South Park; Not normal? (CREEK) chp.7
"Ya! I here they have a lot of awesome games and shit! I also heard their pizza is amazing!" Clyde added.
"All right. I haven't had pizza in a while." Damien said. We all agreed and went to the pizza place.
We all seemed to have a good time talking on our way to the pizza shop. Damien seemed to be enjoying himself too. He was talking to Kenny with a smile… an evil like smile. Pip was right by his side and watching Damien's face with interest. Clyde and Token were talking to each other. They would both every now and then look back at me and Tweek. I had my arm around Tweek's shoulders. When Clyde glanced back again, I flipped him off and smirked. I then tightened my grip around Tweek's shoulders and leaned down slowly to Tweek's face. I got closer to his face and was watching Clyde and Token's faces. It was rather hilarious. I finally planted a kiss on Tweek's lips and I heard him squeak. Clyde and Token's jaws dropped. I laughed. I parted and went back to having a tight grip around Tweek's shoulders. I looked down at Tweek, who had a blush streaked across his face. I smiled at Tweek.
"Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I really wanted to see Clyde and Token's reactions." I laughed again.
"Gn… It's ok, their reactions are… actually funny." Tweek showed a little smirk of his own. Tweek hesitated for a moment, but he put his arm around my back and cuddled closer to my chest. Clyde and Token looked shocked. I bet they didn't even have a clue me and Tweek were this way. I was startled by Tweek grabbing my collar and pulling my face down to his. He was enjoying the reactions from Clyde and Token. I didn't think he would have the courage to kiss me in front of everyone.
"Get a ROOM you homo's!" I turned my head to see Cartman. He apparently wasn't talking to US homos. Cartman had his body turned to Kenny and Butters. I tried to look over Cartman's body, and I could see Kenny who held Butters tightly in his arms and was kissing him. Kenny shot his head up.
"SHUT UP, fat ass." Kenny let go of Butters. Kenny shoved his hands in his pockets and had an angry expression and kicked stones at his feet, obviously mad at Cartman, and probably disappointed that he needed to stoop kissing Butters now that Cartman pointed it out. Butters looked sad too. He looked up at Kenny and then grabbed at his sleeve. Kenny looked down at the Butters with a hopeful expression. Kenny sighed and wrapped his hand around Butters. Butters beamed and smiled. Kenny still had a frown on his face, but he blushed.
"Can you two BE anymore GAY?" Kenny got really mad.
"FUCK YOU CARTMAN!" Kenny picked up a rock from the ground and chucked it at Cartman. Cartman dodged.
"HA HA YOU MISSED!" The rock went flying and then it hit Damien… hoh shit, this was bad. Damien slowly turned his head their direction.
"Who threw this?" Damien was holding up the rock Kenny had thrown. Cartman pointed to Kenny. Damien's hand caught on fire.
"D-Damien, I-I was aiming for Cartman, please! Please don't kill me, dieing actually hurts! Please!"
"Begging can't help you now." Damien raised his hand about to let a blast of fire at him. Kenny shoved Butters away from him and Kenny held his hands out in front of him in a defensive way and shut his eyes closed.
"AAH!" Butters screamed. He was freaking out and covering his eyes. Clyde and Token stood there flabbergasted. Damien shot the fire, but it missed Kenny and hit the tree above him. It would have hit him dead on if Pip hadn't moved Damien's arm.
"Pip!?" Damien said.
"D-Damien, you shouldn't kill Kenny! Isn't he your friend? You shouldn't kill friends! …Well, actually you really shouldn't kill at all…"
"Sure, Kenny's my friend, but he will come back to life like he always does! Also, I don't think it would matter if I didn't kill people or not, I'm doomed to be in hell anyway."
"BUT IT HURTS!" Kenny shouted. Right after Kenny spook, the tree above Kenny, which was now on fire, broke and the tree limbs landed on Kenny. "SHI-"
"KENNY!" Butters yelled.
"OH MY GOD! Uh… IT KILLED KENNY!" Stan said his familiar phrase, which followed-
"um… YOU BASTARD! Can you call a tree a bastard?"
"Sure?" Stan wasn't quiet sure either. Butters stood there still. He just looked at the now burning Kenny with some tears in his eyes. "It's alright Butters," Stan walked over to Butters and patted his back, "he'll be back tomorrow."
"…Y-ya…" Butters managed to say. Damien actually looked like he felt guilty.
"Well, let's go to the pizza place now, I'm getting hungry." Kyle said.
"So am I!" Tweek agreed. We all started heading towards the pizza place, again. Now, Tweek was just walking besides me. I think the 'excitement' just made him not so much in a 'happy' sorta mood now. I noticed Clyde and Token walking towards us.
"So, um… you two… going out?" Clyde said timid.
"Is it THAT hard to figure out guys?" I laughed. "Would I just kiss a dude, yet alone ANYONE I didn't like?" Tweek smiled a little.
"Well, no I guess, but… ARE you?"
"… Oh my God… I'm not answering to this… you dudes are retards if you can't figure it out."
"Tweek? Are you and Craig going out?" Token asked.
"Y-yes!" Tweek said and blushed.
"I knew it!" Clyde said.
"You guys are idiots…" I sighed. "Do you have a problem with us dating?"
"No." they said together.
"Even though the fact is we are both dudes?"
"No, we don't care, never really have, if we DID care it might be a problem because it seems most of our friends are gay."
"I'm BI not gay!" I stated. Tweek was just silent, I don't think he really wants to be apart of this conversation. I wasn't sure if he was gay or bi to be truthful. "It's all probably from the lack of girls in this town." I laughed. Clyde and Token laughed to. Tweek didn't though. I regretted what I just said, I knew it hurt Tweek, I could tell.
"Um… I left my wallet at home guys and don't have any money…Can you share pizza with me? Please? " Clyde stated.
"Oh great, are you becoming the new free-loading Kenny?" Token laughed.
"Hey, I can pay you back if you want."
"It's fine Clyde, I have enough money to share, but this better not become a habit. We already have a Kenny." I laughed again. "Oh, hey! There's the pizza place!" I pointed to the blue and orange building with the big 'Pizza n' games!' sign. We all walked in the doors and went to find a booth to sit at. Damien was the first to sit, and then pip, then Butters, then Kyle and Stan and Cartman right behind Stan, Clyde and Token then Tweek, and I was at the end. I knew I was the one who was going to order everything because I was at the end. Great. I sighed.
"Alright, so what does every one want? OH! But before we order, everyone brought money, besides Clyde, right?"
"Ya, Pretty sure." Kyle said.
"Your all treating me, I came here with nothing." Damien almost demanded.
"…Alright, so… what does everyone want to eat?" I asked. I heard almost everyone say something different. I heard large cheese and large Pepperoni and veggie. Gross, who likes veggie? "How about we order one large pepperoni and one large cheese? The majority agreed, Clyde was the only one who really disagreed. He said he wants veggie…"Clyde, we are buying your lunch, so don't complain."
" Alright, fine…"
"Ok, I guess I'll go and order it…" No one had a problem with that. I went up the ordering counter and ordered the food. I went back to the table and everyone was gone except Butters. "GOD! WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?"
"T-they went to go play the games."
"Why aren't you?"
"I'm not really in the mood to play some games." Poor Butters, I guess I wouldn't either if I saw my boy friend die in front of my eyes.
"Alright… I'm going to find Tweek." Butters nodded. This place was huge! It would be hard trying to find everyone. I saw Stan and Kyle playing guitar hero. I went over to them to ask if they have seen Tweek. "Have you guys seen Tweek?"
"Hang on Craig…" Kyle said. They were no doubt the best players I have ever seen. The song ended. "SHIT!"
"YES! HA! I WON KYLE! HA HA HA!" Stan as rejoicing.
"Shut up Stan! I can beat you at every other game!" these two got way to competitive when it comes to games. Right now, they didn't seem like they were the going out lovey-dovey couple, but just like best friends. "Sorry, what Craig?"
"Have you seen Tweek?"
"I think I saw him heading over there. Kyle pointed towards the right."
"Alright Kyle, ready for me to own you again?"
"Your on!" I headed to the right where Kyle had pointed and Kyle and Stan went back to playing. I saw an exit sign. Did Tweek leave? I opened the door and saw Tweek leaning against a wall.
"Craig?" Tweek said kind of shocked. His eyes also looked puffy.
"Tweek? Are you alright? Why are you out here?"
"I'm fine…" Tweek looked to the ground.
"No your not." I put my hand on his shoulder. "Tweek, what's wrong?"
"…I…I'm just being stupid… it's retarded… I know you were just joking around, but it's just me being stupid."
"Huh?" I don't understand what he's getting at.
"… On our way here, when we told Clyde and token we were going out, you said it was because… there weren't enough girls in the town… I know, I'm just being stupid…" I KNEW saying that hurt him!
"Aw, Tweek!" I put my hand to my forehead. "… Tweek, even if there WERE more girls in this town, I promise you, I still would have fallen in love with you!" I felt my face turn hot. "Honestly, I love you, and that wouldn't have changed!" I leaned down and kissed Tweek's soft, warm lips. I parted and gazed into his hazel eyes.
"Really?"
"Do you need me to prove it?"
"…yes!" He just wanted me to kiss him more. This time I embraced him and leaned against the wall.
"Alright, if you wish it." I pressed my lips to his once again and Tweek opened his mouth. I knew what he wanted and so I did. Maybe an alley way wasn't the most romantic place to be making out, but I didn't care. Apparently Tweek didn't either. I moved one hand down to his thy. Tweek then wrapped his arms around my back. I could feel Tweek's cheeks getting hotter. I loved the sweet sounds Tweek made when I gave him a hicky on his neck.
"C-Craig!"
"Heh, you gave me one, I just paid you back." I smirked and moved my lips back to his.
"Did you say you saw him go through here?" That was Clyde's voice. I parted again quickly and the door swung open. Tweek was still in my grasp when I saw Clyde's head pop through the door. "Hey! The pizza is read-… oh!" He realized the situation what was happening, and what I was going to do to him if he didn't leave, "S-Sorry!!" He quickly closed the door.
"DAMNIT CLYDE!" I yelled. I'm sure he heard me. I let go of Tweek. Tweek looked disappointed. "Well, let's go eat the pizza." I scratched my head.
"Ok…" Tweek grabbed my hand and wrapped his around mine. He wasn't going to let go. I smiled and kissed his forehead. I love his reactions when I kiss him. I opened the door and we headed back to our pizza. I definitely was going to make Clyde pay for ruining the moment. I sat down with Tweek and wondered what I was going to do to him.