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Death to Het

Chapter 2: Adam Falls First

Het Adam groaned as he sat up from the couch. In the other room he could already hear Vicki up and wished secretly to himself that she would stick a fork in the toaster and get fried to death. The thought of Vicki being electrocuted by an evil appliance elicited a snort from him and he had to slap his hands over his mouth to hold back the giggles. Vicki had already heard him awake and snorting and rounded the couch scowling and wearing the most hideous semi-transparent bathrobe ever.

"Um…hey baby." Adam tried and forced a lopsided grin. He pushed his hair back away from his face nervously. Vicki crossed her arms over her chest.

"Are you sorry for last night?"

Adam hung his head in shame and mumbled.

"Excuse me?"

"I don't want to be hear with you! It's not my fault these damn writers put us together a lot. I'm about ready to go over to Matt's and take Lita back I'm sick of you!"

Vicki's jaw dropped in shock and she started to yammer threats to Adam who pushed passed her and stalked outside in his boxers. Once he stepped onto the porch he cursed loudly, his bare heel landed directly in a pile of dog crap. He jerked his head up when he heard giggles and saw slash Adam, slash Chris, and slash Matt hiding in the bushes.

"You idiots!" Het Adam screamed and chased the slash delinquents out of his yard. A few moments later a huge truck with flames on the side bellowed down the road swerving wildly. Slash Kane leaned out the window and smashed het Adam's mailbox to hell and back with a baseball bat. Behind the wheel Hunter threw back his head and laughed crazily.

"What the hell!" Adam shouted stomping over to his abused mailbox and picking it up. "Damn slash musi what's wrong with you!"

He jumped startled when he was tapped on the shoulder. He whirled around and came face to face with more slash musi: Shawn, Taker, JBL, and CM Punk all with identical maniacal leers on their faces.

"We're hear for you darlin'." Undertaker purred at Adam and made him start to twitch nervously. Color drained from his face and his eyes grew wide and buggy.

"Wha-at do you mean you're here for me!"

JBL pulled a cigar from his jacket and hung it between his teeth grinning wolfishly.

"What he means Adam, is that you belong to us now." JBL gripped Adam's wrist and when he tried to pull away Punk grabbed the other.

"You're coming with us. You'll be the first." Punk shoved het Adam into JBL and Undertaker pulled out a bandana and used it to gag het Adam who was in tears by now. Shawn trailed his fingers through Adam's long blonde locks and winked at him.

"Take him away guys." Shawn said with a little hint of barked laughter. Punk and JBL dragged Adam away and Mark followed Shawn inside to get Vicki. When she noticed one large shadow and another smaller one looming over her she spun on her heal, trapped against the counter. She panicked immediately seeing Taker staring down at her, his features shadowed from the rim of his hat. Normally he would be dressed in more normal clothes but he was feeling the need to be particularly menacing today so he was complete in his Undertaker hat and coat. Shawn stood off to the side wielding a steak knife with a strange sparkle glimmering in his blue eyes.

"What are you doing!" Vicki screeched, her voice piercing the men's ears like nails dragged viciously across a chalkboard.

"We're taking you to a place where you will never be used again. Once the writers try to look for you you'll be restin' in peace, never to be heard from again." 'Taker said stepping forward. Vicki shrieked again even louder and sent Shawn to holding his ears and stabbing the knife into the countertop.

"One more noise and I'm going to find Mae Young and let her have her way with you!" Shawn bellowed. Mark made a retching sound and slapped Shawn in the back of the head sending his straw cowboy hat toppling off to the floor.

"Shawn, never ever put that kind of sick mental image in my head!" Mark growled and shook his head from side to side as though literally trying to fling away that image. Vicki cowered against the countertop and tried to climb up on it and scoot further away.

"Well I'm sorry but we have to use harsh tactics Mark." Shawn stated firmly and sat his hat back on his head. "Now Vickikins you better come with us."

Meanwhile

Slash JBL laughed and puffed a plume of smoke into het Adam's face. The frightened young man coughed and tugged at the restraints that bound him to a chair. Punk watched amused and twirled JBL's white cowboy hat on his finger.

"So John, what should we do to him first?" Punk chewed on his lip ring in anticipation. John knelt on one knee and tore Adam's shoe and sock away.

"Let's…" John reached into his jacket and pulled out a fist full of fresh hundreds. "…tickle his feet…with my money."

Lmbo! Like or dislike? What is to become of Adam/Vicki lol :D