South Park; Not normal? (CREEK) chp.6
"Of course." Tweek smiled and turned back around and then I wrapped my arms around Tweek's torso. I looked over in Kenny's direction and he was smirking. That little bastard, he was watching. I smiled and I laid there happy and just watched the two boys fall asleep as I was wondering what me and Tweek were going to do tomorrow.
I lay on the couch with Tweek in my arms and was just waking up. The sky was still a dark grey, but it stopped snowing. I could tell it was morning because the sky was a dark grey, but birds were chirping. Tweek was still asleep. I petted his head. His hair definitely wasn't 'soft', more like a straw kinda feel. Tweek started to wake up and realized I had my hand on his head. He put his hands on mine. I couldn't tell if Tweek was still asleep or awake. He rolled over on his stomach and his face was buried in my chest. His hands were holding mine and were near his face. This position was uncomfortable, he was light, but his weight was still hurting my chest. I think he was still asleep because he was moaning and was kicking. He kicked me right in the balls.
"OW! Ohmigod!" Tweek was now pounding his fists against my chest, "GOD DAMMIT! TWEEK, WAKE UP!" Tweek slowly opened his eyes and looked at me with a confused look. Once he was 100% awake, I fell off the couch laying on the ground moaning.
"GAH! C-CRAIG! W-WHAT'S WRRONG?"
"ooo… oww… geez, you have a powerful kick man!"
"Huh?"
"mmm, you were kicking and punching in your sleep! What were you dreaming about?"
"T-the gnomes! They were hurting me and trying to hurt you too! I was trying to get them away!"
"T-the underpants gnomes?"
"YES! They were trying to kill us for our underpants!"
"… Tweek…"
"They are real! Ask Kenny! He was there!"
"I know that, man, you just really hurt!" I got up slowly, "I bet the power is back now." I went over to the light switch and flipped it off then back on. The lights in the kitchen turned on, "Hey, I can call home now, do you mind?"
"N-no! Go ahead." I dialed my home phone and it rang once, and then someone picked up.
"Hello?" it was my little sister's voice.
"Ruby! It's Craig. Tell mom I'm fine and slept over at Tweek's."
"We all figured that, Mom was just really worried because the power went out over here and we weren't sure if it went out over there."
" Ya, it went out over here, but we bundled up and put a fire on and we are fine."
"K, whatever, bye I guess."
"Wait, Ruby! Can you tell mom I will probably not come home until later tonight?"
"Why, do you have a date or something?"
"Um, ya…"
"Fine. Bye now."
"Love you."
"Love you, too" She hung up. I turned around and saw Tweek was getting off the couch. He was heading over in my direction. He wrapped his arms around me and I did the same and we were now in a big hug.
"Do you love me too?"
"Yes, I love you, too."
"I love you also!" I lowered my head down so I could kiss Tweek. He let go of my back and then wrapped his arms around my neck. I then tightened my arms around Tweek's waist and pressed my lips to his. I forced his mouth open with mine so I could let my tongue in. he really was a good kisser. I moved back against the wall and kissed him more.
"Not that this isn't hot, but I hope you realize I AM right here." I heard Kenny's voice. I had forgotten He was right there. We both Blushed and let go.
"I see that you're awake…" I said stupidly.
"Obviously." Kenny just smirked.
"Well, the power is back, and the storm is over, do you think school is canceled? It's not like it would really matter now, it's 11:oo pm."
"Check the news. The school listings are normally at the bottom." Kenny said.
"GAH! I-I will check!" Tweek walked over to the TV and turned it on to the news. We watched the 'school closed' listing at the bottom of the screen. We watched one by one as the schools went by. Liningsburg, Mountain beavers, Rushmore middle and highschool, then we saw our South park high.
"Well, no school." I said, "Since there isn't school Tweek and I are going to go out, so I think you should leave too, Kenny."
"Ya, I think I will leave now. Thanks for letting me stay over Tweek!" Kenny smiled and started heading towards the door.
"Hey, Kenny?" He looked over his shoulder, "Good luck!" He knew I was talking about Butters and just smiled and turned around and waved us good bye. He opened and closed the door and Tweek and I were alone in the house. I liked that thought. "So, where are we going for our date?"
"GAH! I-I don't know. Were do you want to go?"
"It doesn't matter to me. Where ever you want to go is fine with me."
"AH! I can't decide on my own! That is way to much pressure!" I laughed.
"Alright, how about we go get some lunch?"
"Ok, but where?"
"Hmm...Why not City Wok? You like Chinese food right?"
"Ya! Let's go there!"
"Alright!" We headed out the door and walked into the cold day. We were talking about the project and Tweek had said he would do it when we get home. We walked by Starks pond, and I saw Pip sitting on a bench. It was odd because he normally doesn't come by here and sit alone. I called out to Pip and he turned around.
"Oh! Hello Tweek, and Craig! Good day isn't it?" The Brit said.
"Hey Pip, what are you doing?"
"Oh I am waiting for a friend."
"A friend?"
"Yes! Do you remember Damien? I'm not sure when the last time was when you last saw him."
"Ya, he was at the Halloween party last year, Kenny invited him so he could leave Hell early and get to the party. He was also in our class in the fourth grade."
"Yes, he is coming to visit everyone again. He told Kenny to come greet him, but Kenny called me and asked if I would, He seems to be getting rather bored in hell."
"GAH! Are you waiting here alone? When is Damien coming?" Tweek said
"I am waiting alone, and Damien said he could be a few hours."
"Are you staying out here alone until he comes?"
"Well, I guess."
"Don't you think Damien would be mad and go on a hellish tantrum once he saw that Kenny didn't come?"
"Oh! I hadn't thought about that!" I looked at Tweek; he nodded like he knew what I was asking.
"We can wait here with you."
"Oh, I don't want to bother you though! Aren't you two busy? Even if you did wait here with me, it could take a few hours!"
"Well, we could invite everyone here and it could be like a welcoming party for Damien, then maybe he wouldn't be so mad once he found Kenny wasn't here. I have a feeling he won't come."
"Maybe, then we can also play some games and have fun while we wait!"
"Once he gets here we can also go eat lunch afterwards."
"Oh yes! That sounds like jolly good fun!"
"Alright, let's call every one out here. I left my phone at home though."
"I have my cell phone with me."
"Do you have your phone with you Tweek?"
"GN! Y-yeah!"
"Alright why don't you guys start calling everyone then."
"Right-o!"
"K." They started to dial numbers and our friends were picking up. Tweek and Pip were telling each one about Damien and everyone was meeting at Starks pond. Once they were done, we saw everyone starting to arrive one by one. Some people were bringing footballs and other games to play.
"Hey Craig, Tweek!" I heard Clyde call out.
"Hey Clyde!" I replied
"Guess what!?" Clyde asked with a excited looking face.
"You look like something amazing happened to you!"
"Hell ya!"
" GAH! W-what happened?"
"Well, you know how I have liked Bebe and stuff right?"
"Sure."
"Turns out, she likes me too! She just told me that she loved me and stuff and now, we are together!" Clyde was beaming.
"Dude! That's great! Congratulations!"
"Dude, thanks!" Clyde looked around at every one.
"So Damien is coming back to earth."
"I guess, he says it's boring in Hell."
"Alright, and Kenny isn't coming?"
"He can't." I heard Kyle's voice, "He was run over by a truck just now, so it wouldn't matter now if he came or not, he will probably end up coming back with Damien."
"Hey Kyle." I said.
"Hey," He and Stan were walking side by side, "I brought a foot ball, but looks like we won't need one by the looks, because everyone else has brought one."
"Ha, ya."
"Guys! I'm going out with Bebe!" Clyde almost shouted at Stan and Kyle.
"Really? That's great man!" Stan said.
"Oh, there's Token, I have to go tell him!"
"Wow, Clyde and Bebe? Never thought she actually liked him!" Kyle stated.
"Me either!" I said.
"It seems like everyone is hooking up all of the sudden. Oh, did you know Cartman and Wendy got together?" Stan asked us.
"WHAT!?" me and Tweek shouted in unison.
"Holy shit! No way! I can't believe it! Since when did Wendy like that bastard?"
"Who knows, apparently Wendy was the reason he started losing weight and I honestly don't know why Wendy started liking Cartman." Stan said.
"So basically everyone is getting together. Clyde and Bebe, Wendy and Cartman, Us, and a lot more." Kyle said after Stan.
"We also got together." I smiled a wide smile and put my arm around Tweek. Kyle looked happy, but Stan looked shocked. Tweek looked at me in surprise; I guess he didn't think we were going to tell anyone. "Don't worry, Kyle knew I liked you."
"You did?" Stan asked.
"I'm happy for you guys, congratulations too!" Kyle said.
"Kenny said he got together with Butters too, did he tell you?" I asked.
"GAH! They did?" Tweek was freaking out right now, hearing all this news was probably a lot for him.
"You know about them? How? But ya, they did."
"Funny story actually, I was at Tweek's house during the storm and around 8 last night Kenny shows up at his door practically frozen. He stayed the night with us. Then He told me they got together." Kyle and Stan laughed.
"That guy is so hopeless. He even shows up at your place."
"Gnn! I didn't mind really." Tweek informed. I looked around. I saw Clyde talking to Token, Pip talking to Butters and I saw Cartman heading towards us from across the pond.
"Hey fags!" Cartman yelled.
"Here comes the fat ass." Kyle said, even though he really wasn't that fat anymore. Cartman eyed me with my arm around Tweek and Stan whose arm was around Kyle's waist.
"Wow, everyone really is turning into a fag, unlike ME with a GIRLFRIEND."
"Shut up already! We heard you a million times that Wendy is your girlfriend!"
"Ha ha ha! At least I'm not a HOMO! Even Craig and Tweek! Oh my god, my day just gets better." I just rolled my eyes. Suddenly, a giant flash got to everyone's attention. A glowing portal-hole was on the ground. A blonde head popped out of the hole.
"Hey guys! What are you all doing here?" Kenny said. He struggled to get out of the hole and walked over to Butters to give him a big hug. Clyde and Token looked surprised, and then they looked over to me and Tweek and Stan and Kyle and looked even more surprised.
"We all met here to welcome Damien." Kyle said.
"Really? I just told Pip to come, but what ever, Damien is coming, he seems to have trouble climbing the ladder to earth." He smirked and looked down. "HEY! DAMIEN! EVERYONE CAME TO WELCOME YOUUUUU." Damien must have been far behind if Kenny had to yell that loud.
"GOD DAMMIT! You don't have to yell in my face, you dick!" Apparently not. He was right behind Kenny.
"Hello, Damien!" Pip said and looked really happy to see Damien.
"Hey, Pip." Damien also looked happy to see pip. "Really, why did everyone come? I only asked Kenny and Pip, but Kenny died again before I could even get here.
"Oh, so he actually WANTED Pip to come…" I said and looked down, kinda embarrassed.
"Well, sense everyone is here, why don't we all go do something fun?" Kyle suggested.
"I bet your idea of 'fun' is to go rent a hotel room for you and Stan-boy here, so you guys can gaily 'do it.'" Cartman smart mouthed.
"SHUT UP ASSHOLE!" Cartman snickered.
"Hey, actually, we should go do something fun! Let's go to the new arcade pizza place that opened!" Token suggested. Stan and Kyle looked at each other and snickered. Must be an inside joke or something.
"Ya! I here they have a lot of awesome games and shit! I also heard their pizza is amazing!" Clyde added.
"All right! I haven't had pizza in a while." Damien said. We all agreed and went to the pizza place.