"Edward truth or dare?"
Ah no, Alice made me angry, so I made Jasper angry and now he's going to make Edward angry. Great. Stupid Alice and her stupid game, it's all her fault.
"Dare." Great Edward, just great. Let your stupid pride get in the way of something that could haunt us for the rest of our existence. Yep, Jasper was smiling evilly. Great.
"You can't make me do that Jasper, please don't." Wonder what he's thinking, what's Alice grinning at?
"Care to let us untalented people know what's going on." Emmett asked in an annoyed tone, he is so impatient. Ignore the fact that I am dying to know as well.
"Well my dare for the husband of the vampire that made me go to Mrs Cope's house and call her a man, is..."
"Oh just get on with it." Rosalie snapped.
"Fine. Edward has to stay from Bella for an entire week, which means no contact." He said smugly.
"Jasper I hate you." How could he do this to me? My dare for him wasn't that bad!
"Not as much as I hate him, trust me." Ha he's annoyed Edward too, wonder who he'll pick.
"Rosalie truth or dare?" Edward asked as he moved away from me, ugh I hate Jasper so much!
"Dare of course."
"I dare you t-"
"You are not playing truth or dare again are you?" Esme demanded, how did we not hear her come back? "Don't you remember what happened last time?" If I could have I would have blushed. The last time we'd played I ended up dancing. At a strip club. And it turns out vampires can get drunk.
"Why mum, what happened?"
"We'll show you the video if you want Nessie." Stupid Emmett.
"Ah yeah Uncle Emmett, thank you!"
"No Uncle Emmett we will not show my daughter that video."
"Why mum, what happened?"
"Yes, why mum, what happened?" Emmett repeated. He was so going to pay for that later.
"Let's just say that mum got a little hyper and lots of people crowded around her." Jumped in Edward, I love him.
"Yeah, watching her dance." chipped in Emmett.
"While she was completely bladdered." Alice carried on.
"At a strip club." Rosalie finished. Everything I said about us two getting closer, all lies round about now.
"Yeah thanks for that, love you all so much." I hate them. Oh no, now Renesmee's trying not to laugh, if she laughs she is so grounded. Might just let Edward know that. I pushed my shield away, 'If Nessie laughs she is so grounded.'
"Ness, you probably shouldn't laugh, your mum is in a little bit angry at the moment, and you wouldn't want to be grounded now would you?"
She just nodded, "So whose turn is it?" She asked as she plonked herself down in the circle.
"Renesmee, you can't seriously want to play with them? You may never live it down." Esme said.
"Course I want to play, I've never played before, so whose turn is it?"
"Mine, and I choose dare." Rosalie said.
Why's he picked Rose, what's she done to him? Wow I've never heard Edward laugh evilly, it's so cute.
"Rosalie, tomorrow when we start our new school you have to pretend that you are gay for the whole day."
There was silence. Then Nessie giggled and that set everybody off.
Five minutes later
"Okay you can stop laughing now." Rosalie snarled.
"One second." Edward held up his hand for her to stop. A while later, and I think with a lot of help from Jasper, we calmed down enough for Rosalie to speak.
"Okay, so if my dare is tomorrow do we carry on now or when I've done it?"
"I think we should wait, just to make sure she actually does it." Alice said – wuss. Just because she's one of the ones left to ask.
"Like you don't know." Edward laughed.
"So, if we're leaving the game here for now, let's get onto the important stuff. Nessie what did you buy?" Alice asked, typical Alice shopping is always on the brain.
"I got this really cute top, I'm thinking of wearing it tomorrow." Alice pouted.
"What is it Aunt Alice?"
"Ignore her Renesmee, she's just put out that you're not wearing what she picked." Edward reassured, getting up to give her a hug. I want a hug.
First day of school – what could go wrong? Ha
"Hurry up Nessie, we're going to be late!" Okay I admit it, I was panicked and hysterical. I mean who wouldn't be? It's the first day of a new school, I'm not allowed to touch my husband, I'm not allowed to call him my husband and my sister's pretending to be gay!
"It's okay mum, calm down." She looked meaningfully at Jasper and I felt a wave of calm to rush over me. I smiled gratefully at her, she knew me so well.
"Okay, just remember you can't call us mum and dad in school, you have to call us Bella and Edward."
"Yes Bella, I understand." She giggled.
"Come on then." I put my arm around her and walked out of the door. We got into Edward's Volvo and drove to the new school.
If there is one thing that the Cullen's and Hale's know how to do it's how to make an entrance. We pulled up, behind Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie, and we see them getting out of the car. In films, you know how the posh famous people arrive? Yep like that.
Edward, Nessie and I got out then followed them to the little office.
"Erm, h-h-hello, how may I help you?" The poor receptionist stuttered. I can't blame her, seeing my family, and me I suppose now, for the first time can be quite daunting.
"Hello, I am Edward Cullen, this is my sister Alice, my brother Emmett and my adoptive family, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Bella Swan and Renesmee Swan. We are starting today." Me and Nessie have to use my old surname because Carlisle thinks it would be too weird, 'pout'.
"Oh yes of course, erm can I ask you to each take these forms and get them signed at every lesson? Here are your timetables and a map, have a good day." We each took the things the old woman handed us and walked out of the door, when the door closed we heard her whisper 'oh my God'. We all laughed.
"So Eddie boy what was she thinking?" Emmett asked, using the nickname that he knew Edward hated. As if on cue, Edward ground his teeth.
"You don't want to know, but most of her thoughts centred around you." Rosalie growled.
"Rosalie, you can't be jealous can you? I thought you swung the other way." Alice laughed.
"Oh yes, our little dare." Edward carried on, "And yes Emmett I know how much you hate me." Arrgh I hate it when he answers people thoughts, it's so annoying.
Everybody we passed was staring at us as we made our way to homeroom. The whispers were disgusting, I didn't know that people other than Emmett were that dirty.
Me, Edward, Alice and Nessie went into the classroom on our right but before we shut the door we heard a lad go up to Rosalie and whisper something.
"I'm sorry but I am gay."
We all burst out in laughter.
"Excuse me but please will you sit down." The teacher ordered, snobby git. We turned around to face him.
"And who are you?" He asked.
"Edward Cullen."
"Alice Cullen."
"Bella Swan."
"Renesmee Swan."
"And you are new today?" Oh my God the simpleton.
"Yes we are Sir." Edward replied, always so polite and need I a hug.
"Okay very good, take a seat." He gestured out towards the room. I heard Nessie whisper something so quietly and quickly that no one even realised she was speaking.
"Mum I'm staying with you."
Me and Nessie sat in the front two seats while Edward and Alice took seats in the centre of the room. The whispers in here were worse, I could hear lads already planning on asking out us girls. There were also a couple of girls, must tell Rosalie. I growled when I heard some girls talking about Edward. Nessie put her hand on my shoulder. I couldn't even let people know that me and Edward were together, because of that stupid non contact dare.
The morning passed in a blur and I had been asked out six times, they just didn't get the picture did they? And when those pathetic boys asked out my Renesmee, I felt like ripping their heads off.
We met up with the others in the canteen.
"So Rosalie, there are some lesbians in our homeroom if you're interested." I said, maybe I shouldn't, she started glaring. Emmett started laughing until she turned her glare onto him.
"I'm sorry, but today eleven people have asked you out, and six of them have been girls." As Emmett was speaking a boy was walking over to our table.
"Make that twelve people." Alice interjected.
"Hi Rosalie I was wondering what time you wanted me to pick you up after school tonight." He was obviously one of the confident jocks who wasn't used to being turned down. Emmett's jaw visibly tightened.
"For what?" Playing dumb, I think she's trying to embarrass him, this could be fun.
"For our date gorgeous."
"One second honey," She stood up on the table, "I'M GAY!" She got back down, "What was that sweetie?" He backed away slowly and a girl came running over to us.
"Hi Rosalie, I'm in your Spanish class and I was wondering whether you wanted to do something tonight?" She trailed off breathless.
Rosalie reached towards her, touched her shoulder and whispered in her ear, everyone around us audibly gasped.
We heard her apologise and say she liked someone else. The girl walked away looking dejected. It took a while but gradually chatter returned to the room. For once we were speechless.
"Alice, truth or dare?" Rosalie said.