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"Do we get to finish the game?" Nessie asked when we got home. I glanced at Edward.
"I don't think that's a good idea." Edward started, she started to pout.
"But Uncle Emmett hasn't had his go yet."
"Okay – but just one more go." He gave in like we all knew he would.
"Yey, so Uncle Emmett, truth or dare?"
"Dare of course." She smiled wickedly.
"Hmm let me think..." She tapped her chin, "I know! I dare you to go to the shopping centre and start singing 'I Kissed a Girl' by Katy Perry, dressed up as a girl with long wig and everything." That's my girl.
"Well done Nessie." Edward praised. Emmett glared at him. Alice got up and skipped up the stairs and a second later she came back with a paper bag.
"Here you are." She sang.
"What's this?"
"Your outfit, I didn't know who was daring you but I saw you in horrible clothes – so I did something about it."
"You expect me to wear that?" He was holding a small denim skirt, a sparkly red top, six inch heels and a long blonde wig, "Blonde is so not my colour!" We all laughed and pulled him into the car.
We started driving to the closest shopping centre – well the closet, busiest one – and decided to go to the food court for the dare. Emmett was looking gorgeous in his stretched outfit and too small heels.
"I can't believe you're making me do this." Emmett muttered, "I thought I was your favourite Uncle."
"I don't have a favourite Uncle." Nessie poked her tongue out at him and I grinned.
"Well get going then Em." I said. He glared at me but stood on a table. Several people looked over as it creaked under his weight.
"This was never the way I planned..." He started singing the first verse, waggling his hips (he wasn't told to do that) and causing more and more people to gather around. When he got to the chorus we just couldn't contain our laughter anymore,
"I kissed a girl and I like it, the taste of her cherry chapstick, I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it."
"Wow so both Rosalie and Emmett are gay?" I said causing death glares from both of them. Nessie giggled, that's my girl.
Emmett finished his – performance and made to jump off the table. As he applied extra pressure the table cracked in half making him fall onto the floor with a huge crash.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" A security guard shouted. Emmett looked at us helplessly.
"Running?" He asked, the guard looked at him blankly, "Oh right yeah." Emmett got up and ran slowly away – almost human speed ugh.
"God can't believe he's doing that." Nessie said between laughs.
"Hey Alice, same dare as before." Rosalie whispered, the people around us would have no idea why Alice would start trashing the room – if she went through with it. Alice looked at Rose, mortified.
"B-but it's my place of worship." Rose shrugged.
"Not my problem, but are you going to back out of a dare?"
"Of course not! Who do you think I am? Bella? No offence honey." How dare she?!
"And what do you mean by that, hun?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Well you're a little bit – how can I put this? – a little bit of a chicken." Oh hell no.
"I am not a chicken!"
"Prove it." Just tell me how bit-
"How?"
"Trash this place with me."
"Bella." Edward said warningly – pfft boring sod.
"Fine." Alice grinned gleefully.
"Come on then Bella."
I can see why Alice enjoyed is so much before – it is really fun and made even funnier by Emmett running around the room in circles, avoiding the tables and being chased by an overweight, out of breath, balding security guard.
"Okay Bella I think that's enough." Edward said softly as he put his arms around me.
"Three more tables and a window?" I asked hopefully.
"But love look, the room is deserted and we've got six police officers surrounding us, I think you've proved you're not a chicken." I'd forgotten why I was doing it, it was so much fun.
"Fine." I replied grudgingly.
"Good now I've already phoned Carlisle, so we can leave as soon as we get home." Blah blah blah blah. We ran to the cars, avoiding any people and drove maniac fast back home. Carlisle was waiting to talk to us.
"Bella, I expected more of you and Alice another room? And where's Emmett?" We all exchanged horrified looks; where was Emmett?
"Edward, where's Emmett?"
"I think he still might at the shopping centre." He said slowly.
"And why is he still there?"
"Because he's being chased by a security guard." Carlisle's face clouded over.
"That is why you don't play truth or dare!"
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