Tobi and Deidara Partners Forever

Part 01: The Ring Annihilates a Member

Tobi was walking down a rocky path, knocking on the side of a giant boulder on the cliff. The boulder moved slightly to the side and Sasori was in the other side.

"Hi Sasori-san!" Sasori closed his eyes and sighed.

"What the hell do you want?"

"Nothing… I just…" Tobi started to move his hips sideways with his arms back. "…I just wanted to know if I… can come in, please" Tobi whipered the last part to him and Sasori couldn't but help himself from getting pissed off.

"No Tobi… you see this line." Tobi looked down and didn't notice the yellow line between them until now. "That line is supposed to separate us Akatsuki member from you puny little stupid wannabe members… you got that!" Tobi stayed silent for a moment.

"So… uh… can I come in then?"

"Let see… no!"

"Come on please." Tobi got down on his knees and beg Sasori to let him in.

"Sure go right on in." Tobi felt all excited.

"Really?"

"Yes, when I drop dead and let you become an Akatsuki, but since I'm mostly immortal, you can forget about becoming a member. And as long as you're not a member, I can care less about you and your stupid annoying begging." The boulder closed between them. Tobi stand in the same spot for a second before shivering.

"Yeah, now I'm motivated to becoming a member even more!" Tobi started jumping up and down, excitingly. "Now time to talk to the boss guy and see if I can get in, but what should I say, hmm?" Tobi was in his thinking pose. The following month he finally got an appointment with Pain. They both were in a room talking.

"And that's why I should be a member." Pain stand there, looking at Tobi before speaking.

"Okay…but if you can at least give me a reason. All you did was barged in here unexpectedly and just said and that's why I should be a member."

"Okay, here's my reason." Tobi and Pain continued to talk to each other all through the night, then in the morning... "Thank you boss-san, I won't let you down."

"Phew, at least that's over, now time to get back to work." Pain sat down on a chair and started to take his nap. Tobi on the other hand was off and headed back where the hideout he was a month ago. He knocked the door and Deidara opened it instead.

"Tobi, what are you doing… it's three in the morning."

"Deidara-san, great news, boss-san said that if I complete this assignment, I can become a member like you guys for real!" Deidara was ignoring most of what he said, and was focusing trying to get back to bed.

"And why should I care, hmm?"

"Because…you're the one who's going to help me!"

"You're kidding right?"

"N-No!" Tobi open his arms and was about to give Deidara a hug, but he notice it and put an arm in the way between them.

"Get away from me Tobi! The one thing I don't accept from you is a hug!" Deidara started to burn with angry. "And why did you have to come to me with a message like that this early in the morning, hmm!"

"Well Deidara-san, I just got here."

"Stupid Tobi, and what makes you think that the leader will give you a chance like that, hmm?"

"But it's t-true…" Tobi took out a piece of paper. "Here" Deidara started to read the note; when he was done, he looked at Tobi, pissed off.

"I would complain right now… but it's too freaking early that my body or voice have woken up. So wait out here in the cold for five… or eight hours, then I'll come out, alright, hmm."

"Okay Deidara-san… Uh, I mean partner, but can I get a blanket… or maybe some breakfast."

"Good night Tobi." Deidara press a button and the boulder slide and closed shut the entrance.

"Deidara-san, Deidara-sama!" Couple of hours after the sun hit the hideout; Deidara got out of the hideout and went for Tobi. He was at a dumpling shop close by the area. Tobi greet him with some dumplings and eat before leaving. Deidara did eat before going outside, but since it's free, he accepted it.

"Come now Tobi, let's head off, we must get the ring of seal from Orochimaru." Deidara said dramatically before he took out some clay and started to form a small bird. Before saying another word, Tobi started to run towards the edge of the cliff attempting to jump off.

"Geronimo!" Deidara pull out his arm.

"Stop right there Tobi, what the hell do you think you're doing stupid, hmm!" Tobi stopped and looked as a large smoke was next to Deidara and saw a giant bird. "We're going to fly over there, stupid idiot, hmm. Now get on, hmm" Tobi started to chuckle.

"Lucky you told me, I could I probably plummet to my death, hehehe." Right there, the edge of the cliff crumbled and Tobi fell down. "Ahh! Deidara-san, help me!" Then there was a splash as Tobi was quickly drifted by the river. "Save me!" Deidara looked all depressed.

"Stupid Tobi"

To be continued