Hey Seddie warriors!!! Just wanted to let ya know that this is my first story on fanfic, so go easy…but also, when you review don't go TOO easy!!! I wanna know what y'all think! Lol so here we go…

BTW, I don't really know what this is gonna be about, I just know that it's gonna be Seddie, and hopefully good! Ok, now I'll start writing…

WAIT!!! I don't own iCarly!!! :(

Freddie's POV

Man, she's beautiful, I thought, her beautiful blonde hair framing her much more than gorgeous face. The way she punches me so sexily…Wait, punches me? Carly doesn't punch me! Sam does, duh! Carly doesn't have blonde hair…uh oh. I like Sam, not Carly, you idiot, I told myself…Wait, that's not right! I like Carly not Sam! There. That's my crush, Carly Shay. The beautiful Carly, brown haired, brown eyed, co-stars her own web show Carly Shay…

"Freddie! Freddie! Over here! I need to be in the shot, too!" Carly's angelic voice snapped me out of my daydream. I lowered my head to put my eye up to the camera lens. Oh no! It was pointed straight at Sam, cutting Carly entirely out of the shot.

"No, its ok, Mama loves to be the center of attention." said Sam, raising her eyebrows at me with a laugh and a wave to the camera. "C'mon, Fredward. Fix it so we can finish the wig bit!" I rolled my eyes in embarrassment, and trying to keep myself from blushing, I hid under my laptop and did some tech stuff to fix the light. I had totally embarrassed myself in front of (practically) the whole world! What was up with me lately? Even I didn't know! I just shook my head to clear my thoughts, and focused on the web show.

"Well that's all the time we have for today, Weblings." Sam did that cute little thing she does with her hands waving above her head while Carly talked. Wow, where did that come from, Freddie?! I asked myself in wonder. "Freddie, say bye!" Rolling my eyes, I turned the camera on me. "Bye." I said shortly.

"C'mon, Fredork, give people more of what they want…me!" I rolled my eyes a second time and focused the camera on Sam, who had stolen my hat and now had it on. "Hey guys, I'm Fredward and I'm in the AV club and I'm a techy dweeb and I…"

"Come on, Sam, give him a break." Carly cut in. "Anyways, we hafta go! Bye!" Carly sighed as I turned the camera off. I sighed too, mad at myself for ruining this iCarly.

"Fried chicken anyone?" Sam asked, before sprinting down to the kitchen to steal the Shay's meat. Carly and I sighed again at the same time, and then laughed.

"Sam can't let anyone be disappointed, can she?" I asked Carly.

"No, she can't…c'mon, let's go!" Carly said, still laughing. "Last one downstairs is a fat old woman!" We raced downstairs, just in time to find Sam suspiciously shoving something up her shirt.

"Ham anyone?" she said guiltily taking out the package of ham.

"Sam!!!" Carly scolded. But I found myself staring at her bright blue eyes, glowering with mischief and hate for me. But I didn't care. Wait, I did care. No way did I want Sam! She's the blond demon, Freddie, I told myself. You are in love with Carly Shay!

Hey guyz, sorry if that was too repetitive(or short...I'm just getting started), I just wanted to show how confused Freddie is right now. He's really goin' crazy! Anyways, I'm not too happy with this first chapter…I need your feedback! Be honest people, go out there and hurt my feelings!!! Jk, only hurt them if it's really horrible. But please, comment, and help me figure out what happens next! I don't know if I should have him realize or confess his love to Sam soon, or stay confused for a while longer. I'm trying not to make it too boring! So R&R or, if you're already reading this, I guess you just have to R…give me ideas!!!

Love you all,

Seddieisthebomb (it is!!)

P.S. SeddieFTW, if you're out there reading this, I heard you're a good writer, so PLZ help me!!!! Lolz