Aim Esme Carlisle Emmett

Esme: when are you coming home?

Carlisle: around 7ish why? you want me to come home early?

Emmett: NO SEXTING!

Esme: what in the devils name is sexting?

Emmett: talking dirty over aim or texts

Carlisle: psh then yes…: P

Esme: remember we aren't big on the lingo know what I'm sayn dog d: D

Emmett: no, just no :(

Carlisle: I love it when you speak wigidy wack shawty

Esme: that's dope

Carlisle: *shivers*

Emmett has signed off