for a mission after I get these travelers to the Hokage's office." The girl with long blue black hair nodded along with a boy in glasses and a high coat covering his mouth and nose. She turned around and walked back to the table. "Now that my team is here we can go and take you to the Hokage. Kiba I expect you to be at the gate when I get done.
Kiba nodded his head at Kurenai then turned to Saiya. "I hope that you get this misunderstanding done and over with." He grabbed his wallet from his pocket and left to go pay the bill for the food while the two newcomers joined him. Akamaru barked his good-bye, but not before licking Saiya's face and growling at Leo threateningly. Saiya watches as Kiba leaves out of her sight and then sighs.
Everyone at the table stood up and followed Kurenai through the busy streets, heading towards the Hokage office. The streets had random people shoving at each other; shopping for items and shopkeepers advertising their things. It was slightly like The Northern Village Hidden beneath the Moon. Only difference is that their village was smaller. Everyone knew anyone's business, including their father. They finally arrived at the Hokage's building. They entered it and jumped on an elevator that took them to the top floor. Kurenai opened the office door and everyone entered. The office itself was huge decorated with paintings of the previous Hokages. The staff was efficient in what they did, shuffling through pages and copiers, organizing missions into files and enrolling new students into their school. Kurenai pointed her head to a door they have to go through and bid them farewell.
Saiya waved goodbye and took a deep breath. She was standing in front of the door that was to the principal. Everyone was standing behind her nervously waiting. The few staff that were on break, stared at the odd group of teenagers. It was like they felt sorry for them. That feeling couldn't leave the air. Apparently the Hokage was a scary woman from what Kiba and Kurenai described. She knocked on the door and waited for permission to enter. Once it did they walked in the door and saw a woman in the chair and knew that she was the one who they were to talk to.
"Hello, you must be Lady Tsunade, my name is Saiya Oniyouba; I would like to talk to you about the recent applications that were turned in." Saiya cut to the chase, not wanting to stay in her presence any longer. The woman crossed her hands and leaned her chin on the table. "It seems that some mistakes were made and I would like to get the applications back if I could, please?"
The woman stared at the group with her golden hazel eyes. Studying each one until her gaze fell on Saphire and Saiya. Saphire was hiding behind Saiya, holding on to her sweater with a worried expression. How fate seemed to toil with her life. Two more Narutos. It couldn't be Naruto, because he couldn't change his doppelgangers hair color. Maybe change sex but not the hair style. She dismissed it answering them. "I am the Hokage of this village however the one who handles the applications is not here."
"What?" Saiya asked in disbelief.
Tsunade continued on. "She is in the Sand Village. If you are trying to get out you would have to go through her to get it. Here are the directions to get there." Tsunade pulled out a piece of paper from her desk and handed it to Saiya. She took it crestfallen. "It's a shame that you won't be able to attend."
Saiya looked at the paper and groaned. It seemed like long directions just to get the application. "It was a misread misunderstanding." Saiya said embarrassingly staring at the paper still.
"Misread? How can you misread an application that's printed in big black bold letters Application for the Konoha Ninja Academy?" Tsunade asked as if she wasn't surprised.
Saiya blushed. "Well it wasn't really me who sent in the applications. It was the twin behind me twiddling her thumbs."
"How many times do I have to say it? I'm sorry!" Saphire yelled thumping her sister in the back. "I thought it looked like a video game not a Ninja academy. All I saw were ninjas and costumes; it looked like an awesome video game."
She raised her brow as she glimpsed at them. 'Maybe it isn't Naruto.' She mentally told slammed her foot down on Saphire's feet and earned herself a shove. 'Btu then again they sure act like him.'
"What did you think Ninja Academy stood for? I know when I hear it; it sounds like Ninja Academy not SUPER SWEET AWSOME NINJA FIGHTING GAME!" Sira said crossing her arms.
Saphire looked ready to explode; she turned her back to the others and stared at the opposite wall. Leo being presented to touch a bountiful booty, swooped in for the victory. He grabbed her butt squeezing it really hard. Saphire felt Leo's hands instantly; turned around and slapped the living out of him. He flew past Tsunade, and slammed into the windows.
Tsunade seeing the display of affection smirked. "Is that all?" She asked.
"Yes thank you. We really appreciate it." Saiya said beat red. Tsunade nodded and they left.
"This is going to be a rather interesting school year." Tsunade said spinning in her chair to stare out the window. It was beginning to darken up with grey clouds.