Tobi and Deidara Partners Forever

Part 02: Creepy Guy With Pale Faces That Look Like Ghost Should

Stay Away From Scared People With Bombs In Their Hand

Deidara and Tobi were soaring through the sky in one of Deidara's clay birds.

"Thanks Deidara-san, if you haven't rescued me, I probably would be dead." Tobi started to laugh, the way that would annoy Deidara to the point of his limit.

"I should have let you drown, hmm." Deidara thought. "Anyway, we're here, hmm."

"We are?" Tobi looked down and saw a large rock structure that with the naked eye looks like mountains, but a closer look shows a temple. "Phew, thank goodness, I thought that your clay things weren't that good and we would eventually plummet to the floor and… hehheh…"

"Oh really, hmm…" Deidara took something out of his hands. "Do you find them useless now?!" There was a large explosion as Tobi started to fall off. Deidara instead was riding on a second bird after the first one exploded. "Never insult my art, hmm." Tobi still continued to fall down.

"Oh no, I'm going to die, ahhh!" Tobi crashed through the rock and then the tile floors from the inside. "Phew I thought I was going to die." He felt something underneath him. He looked and saw that it was someone wearing glasses and unconscious. "Oh… ahem… sorry mister" He got up and walked backwards, stuttering.

"What is the meaning of this? Who are you?" Tobi turned around and saw a pale white figure from a close distance with evil snake eyes and to Tobi, scary looking as well. "Well answer me?"

"Gahhh!!" On the roof, where it stands a broken gap of Tobi's figure, Deidara stood there looking to see if he can find Tobi.

"Damn, if Tobi gets himself into trouble again, I may not help him…" He sighed. "If only it wasn't for the damn letter, hmm." Then he saw Tobi in the floor with someone coming towards him. He recognized that figure. "Stupid Tobi, he had to get his guard up, now it won't be easy to take Orochimaru down now." Deidara made spider clay figures and sent them down the hole.

"What the matter, boy? Cat got your tongue? Hahaha talk or I'll have to kill you."

"I'm T-t-tobi a-and…" Tobi looked behind him and saw he's partner behind Orochimaru and he started to stutter. "Deidara look out, you can't kill a ghost!" Orochimaru turned around and saw Deidara as he sent figure at him that exploded. Orochimaru jumped out of the way in time.

"Damn it Tobi, hmm. You ruin everything and… and… wait did you say ghost?"

"You think I'm a ghost boy?"

"Well yeah… look at you. You're so pale that I can't seem to wonder why nobody thought that of you. And beside, you're also scary."

"Hahaha, did my threats scare you?"

"No… it's just… your face is the thing that creeps me out!" Orochimaru remained silent.

"Haha, Tobi got you there, Orochimaru, and I usually hate it when he talks."

"Then why don't you just find the off switch for him… on second thought… I'll do it myself!" Orochimaru started running towards Tobi with a kunai in his tongue.

"Arghh!! His tongue is sticking out!! That creeps me out the most!!"

"Oh will you shut up Tobi, hmm!" Deidara got in front of Tobi and took out more bombs from his hands and threw them at Orochimaru. He dodged it but had to go far back with all the continuous explosions.

"I had just about enough." Orochimaru came out from the floor and strucked Deidara in the stomach with a sword from his mouth.

"Ahh, but wasn't he…" Tobi looked and saw a figure melting from where they saw him last. "A substitution! Deidara-san!"

"Will you shut up for once, Tobi!" Deidara started to turn light brown and melting.

"What?" Orochimaru tried to take out the sword but it was stuck.

"Well Orochimaru, it appears that this match is over… Tobi use the bomb that I give you earlier." Tobi remember the bomb that he gave him when they were still on the bird.

"Right" Tobi took out from his pocket, a round ball explosive. He started to toss it up and down on his hand. "Well Orochimaru, I spare you if you give me the ring."

"Never" Orochimaru stretched the blade out more and almost struck Tobi if he hadn't did a shadow blur to get behind him. "Naw- ah! Where are you…" Just then, Tobi miss the small toss and accidently droped it on the floor. "Gwahh!!" Tobi started to run as that bomb did a massive explosion.

--moment later—

Deidara was walking on towards the edge of the cliff as Tobi was sitting there looking at the ring that would give him access to the organization.

"Well Tobi, you're officially a member."

"I'm glad… I'm finally a member and I can now be your true partner, sempai."

"Whoa, whoa, I still got a partner and besides… wait… sempai?"

"Yep, I find you as one so I'm calling you that."

"I never had been called that before." Deidara thought. "Come on Tobi, let's head back." Diedara patted Tobi in the back and in that instant, Tobi accidently dropped the ring of sealing to the bottom of the bottomless dark cliff.

"Whoops." Both stayed silent for a moment.

"Tobi, you fool!"

"I guess I just lost my place in the Akatsuki."

The End