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The Next Day Location Forest of Death 7:55 am

Kenpachi awoke with a loud yawn removing the tan pelt from his body he sat up and began to stretch.

"Well that was a good nap terrible fight but at least he made a good blanket."spoke the now risen fighter

'Now how the hell do I get out of here? Nothin but trees all around guess I better start running.' thought the captain while he began to run in a straight line to wherever it might lead him.

(3 Hours later)

"Finally a gate time to get out of this place!"

With a tremendous jump Kenpachi leaped over the gate landing in front of a now wide-eyed Tokubetsu Jonin.

"Y-y-y-y-our that brat from yesterday!" Screamed the shocked Anko while pointing at the shirtless blonde

"Hey your that whore from yesterday how ya doin."greeted Kenpachi with a wide grin

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!" Screamed Anko while pulling Kenpachi to her face.

Sniff sniff

Getting a whiff of the blonde Anko's face turned a sickly shade of green then she proceeded to push the blond away having him land on his ass.

'"FUCK kid you stink go home and bathe!"Yelled the now queasy Anko holding her nose

"Don't know where home is so can't do it sorry."replied Kenpachi in a bored tone

'Poor kid villagers must have run him out of his place. He's just to proud to admit it well kid today is your lucky day ' These were the thoughts running through the mind of Anko as a wide grin adorned her face.

Growing bored with the conversation the shrunken captain began to walk away searching for the arena that will host his upcoming battles only to be halted by something warping around his body upon inspection he discovered it be a large black python.

Turning around Kenpachi Screamed "What the hell are you doing you foolish woman!"

"Ah so you do have some manners eh brat. As to what I'm doing I'm taking you to the bathhouse can't have you stinking up the village now can I."Anko said while dragging the struggling blonde to the bathhouse.

Let me go! Let me go! Screamed Kenpachi who was kicking and struggling to escape.

(Konaha Hot Springs)

"O.K. We're here now lets get you set up"said the smiling Jonin as she released the fuming blonde

Retrieving a scroll from her coat Anko withdrew several items from it.

"Well here ya go you've got a bucket, towel, soap and a rubber ducky have fun I'll be back in a few hours have fun."

Wait just a moment woman I've got a few questions for you." Kenpachi said stopping Anko in her tracks as she was leaving.

"O.K. Shoot little guy." She replied patting him on the head.

Frowning he began his questions."First of all why are you doing all this for me? Also why the hell is the duck green and has bite marks in it?!"

Sighing she answered."Listen kid you've been given a hard role in life I'm just trying to make it a little easier so just shut up and enjoy the gift of a special day of pampering on me. As for the duck I found it in the forest one day like that."

"Fine I'll take your gift but don't tell anyone about this so called pampering they'll think I've gone soft."He replied with slight irritation in his voice.

Giving a wide grin Anko enveloped the small genin in a hug forcing his head in between her firm bosom."Fine I'll be sure that no one ever learns about Naru-chan's day of beauty." She said snickering to herself.

Releasing him from her embrace she waved goodbye and proceeded to leap in another direction.

"She's even stranger than Tatsufusa but at least I don't have to deal with her for the moment." Kenpachi said as he entered the men's side

(Konaha Hot Spring Men's Section)

Easing into the water Kenpachi felt the hot water relaxing his muscles as he finally began to ponder his current situation.

'This isn't good how the hell am I going to find this stadium this place is mostly a forest I could wander around for days. I cant let that happen who knows what could happen to that red headed kid I might not get a chance to fight him and what HELL IS WITH THAT GIGGLING.'

Turning around Kenpachi was greeted to the sight of a muscular white haired man in an outfit even from what he had seen in his lifetime was still strange peeking into the women's side from what seemed to be a freshly made hole in the divider gate.

"Heh , heh, heh. Oh yeah now that's what daddy likes now remove the towel. There ya go now bend over. HA HA that's more like it. " the strange an said happily.

Seeing the long white hair Kenpachi called the first name that came to mind "Ukitake how in the hell did you get here?"Kenpachi asked still annoyed by the giggling.

"Huh Ukitake? Listen well kid I don't know who that guy is but you should know who I am."Responded the old man expecting immediate recognition.

The man was responded to with a blank stare of confusion and slight pity.

"Don't they teach you kids anything anymore? Listen here brat for this is a day you shall remember for the rest of your life."The unknown man said as he began a strange dance of some sort.

" I am known both far and wide! Women look upon me with eyes of lust and hope! While men look with envy and pride! I am the mighty Toad Sage of Myobokuzan! One of the legendary three Sannin! That being of pure masculinity and sexiness! The one the only Jiraiya! "The now introduced man said finishing his dance with a weird pose.

"That has got to be the second worst dance I've ever seen. Now get the fuck out of here so I can enjoy my bath you old fart."Kenpachi said with anger and killing intent lacing his words.

"No way brat this one of the best spots for me to perform my research. So why don't you just shut up and observe how a an works you might just learn a thing or two." Jiraiya responded turning back around to continue his work,

Getting tired of the old man's shenanigans Kenpachi charged forward ready to attack. However out of the corner of his eye Jiraiya was able to see the incoming attack the moment Kenpachi came within arms length of him Jiraiya reached back grabbed Kenpachi by the hair. Applying Chakra to his feet he ran up the divider before reaching the top he repelled himself away flying towards the spring he threw Kenpachi in the hot water making him sink like a rock. While he gracefully with acrobatic skill landed on his feet atop the water without falling in. Grabbing onto the side of the spring Kenpachi and removed himself from the spring turning around he leaped at Jiraiya hoping to bring him down. Unfortunately Jiraiya was easily able to sidestep him causing the blonde to re-submerge into the boiling water.

Exiting the water again Kenpachi turned and yelled to the physically older man."Get out of there and fight like a man you coward!"

"Why don't you just come and fight me on the water like a Shinobi just use your Chakra you idiot."Replied Jiraiya sticking his tongue out at the blonde.

"My what now? Chakra what is that some sort of fighting style. "Kenpachi asked confused at the word.

"You know the life force of all living beings. "The Sannin replied.

"Doesn't ring a bell."Was the reply from the youth.

"The energy used to perform all Jutsu."The old man said desperately hoping the boy got the answer now.

"Still got nothing."Kenpachi replied with a blank stare.

"The glowy thing when you charge up an attack."Jiraiya said exhausted with the whole explanation only to be met with silence and a blank stare from the blonde.

Seeing that words were getting him nowhere Jiraiya walked off of the water and to the boy. Raising his fist he hit the blonde on top of his head causing a lump to appear.

"Alright kid I don't know who your teacher is but he should have taught you this just do as I do."Jiraiya said as put his hands in the Ram Seal and then began focusing his Chakra.

Eying the man Kenpachi performed the action feeling like Kendo it would be best just to learn it and only use it when necessary.

Seeing the blonde repeat the action Jiraiya noticed something an extra seal on the boy's abdomen walking over he examined it more closely.

'Hmm a Five Elements Seal that doesn't belong there and its sloppy must be the work of Orochimaru I'll fix this first then talk to Sarutobi.'

Walking over to the boy who was still trying to focus his Chakra Jiraiya pulled his left hand back as his fingertips were engulfed in small blue flames and yelled "Five Elements Unseal."Thrusting his opened fist into the blonde boy's abdomen hurling Kenpachi backwards and removing the Five Elements Seal from him.

Seeing the boy land next to the divider Jiraiya walked over to him tried to awaken him but failed.

"Well that shouldn't have happened come on kid wake up. "Jiraiya yelled as he shook the boy vigorously. "Come on boy this isn't funny wake up"he said while shaking him even harder."FUCK, Sarutobi's gonna kill me. WAKE THE FUCK UP DAMN YOU!"

(Inside Naruto's Mind)

Kenpachi found himself face down in what appeared to be some type of sewer.."OK now where am I?"He said getting up with a grunt and a bit of dizziness. Looking down he realized that he was no longer as small as he was moments ago looking over himself in the water he saw that he returned to his original form complete with his bells and ripped captain haori. "Well wherever the hell I am at least I got my body back. " Looking to his left he saw a giant double door and hear what sounded like someone talk."Wonder whats in there, only one way to find out. "

Kenpachi then proceeded to open the large doors and entered the mysterious new room. Once inside he was greeted to the sight of a blue eyed blonde boy with spiky hair three scars on his cheek and wearing way too much orange. From where he could see the boy with a shocked expression on his face was listening to a giant set of slitted eyes and teeth behind a enormous cage.

"And that boy is how I killed, raped and sexually seduced my way to become the most powerful Biju. Maybe next time I'll tell you what I did after getting this rank before getting sealed inside you but it appears we have a guest. Speak flesh bag!" The creature behind the cage spoke towards the former captain.

Looking at the creature Kenpachi walked up to the cage and spoke."I don't know who or what you are but you better tell me where I am and how to get out of here."

"Silence you flesh-ling! Do you not know who you are speaking to?" The creature spoke with its hot breath blowing Kenpachi's bells causing them to jingle in the now silent room.

"Um no?" Kenpachi replied with a blank expression on his face.

"Listen well mortal. Tombstones, piles of bodies drop, all made by my designed assault. I'm the product of the bottom of a mindless thought. Psychotic off of chronic mixed with rage and lust, Stomping all opposition until their brains are mush. No remorse from the force as the blood pour forth. I endorse only sports of the dangerous sort. I move in silence, instinct and straight violence. Quiet as kept, snapping necks for respect. I'm a triple threat to the world doom, danger and death. Seventy three stories tall ,a maniac unseen none can stop this Big Red Machine. I am the one the only Kyuubi no Yoko!" The now identified beast bellowed.

"You couldn't just say your name could you? Now hurry up and tell me how to get the hell out of here! Oh and by the way who's the scrawny kid?" Kenpachi asked while pointing to the blonde boy who was now talking to himself still with a shocked expression on his face.

Walking over to the boy Kenpachi heard his incoherent rambling each sounding stranger that the last.

"I-I-I can't believe he did that to an Angel and that poor bunny. What kind of sick monster shoves a snake up an innocent dolphin's ass just for pleasure and a treaty. The tails I didn't know they could be put in those places do women even like them there with the twisting, rubbing and pumping."the blond spoke sweat pouring down his face from the tale he was told by the Kyuubi.

Walking closer Kenpachi grabbed the boy and shook him out of his daze."Wake up kid now is not the time to lose your mind snap out of it nothing could be that bad your still alive at least."he yelled slapping him to make sure he got his point across.

"OK, OK, I'm up I'm up now who the heck are you and what are you doing inside my mind?" The blonde asked slightly irritated with his now sore face.

"I'm the Captain of Squad 11 aka the Zaraki Corps Kenpachi Zaraki and if this is really your mind then you really need to get it out of the gutter." Kenpachi said with his signature grin on his face.

"HEY! Listen here funny man I'm Naruto Uzumaki future Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves and my mind is not a gutter remember it." The now introduced Naruto said pointing at the Captain dramatically.

"So your Naruto huh well kid let me tell you something next time you want to point dramatically make sure your not being held up by someone twice your size and weight. Other than that I must say you've got guts kid I like that" Spoke the Captain while he placed Naruto back on the ground.

"Well isn't that cute you two make such a cute couple. Heh Heh Heh."The Kyuubi said laughing at the two other occupants of the room.

With calm face Kenpachi let loose his rage and ran towards the cage at full speed while yelling at the fox."That's it your dead big red!"

Normally an attack using the speed and power of Kenpachi would break down any door too bad that this particular door was enforced by a seal constructed by world a renounced seal master thus causing the captain to collapse.

*BONG*

The sound of vibrating metal poles filled the room along with psychotic laughter of the Kyuubi as Kenpachi began to rise from the ground.

"Oh that was hilarious I think this one may be even dumber than you boy. But then again all of you humans are idiots. "Kyuubi spoke still laughing at Kenpachi.

Getting up fully Kenpachi spoke while rubbing his head."Ouch. That stung but I should have broken that damn door how the hell am I suppose to get in there to kill you."

Seeing this as a possible way to escape Kyuubi planed his next move 'Hmm, if he's as stupid as I think he is I may just get out of here.'"Hey ugly if you want to get in all you have to do is remove that paper in the middle of the gate."

"Fine."That was the only response given by Kenpachi as he slowly extended his arm to the Seal only to be stopped by Naruto who ha jumped on his back trying to stop him from unleashing the ancient beast.

"No you can't the last time he was free many good people lost their lives!"Naruto screamed at the much larger man.

"Sounds like fun I was hoping he was strong."That was the last words of the Captain as he began peeling off the seal.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........."

Chapter end

There we go another chapter done as for the wait here is what I was doing in order

#1. working on my cosplay for the NY Anime Festival

#2. Family reunion

#3. work was hell many people went on vacation

#4. tickets for Dethklok/Mastodon concert

#5. for a prop to go with cosplay

#6. working on AMV for NYAF

#7. 360 (side note when arkham asylum comes out I will be on that for about a week)

#8. reading other fanfics

#9. porn

#10. saw a shock video that kept me of internet for a while . Spankwire (dot) com/ One-of-the-scariest-videos-out-there-Mature/ video51835/

now seeing as add more bleach characters won I now need bodies to put them in I'm adding 12 I've already decided on 3 so I need suggestions for 9. I really want one for shino since he is one of my faves but don't know who to put in him also I'm trying to stay away from characters combos used in Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSnake (good story read it if you haven't already)so the will not be any Unohana in Hinata or Yoruichi in Yugito even though I like all of them in my couple stories. on a final note I already have someone I'm going to put in Sasuke since he will be the villain but he not be counted so he's like the unofficial 13th person. So now go people go forth and review and I can be found on 360 under the same name(if I lose enough I usually write a page or 2).