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Right, these are probably going to be a bit odd. I just get bored sometimes and go try out the random pairing generator and see what happens. So these are just very random drabbles or double drabbles.

And there be slash in these.


Hoist (G1) / Hook (G1) / dominance

The decepticons hadn't really expected anything when they acquired their very own pet autobot. Well some amusement probably, but nothing much more than that.

For some reason the autobot had seemed taken with Hook of all mechs and since no one saw any harm in it they'd let him follow the constructicon around. It was even kind of funny and at least it got the rest of them out of helping the constructicon, because it wasn't like the con was ever satisfied with the work they did. But the autobot seemed… well, almost happy to be ordered around by the constructicon.

No one was sure when Hoist took over doing the routine check-ups on the decepticons, but since it had to have been Hook's idea no one said anything about it. Besides, the decepticons were happy enough. Hook was an amazing mechanic, but no one wanted to be treated by him unless absolutely necessary. Gentle he was not. Hoist on the other hand was nice.

No, this had definitely not been what they had expected when they captured the autobot. But they'd be damned if they were letting go of him now. He was theirs and they were keeping him.