Hi guys!

I just wanted to say THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!! I was really happy the first chapter had received so much attention, so I'll try to update as fast as I can!

Oh, and, I realized I forgot to explain this last time, but

Urusai means Shut up (Please tell me if I got this wrong, so I can change it.)

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH AGAIN! Happy reading!

Naruto fidgeted in his chair, annoyed at all the attention he was receiving. Annoyed at all the mumbling that was directed at him. Annoyed at one, big, gay, kiss-stealing bastard.

Well, at least this meant that he was going to get his ramen now... and Sakura-chan. Woopdeedoo.

He frowned. What was wrong? He got the bastard to do something gay, a little too gay, a little too much of 'Naruto' involved in there, but whatever. Right? He had a date to look forward to now! What happened before was not a big deal.

Sure, he had his first kiss stolen.

Sure, he had been saving his first kiss for, oh, I don't know, something with bigger breasts (and I'm not talking man-boobs guys).

But whatever, right? Just forgive and forget, that was the Uzumaki motto!

There was this one tiny problem left; the stupid bastard hadn't stopped staring at him since he came into class. He'd considered skipping, but he didn't want to seem like a coward (which he was regretting very much now), and the worried-nagging he would receive from Iruka-sensei later on just wasn't worth it.

If he could just stop staring.

"What do you think happened between the two? Just look at the bruise on Sasuke-kun's cheek! You think they got into a fight or something?"

"I dunno, but look at the way Sasuke's glaring at him! It's like he's never seen anything like him before! He definitely looks interested, but I can't tell in what way…"

"Naruto's feelings are pretty clear though. Look at that killing-intent rolling off him! Crazy stuff."

Naruto's eyes twitched in annoyance. He definitely didn't need this right now.

"Iruka-sensei, may I be excused? I need to go to the washroom."

Iruka coughed softly, not missing the 'interaction' between his two most interesting students. Naruto the idiot and Sasuke the… well… Sasuke.

"You're excused. But please hurry up, the lesson's about to start." Naruto nodded before exiting the room.

Thank Kami.

He made a bee-line for the boys' washroom, locked the doors behind him, and collapsed against the wall.

This was no big deal! He shouldn't be freaking out about this! It was just a kiss! He did get to punch the asshole afterwords, so he got his revenge! Besides, all of the guys in his grade lost their first kiss already (granted, not to another guy), hell, most of them probably lost their virginity already! This didn't bother him, at all.

Naruto felt his expression sour as he noted the number of exclamation points in that sentence.

No big deal my ass. It was his first kiss, for God's sake!

I mean, granted, Uzumaki's aren't little girls who cry over this sort of thing, but, really! His first kiss!

Naruto moved away from the wall, sucked in a big breath and puffed his chest out. He would just deny that this ever, ever happened, and avoid the Uchiha for the rest of his life. He'll become one of those wanderer things, girls dig that, right?

"Oi, dobe. Open up." The blond blanched, the air slipping out of him like a deflating balloon. Oh no. Why was he here? This was conflicting with his plan!

"Wh-wh-what do you want?"

"Iruka-sensei told me to come and get you. Class is starting."

"I-I'm going to be a while, so, just tell him... I have diarhea!" Naruto mentally congratulated himself on the good save. Nobody wanted to talk to long with someone who has diarhea! "And the explosive kind too, so just, stay away, Sasuke!" Naruto made a few loud farting noises with his mouth.

Now all he needed to do was wait until the bastard leaves and quickly sneak out of the boys washroom.

"Sasuke-kun, what was that noise?" Naruto blanched. Sakura-chan?!

Sasuke didn't reply, and Naruto silently thanked the gods that Sasuke was the stuck-up bastard that he was.

"Well, what are you doing here, Sasuke-kun?"

"Iruka-sensei wants Naruto in class."

"Naruto? What're you talking about Sasuke-kun, what..." Sakura threw a quick look at the boys washroom. "Eeeew, that's gross Sasuke-kun! What's he doing- Oh my God, was he making that noise? Eeeeeewww, how disgusting! I'm going!"

Naruto's jaw dropped, the situation slowly registering in his head. Sakura-chan. Explosive diarhea. Mouth farts.

Naruto quickly moved to unlock the door, ripping it open in one swift motion and nearly smacking into an amused Uchiha's chest.

"Where's Sakura-chan?!" Naruto bit out, not meeting the Uchiha's eyes. Sasuke stayed put, leaning against the door frame. An amused smirk played around the corners of his face.

"Move! I have to go... Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted.

Feeling more than a bit annoyed now, Naruto decided to just force his way out. He pushed the onyx-haired boy aside, and was about to make a run for it when he found himself being spun around by the wrist and pinned against the wall. Again.

De ja vu much?

"She's gone already." Sasuke replied calmly. "Explosive diarhea?" Naruto blushed furiously.

"What do you want, teme?"

"I don't believe we were quite finished yesterday." Sasuke murmured, bending down slightly so that his mouth was beside Naruto's ear. "If I remember correctly, you punched me, and left."

"That's because you kissed me!" Naruto blurted, struggling against the Uchiha's grip, trying to ignore the feel of the hot breath against his ear.

Sasuke frowned.

"You wouldn't shut up."

"But you kissed me!" Naruto hissed at the taller man. "We're two guys!"

"So?"

"So?! So it was my first kiss you stupid bastard!" Naruto realized his mistake too late, his mouth hung agape slightly at what he'd just admitted. He wanted to die.

The Uchiha's smirk widened.

"Your first kiss?"

"No! That's not what I meant! What I meant was that it was my first kiss with a guy!" Naruto mentally congratulated himself on the good save. "Yeah, that's right! First kiss with a guy!"

"You're lying." Sasuke replied, matter-of-factly.

"I am not! Besides, it doesn't change the fact that you kissed me! You're a guy! We're both guys! You kissed me! Couldn't you have done something else to shut me up?"

"My hands were full."

"You kissed me!"

"Not really." Naruto's eyes widened and he stared at the bastard, slightly stunned. He couldn't believe he was having this conversation with Sasuke. Uchiha Sasuke.

"Not really?! What the hell do you mean not rea-"

"Kiss me."

"What?"

"Kiss me." Naruto was absolutely fuming now. The stupid bastard was playing with him.

"Fuck off! Over my dead bo-"

"You're annoying."

Sasuke's lips descended on Naruto's again, muffling the rest of the blond's protests.

Naruto pushed vainly against the Uchiha's chest, trying to get the taller boy off him. Onyx eyes burned into azure ones as Sasuke worked on Naruto's lips slowly, sensually, before sliding his tongue in the other boy's mouth.

Naruto stopped struggling.

And then all Naruto could feel was heat; burning, spreading heat that coiled around his stomach and reached out to the tips of his toes.

Sasuke pressed Naruto's body against the wall, his own body covering the petite blond's. Naruto pulled against Sasuke's shirt, drawing him closer, wanting more of the delicious feeling that was curling around his stomach. Sasuke pushed his leg between Naruto's thighs and the blond moaned loudly.

Naruto thought he could feel Sasuke smirking against his lips. Feeling strangely annoyed at this, and pressed his lips harder against the Uchiha's, entangling his own tongue with that of the intruder's, eliciting a moan from the raven.

Slowly, Sasuke pulled his lips from Naruto's, and bent over so that his mouth was beside the blond's ear again. He traced the shell of his ear with his tongue, earning another moan from Naruto, and murmured something to the blond.

Naruto froze; a cold chill slithered down his spine. The heat was gone.

And then everything hit him full force, what was happening, what he was doing, their position... Sasuke's leg between his thighs.

Letting out a strangled sound of embarrassment, Naruto pushed the still-smirking Uchiha off him and ran away, flushing furiously.

"That was a real kiss, dobe."

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Sai watched in confusion as his usually hyperactive and loud 'bff' moped around the gym, staring absentmindedly at various spots on the gym wall, muttering (what seemed to be curses) under his breath.

"Can't believe…. So stupid…. Getting played with like that…"

Sai frowned. He may not be very gifted with emotions and all that crap, but he thought it was quite obvious that the blond was rather upset.

Sai decided to go check out the situation.

"Ohayo, Naruto-kun!"

"Unbelievable… Abuser, harasser… Rapist! I bet I can sue him for this."

"Naruto-kun?"

"The next time I meet him… Rip it right off… Hope it gets stuck up his ass…"

"Naruto-kun!"

"Gyah! Sai, what are you doing? Sneaking up behind me like that, scared me there…" Naruto mumbled sheepishly, vaguely scratching the back of his head.

"How was your day, Naru-chan?" Sai flashed a small smile at the suddenly tense blond. "Anything interesting happen?"

"N-no. Same old. Kinda boring; very normal." Naruto erupted in nervous laughter, not meeting Sai's eyes.

Yeah. Nothing interesting. I just made out with a guy. Humped his leg a little. Same old, same old.

"I see…" Sai replied, not believing the blond one bit. "So, how's the bet going? Any progress with Sasuke-kun?"

Naruto's legs wobbled. Sai unleashed a triumphant smirk. Hit the nail on the head…

"Eeeh, well, not-not much. I mean, I really don't think we should be discussing our, er, progress with the other enemies, you know!" Sai arched a brow. Enemies?

Naruto cleared his throat loudly.

"Things are going great Sai! Prepare to lose! Hahahaa-Ah! Will you look at that, i-is that Iruka-sensei calling me? Why, I think it is! Well, gotta go! Cya later!" However, before the blond could make his quick escape, he felt a hand clamp down on his wrist.

Good lord, too slow again. He was really going to have to start practicing escaping from this sort of thing…

"What happened Naruto?" The blond gulped loudly. Sai was onto him. "Did he hurt you?"

"Haha, no no, nothing like that Sai… Gosh, why so serious?" Naruto let out a peal of nervous laughter at his poor attempt at a joke.

"Tell me what happened, Naruto." The blond felt himself soften up at the concerned tone in his friend's voice; Sai was just worried about him. Maybe it won't be bad to tell him what happened... Well, a rough sketch of it, that is.

"Well," Naruto began; licking his lips nervously, "he's definitely gay."

"How do you—"

"He… he might have kissed me." Sai felt his chest tighten painfully.

"He kissed you?" Naruto stared anxiously back at Sai. The slim boy's face was unusually emotionless, even without the typical fake smile he put up. And…Naruto felt his eyes widen. Was that… was that jealousy? He stared into the boy's eyes… Nothing. Maybe a hint of worry, but nothing else. Naruto would've laughed at himself had the situation not been so serious. Like Sai would be jealous, I mean, sure he played around a lot with Naruto, but he didn't actually feel anything for the blond beyond friendship, and Naruto knew that.

Silly silly…

"Y-yeah… it was really stupid though. I was trying to get him to come out with the whole gay thing, and he just did it to shut me up…" Naruto couldn't believe he was using the Uchiha's excuse to defend himself. Funny how things turned out.

"When… did he kiss you?" Naruto thought Sai's voice sounded a bit strangled, but brushed it off quickly. Sai was just worried about him, as a friend, that's all.

"Last night." Naruto felt that it was probably best not to mention his kiss (and other unmentionable doings) with Sasuke in the halls today. Ever. "It wasn't even a kiss; he just kinda brushed his lips against mine." Oh, the irony.

"Do you like him?" Naruto stared up at the boy in incredulity.

"Are you retarded, Sai? I hate the bastard's guts, okay? I hope he dies and rots in hell, and when he rots, he can go… rot even more! " Naruto shouted at his friend, waving his free hand around in an attempt to emphasize his point. "Understand? I hate him, I absolutely hate him! Besides, you know I'm not gay! I'm just doing this for the ramen (and Sakura-chan) of course!"

Sai couldn't explain it; while the blond's declaration of hate towards the Uchiha was comforting in some ways, it wasn't Naruto he didn't trust…

Getting slightly agitated over his own feelings, Sai pulled the blond against his chest, and wrapped his arms around Naruto's body.

"Don't get too close to him, okay Naru-koi? I don't want anyone to steal you away from me." Sai teased, expecting the blond to pull out of his arms with an embarrassed remark. Nothing happened. And then…

Sai felt his eyes widen in shock. Naruto's arms were circling around him?! He was returning his hug? What did this mean…?

"Sai…"

"Hai, Naruto-kun?" Sai felt himself tense. Was this it? Maybe Naruto-kun wasn't as dense as he looked; maybe he understood something about Sai's feelings that he wasn't too sure of himself…

"You're so stupid!" Eh? "Don't worry about crap like that, we'll always be best friends! Nothing'll change that! God man, you had me all worked up there for a second, I thought you were going to confess or something." Naruto laughed to himself before pulling out of Sai's arms and slapping the boy a few times on the back.

Sai couldn't decide whether he wanted to rape the blond, or kill him.

"Well, I guess this means I win! Haha!" Naruto pumped a fist in the air, grinning triumphantly at Sai.

"Hmm?"

"The bet! Sasuke's gay!" This time, it was Sai's turn to smile.

"Do you have any proof, Naru-koi?" Naruto blanched.

"Well, of course! Didn't I just tell you what the stupid bastard did?!"

It worried Naruto that Sai hadn't stopped smiling.

"Do you have any visible proof?" Naruto's jaw dropped.

"B-but, you just- I….Our whole conversation!"

"For all I know, Naruto-kun, you could've made all this stuff up." Sai smiled innocently at the blond.

"I didn't! You know that! Uzumaki's never lie! We may twist around the truth occasionally, but never full-out lie!"

Sai kept smiling.

"AUGH! Damn you, Sai! Damn you! Fine, you want proof? I'll get you proof, one way or another! You just wait!" Naruto shouted back at him before stomping off to the boys' change-room, swearing under his breath.

Sai stood rooted to the spot. It suddenly dawned on him that he might've just sent his friend straight into the lion's den.

GASP! Poor Naruto-kun, had his first (and second) kiss stolen, with nothing as payment.

Hope you guys enjoyed the second chapter! I'll try to update a.s.a.p!