Well here it is my actual first chapter enjoy
Disclaimer-I Own neither Naruto or Bleach
"Hm is that all you've got woman? I must say while that was great for my stiff shoulders. But little life lesson for ya. Your gonna have to do a lot better than that if ya wanna kill me. But I guess that one lesson your can take with you to the grave."
With his signature psychopathic grin still plastered on his face Zaraki began removing bits of metal and wood from his body that would otherwise hamper some of his movement.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Yelled the retreating wide eyed bun hair kunoichi bumping into the stonewall while her blond opponent pulled the remnants of her Guandao from his left leg.
"Who me I'm just a man who lives for the Battle seeking the most powerful of opponents to cut them down or be cut down myself". Replied the former captain
Breaking the rest of of the Guandao so it to on the appearance of somewhat damaged 4 foot bokken with a shattered tip. the preteen psycho gave it a few practice swings testing it out for durability. Satisfied he gave a vicious grin.
"Well looks like this'll do for now get ready girly its time for my fun to BEGIN."
--On the balcony--
"Kakashi what kind of training did put that boy though for him to become like this in so little time" question Gai to his perverted rival.
"Hmm you say something Gai" replied the silver haired perv
*SMACK*
"OW!" cried Kakashi holding the back of his head. Looking down he saw a blue sandal is what hit him.
"O.K. which one of you threw this who even throws a shoe."
Holding up said object he waited for a reply to his question
Stepping forward the busty red eyed Kurenai held her hand out.
"It was me I did it because this is no time for your stupid games now answer the question and return my shoe" spoke the beautiful kunoichi.
"Hmm, well first of pertaining to the return of your shoe I'm going to have to say no I'll be keeping it to teach you a lesson about throwing things. And secondly even I'm not sure of what happened to Naruto it must have happen in the forest because he wasn't like this before he went in there." calmly spoke silver haired jonin.
Looks of shock were upon all of the leaf jonin's faces from this information until Kurenai realized that Kakashi was not returning her shoe.
"Hatake return the shoe now!"she yelled
"NO MINE!" He replied childishly.
"What are you some kind of Foot Fetish Freak?" she inquired.
--Back on the arena floor--
Kenpachi ran towards Tenten at great great speed considering his current body take a sideswipe at her making a long cut across her torso.
Getting cut shook Tenten out of her state of shock jumping to the side narrowly avoiding a blow aimed for her head realizing that her options were limited gained some distance from the approaching maniac she removed her headband thankful that not everything her sensei said was a load of crap.
/Flashback 7 months ago/
"Alright everyone gather around" yelled the enthusiastic Maito Gai
"Listen up team you all have incredible skills and talent but you still thinking inside the box of course that is all well and good. But you need at least one unorthodox move that your enemy will never expect. I myself have twenty seven techniques but that is besides the point. Your task to day is to come up with at least one. I'll be back in an hour to see what you've come up with."
"Gai sensei where are you going? To perform some Extreme taijutsu training perhaps!?" Questioned the energetic Lee with flames in his eyes
"No my youthful student I've competing against Kakashi in an EXTREAME RUBBER DUCKY race" replied the hyped Gai pulling out a Green rubber duck wearing a mini jonin. flak jacket.
"COME FLAMING SQUEAKER TO CHALLANGE!" He screamed running off to training zone 44 at incredible speed while his team just stared two with disdain the other pride.
--4 hours later--
reentering the training ground Gai approached his team a sad expression on his face
"A sad event has occurred my youthful students Flaming Squeaker is dead. He won the race but was eaten by a bear." He sobbed tears in his eyes.
"OK. Show me what you've got I need some cheering up after this unyouthful tragedy Neji you first."
"Gladly" spoke the Hyuga genius stepping forward gleaming with pride and arrogance. untying his hair ribbon he began.
"Knowing that my hair could be used against me I've added two explosive notes to my hair ribbon so if it is grabbed unlikely as that is I can simply cut my hair and activate the note." he finished Retying his ribbon around his hair.
"Very good Neji perhaps if that does indeed happen you can take up the bowl cut like Lee and I" replied Gai
"Lee your next show me your move."
"YOSH! My Youthful Tactic is this I Have Sharpened My Toothbrush's Bottom Turning It into Most Useful Shank That Will Also Keep My Breath Minty Fresh." Lee stated showing said item to his comrades flashing a blinding white smile.
"Interesting. Tenten that leaves you" spoke the shocked jonin.
"Gladly" the lone female replied happily
"Well given this opportunity I decided that I would make a weapon out of something I have on me at all times. Going over the possibilities I decided upon using my headband. Upon studying different designs I came to the conclusion that a makeshift trench knive could be made by adding a few hinges an d locking mechanisms sharping the upper half of the metal plate my theory proved successful adding an additional weapon to my arsenal and completeing the requirements of this assignment" she finished being met with blank stares and silence after her explanation.
"What?" She asked not understanding the strange looks she was getting
/End Flashback/
Turning around Tenten performed a quick slash connecting to the blond's face leaving a vertical cut down the left side of his face but it did not slow down her crazed opponent in the slightest. Just as she was about to take another cut at him his weapon connected with her right shoulder causing it to dislocate sending a wave of pain through her the likes of which she has never felt before. Taking another swipe Kenpachi aimed and delivered another strike this time to her left leg sending another near crippling blow onto the bun haired kunoichi delicate body. Tenten released her makeshift weapon and let lose an agonizing howl that had all of spectators watching covering their ears except for Kakashi Hatake and Ino Yamanaka who were use to such noise coming from a certain pink headed Genin with a forehead the size of a certain second division lieutenant's ass. Taking another a tennis type swing Kenpachi struck the girl's chest sending her flying into the wall a pile of rubble falling on her battered body. Seeing this the demon of the blood-thirsty sword turned around preparing to leave the arena..
"Well that was a little fun he but now I'm bored again" he spoke mostly to himself.
"Where do you think your going Uzumaki!" A slightly muffled voice yelled
"Huh. So your still alive sorry but this fight is over." he said while only take a glance at a now risen bloody Tenten.
"Wh-What! I thought you said killing was just a way to pass time are you changing your mind because I'm a girl?! Don't show me any of that bullshit I'm a ninja just like you!" She yelled barely standing up blood flowing down her face like a faucet.
Snarling the miniature now blond captain turned around and stomped towards Tenten an angry scowl on his face. Grabbing her shirt he pulled her down to his eye level.
"Listen here you brat. Whether you're a boy or girl means nothing on the battlefield!" He screamed in her face getting a bit of spit on her. "It's not my job to kill you just be glad that your still alive so you can get stronger and get revenge on the person that didn't finish you off."
"I guess I misjudged you Naruto -kun your not a murderer a little scary though but I still won't follow all of your advice though I'll get stronger but I won't seek revenge" Tenten spoke before sub coming to unconsciousness.
"Winner Naruto Uzumaki" announced Hayate finally ending the match.
"Huh hopefully you'll learn the way of the warrior someday." Kenpachi spoke then proceeded to jump from the arena to the balcony in front of the shy Hyuga heiress.
"You woman I smell the healing herbs on you fix my wounds now."
*SMACK*
"Why did you throw this shoe at me red eyes?"Kenpachi questioned Kurenai
"I did it because you called my student woman its demeaning she has a name use it right Hinata." Kurenai spoke with feminine fury
"I—i-i-ts alright sensei N-n-naruto-kun needs my help" spoke the meek Hinata while thinking
'HE CALLED ME HIS WOMAN!''
Hinata unscrewed several containers of cream a began to rub the medication into Naruto's
bruised flesh covering his entire back the beginning to rub his bare chest caressing his sculpted abs erect nipples pectoral muscles relaxing to her soft touch. Slowly she reached his face touching it the neutral scowl of Kenpachi did not feel light on her crush's face but she knew that with her love she would be able to bring his warm smile back. Finishing up she realized what she had just done and promptly fainted.
Strange Girl was the lone thought going though Kenpachi's head.
"AH HM the elder sarutobi spoke. Now that Lady Hyuga is finished molesting young Naruto we may continue........"
(one long and boring speech about showing off to judges and rich bastards later )
now each of you will draw a lot which will determine your opponent for the next round.
Each genin then proceeded to draw and they each drew the following numbers
Naruto-8
Shikamaru-6
Neji-9
Temari-7
Dosu-2
Kankuro-5
Shino-1
Gaara-3
Sasuke-4
alright so the pairings are as followed
Round 1 is Shino Vs. Dosu
Round 2 is Sasuke VS. Gaara
Round 3 is Kankuro Vs. Shikamaru
Round 4 is Naruto VS. Temari
And Neji will face the winner of round 4
"Now Train hard and give your fans a good show" the aged Hokage spoke with a smile on his face.
"I still don't see why we didn't just use my idea to find a winner of this thing?" Kenpachi stated with a hint of sadness in his voice
"Naruto I've spent the last hour explaining to you that we are not going to have a battle royal in an electrified Steel cage filled with explosives Lions, Tigers, Pandas and Chihuahuas when you become Hokage then you can pick the rules for a tournament" screamed Hiruzen wishing the boy would let the subject go so he could enjoy some quality time with his pleasure stick(his pipe) and his Book(Icha Icha).
"Fine" the former captain replied finally letting the subject go.
Everyone soon began their departure from tower except for the former captain who was halted my an angry looking female jonin with a held out hand.
"What do you want woman?"Kenpachi asked slightly irritated.
"My shoe Uzumaki" she stated firmly.
"No I'm keeping it" he flatly responded walking around the barefoot woman.
"HOW THE HELL AM SUPPOSE TO LEAVE NOW!" She screamed
Luckily or Unluckily as the case may be a purple haired jonin was willing to lend a pair of boots to her but only if she wore a special outfit for the rest of the day. Needless to say three people were now on Kurenai's revenge list.
"KAKASHI! NARUTO! ANKO! YOU THREE WILL PAY FOR THIS" she shouted blushing from the looks she got from some perverted old gentlemen.
"ACHOO! No its in my mask."
"ACHOO! Eh a little snot never hurt dango."
"ACHOO! COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU COWARDLY LION!"
Chapter End
well there you have it my start of continuing Actionliker's Naruto of the Zaraki fic
what do ya think good, bad I don't know of since some people in Actionliker reviews of this story said they wanted other bleach characters to be added I'm putting up a poll in my bio vote yes or no I can work with or without them but if I do use them I already have 4 in mind to use.
also if you want to see Kurenai's outfit here is the link
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