"Finally they're asleep," I sat slumped in the bushes beside the swamp, "I was afraid the would drink all night!"
I crept over to the door and pushed it open slowly, it creaked slightly causing one of the two drunks to snort. I cursed and walked inside, shutting the door behind me.
With inner maniacal laughter running through my head I picked up their stupid still, accidentally dropping some gadget hooked to the side.
"Damn," I whispered, struggling to pick the silver object up when another piece of the still fell of. I picked up the first bit, grabbed the second bit, caught a falling third bit, and a fourth bit fell.
I gathered all the pieces and hurried out the door.
"Mandy?" Yolanda was walking out of the latrine, "What are you doing?"
"Dealing with the still." I snapped, chucking it in a nearby waste can.
"What about the officers club?" she inquired annoyingly, " They can get drunk there…"
"Then I'll have to 'incapacitate' them so they can't go." I stated, Yolanda shook her head,
"No hurting them, Mandy."
"Why not?" I asked, she just stared at me,
"Umm, why? Because you are deliberately injuring them?"
"And?" I asked, confused,
"And it's wrong?" She answered,
"So? Throwing out the still was wrong too and I did that with out a problem." I skipped along my marry way to find a suitable object to send them to a hospital bed.
"Mandy, I said no." Yolanda grabbed me, making me angry; I hate it when people physically touch me.
"Aw, come on Yolanda!" I whined,
"No! Come on! Just send them to some recovering alcoholics group!"
"You actually think there's one in the army?" I said incredulously, "I still think bashing their heads open is a better idea."
"Call Sidney," Yolanda suggested,
"The psychiatrist?"
"Umm, yeah? How many Sidneys do you know?"
"True." I sighed, "Fine. But I still get to alt least kick them after."
"You might want to see him while he's here too." Yolanda said under her breath, I pretended to ignore her; I'm good at that.
Sorry about the delay, and all the short chapters. I'll get it really going soon, you'll see!
Please read and respond! Chapter three will be long! I promise!