"Alice, truth or dare?" Rosalie said.
"Dare?" She made it sound like a question.
"I dare you to trash this room."
"But Rose, I'll be suspended, what've I done to you?"
"You started this game and now everyone thinks I'm a fricking lesbian!"
"Fine!" It was funny watching Alice trash the room and I think in the end she actually enjoyed it. Before anyone came to stop her, she shouted out to Nessie,
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" She shouted back, I don't even know why they were shouting, they could both here each other perfectly well.
"I dare you to hit on whichever teacher that comes to stop me!"
"#*$!"
"NESSIE!" Me and Edward shouted, where'd she learn that? Two choices Jacob or Emmett, and seeing as Emmett's looking shifty I'll blame him.
"Sorry, but look what I have to hit on." She pointed over to Alice and there was a man, who we recognised as the principal from the school forms, with a balding, shiny head, a round belly, a red, sweaty face and a huge moustache. He looked like a drunken Santa.
She walked over to him and started flirting with him. I have to say that I'm impressed, where on earth did my girl learn to flirt like that? Nessie reached over to squeeze his arm.
"Wow, do you work out?" She asked seductively. Jasper chuckled, while Edward snarled.
"He's not feeling very responsible right now." Jasper explained. Eww. That old man his having dirty thoughts about my daughter. I have to stop this, now. I ran over.
"Oi! Get away from my Nessie!" I shouted. What? Sorry if I'm not in the best of moods. He's annoyed me, so I started hitting him. Not hard, just hard enough to make him see stars.
"Get the #*$ off me!" He shouted.
"Language!" Alice chipped in, she was just happy that he hadn't stopped her trashing the room, so she carried on. It's not her fault a table leg accidently hit Rosalie, causing her and Emmett to get annoyed and start chucking tables too.
It's not Edward's fault that the principal was still swearing at me and it got him so angry that he threw him through the door. And it's definitely not Nessie's fault that she was bored and decided to join in with chucking tables.
So I don't see how it is any of our faults that we are in the principal's office waiting for Carlisle and Esme.
"What have you seven got to say for yourselves?" He asked.
"Don't have a cow dude." Nessie said, playing up to be the snotty teenager. We all tried to stifle a giggle. We all failed miserably.
"Excuse me-"
"You're excused." Interrupted Nessie. In the distance we heard Esme's light giggle.
"Don't you dare talk to me like that, you are all in serious trouble. Alice, Emmett, Rosalie and Renesmee, vandalism and Isabella and Edward assault. Actually Jasper doesn't seem to have anything wrong, you may leave with no punishment."
"So I can leave because I have done nothing wrong?" He asked.
"When your parents get here, yes."
"If that's the case then." He picked up the desk that was between us and Mr Punter and threw it out of the window.
"I guess I'm staying then." He said as he sat back down.
"That. Desk. Cost. $2500." Mr Punter gasped.
"Well now, that's your own fault." Jasper said. Esme and Carlisle knocked on the door.
"Come in." He called.
"Hello Mr Punter, what seems to be the problem?" Carlisle asked, in his calm, reassuring voice.
"Take a seat, Dr Cullen. Well your children have caused quite a stir today."
"How so?" He asked politely, but we could see the humour twinkle in his eyes, he had already heard.
"Well at first it appears that Rosalie caused a disruption by standing on the table and shouting 'I'm gay'"
"I knew it!" Nessie interrupted again. We all burst out laughing again, Esme and Carlisle struggled to keep a straight face.
"And then Alice starts destroying the entire canteen, and when I come to stop her, Renesmee comes up to me and starts making inappropriate comments to me-"
"Her inappropriate?!" It was my turn to interrupt, how dare he say that the sick #~*&£%!
"Yes, and then Isabel-"
"Bella." Carlisle corrected automatically.
"Whatever I don't care, stop interrupting me! So Bella starts shouting at me and hitting me and then Alice starts ruining the canteen again, then those three join in and Edward throws me threw a door."
"So how come Jasper is here?" Esme asked, already making connections with the broken window and empty space.
"Well at first Jasper had done nothing, and he just followed his siblings, but then he threw my very expensive desk out of the window so he's in deep sh- trouble too."
"Of course, so children what have you got to say for yourselves?" Carlisle looked at us all, we looked at each and at the same time said,
"Don't have a cow dude!" And started laughing uncontrollably. Esme couldn't stop herself then she started giggling too.
"Excuse me-"
"You're excused!" We all said including Carlisle and Esme. We should have an act, we're brilliant and the look of shock on his face was priceless.
"I'm sorry but I cannot have these children at my school, you are all expelled. Dr and Mrs Cullen, you should be setting more of an example to your children, no wonder they act like lunatics with you as parents!"
We all shut up simultaneously.
"Excuse me, how dare you say something like that!" Edward said.
"These are two of the best people in the world and you say that to them!" Rosalie cried.
"You disgust me!" Emmett interjected.
"If you ever say anything like that again it won't be the desk I throw out of the window!"
"Trust me he'll do it, and if he doesn't I will!" Alice carried on.
"At least our family knows how to have fun, you miserable old git!" Nessie said.
"Apologise now!" I finished.
"S-sorry." I'd feel sorry for him if he hadn't have just said that, we can be quite intimidating.
"We'll be leaving now, and even if you hadn't have expelled my children, after what you have just said to my wife and I they wouldn't have been coming back."
We all followed Carlisle and Esme out of the door.
"Sorry that we have to move Carlisle." Edward apologised.
"That's OK, the hospital here is a hell hole anyway, and I don't think Esme likes the garden."
Maybe we shouldn't play truth or dare as much, at least Nessie knows what happens when the Cullen's and Hale's play truth or dare, maybe that will discouarge her from wanting to play again. Or maybe pigs will fly first.