WARNING: Blood/gore, just in case, but if you're reading a Kuroshitsuji and Sweeney Todd crossover you should be sorta used to it.

Sebastian entered the barber shop and the distinct and familiar aroma of blood hit him as soon as he entered. Even Sebastian, no stranger to blood or gore, recoiled slightly with the strength of it in the air.

"What'd you want?" Todd asked him gruffly, cleaning his razors, which seemed to glow slightly reddish.

"A shave. This is a barber shop after all," Sebastian flashed his false smile fro a second.

"Can't. The razors need cleaned," he lied, he just didn't want to end up piling too many corpses on in the basement and have the smell of rotting flesh start to crawl into the pie shop or his barber shop thus arousing suspicion.

"It's quite ingenious," Sebastian grinned, as he leaned down on one knee and glared at the rigged barber chair in the middle of the otherwise virtually empty.

"What is?" Todd said, eyeing Sebastian with caution.

"This chair. The mechanics are quite unique, but not just that. The whole system of your little plot with Lovett, is that her name? Yes, it's quite the fascinatingly horrifying little business deal," Sebastian said with a cruel smile.

"I don't know what you're talkin' about," Todd denied, he reached behind with one arm gently and silently lifting a razor.

"Of course you do," Sebastian grinned, "I am no idiot. I could tell it was human flesh in those pies without a mere bite. You've done well to conceal yourselves. People mysteriously vanish, last seen going to get a shave, and the pie shop downstairs' business suddenly thrives despite a terrible reputation beforehand. It just proves the police in country are idiots too, but you were not good enough to hide from me. Do you know what I'm talking about yet?"

"You're aware I can't let you leave now and you're wrong; you're not as smart as you think you are. Why else would you come here knowing all that and not being armed with so much as a knife?" Todd laughed, "It was really quite moronic."

"I really don't weapons," Sebastian laughed at him.

"That's a very arrogant thought," Todd let a cruel smile grace his lips as he approached Sebastian, who was still prodding at the chair whilst he spoke.

"Oh really, and why would tha.." Sebastian was cut short as Todd grabbed him from behind and slit his throat with his razor, he fell limply to the ground and blood pooled around him.

"I do hate the posh types who think they know best," Todd smirked as he opened the trap door to the basement and pushed Sebastian down.

He listened for that satisfying 'crunch' and 'thump' as the corpse hit the ground.

"My, my," Todd sighed, as he looked at the blood that had gathered on the floor, "What a mess."


Aw poor Sebby, but we all know he doesn't go down that easily.

The chapters in this are all really short, but hopefully there won't be too many chapters, I want this to be short and sweet maybe isn't the right word.

Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed it. Don't forget to review!

Bye~!

Amy.