Hey fellow Seddie warriors!!! This chapter's called iLike Jonah… Hope y'all like it!!! Oh, and thanks to all the people who reviewed this!!! 9 reviews! Plz add this to your favs, I need to go public!!! The more comments and reviews I get, the more I write!!!! Oh, and thanks especially to SeddieFTW, she helped me a lot with the ideas for this chapter, and read her stories, they're awesome!!! Okay, here we go…

One Week Later

Freddie's POV

"Hey guys!" Sam walked up to us. Ugh, she was way too cheering to be the actual Sam. Yet she was. Oh, of course, I thought, after looking up to see her and Jonah looking like they were chained at the hip. His arm was around her petite waist, and he was smiling really big. Hmmm, I thought. Jonah never smiles that big, something is definitely going on. Once again I promised myself that I would figure out a way to help her before she got hurt by Jonah. The only thing on my mind was, How? How could I get him to confess his plan to hurt my Sam? Why did he even want to hurt her? The wedgie bounce had been a year ago! What the eff was his problem?

As these thoughts ran through my head, I looked up to stare and glare at my former friend. I just need to get him away from her. Then I can confess my love for her. Maybe then, she'll accept it. But how?

That Afternoon

Sam's POV

"Aww, you're so sweet!" I cooed in response once again to Jonah's comment about my prettiness. We were on a date at the Groovy Smoothies. "But seriously, can you stop saying that? We both know it's not true. It's not like I'll hate you if you don't say that, even if you are my boyfriend."

"But it's true!" Jonah insisted. "I've missed you with all my heart for a year, just because of that, um, stupid dare."

"It's not true…wait, what dare?" I was very curious now.

"Well you see, while we were dating last year, this guy, you don't know him, he paid me to kiss Carly."

"So you chose money over me?!?!" I screamed, getting to my feet. I didn't care if everyone stared at me, or that T. Bone dropped his stick of candy canes. (A/N: It was September)

"Uh…no!" Jonah looked around nervously. "The guy said that if I didn't, he would, uh, hurt you! He said he would hurt you, and man, I could not let that happen to you!" he finished.

"Ok." I replied, satisfied. "But wait, if that's true, then why didn't you tell me when it was happening? FYI, I'm a tough girl. But whatever."

"Well, Sam. We all know how stubborn you are." He stopped, seeming a little angry for some reason. "If I told you, you'd never believe me! And then we wouldn't be here now." He smiled sweetly.

"Ok." I said. And it was, for now. But for some reason something just didn't seem right. Oh, well. I sighed. "I'd better get over to Carly's soon. We're going shopping."

"Ok" said Jonah. "I'll walk you over there." He leaned in and pushed his lips against mine. It didn't feel like a kiss. Wait, how would I know what a kiss was like? Who else had I ever kissed besides Jonah? Freddie. My eyes opening wide, I retreated from the kiss. "Uh, are you ok?" asked my boyfriend.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I just, um, I don't wanna be late to Carly's." I dragged him out the door. Had I really liked Freddie's peck better than Jonah's? Why? Freddie, the dork. He's a, well, dork. Why had I liked kissing him better than my own boyfriend? I still remembered that night like it happened yesterday. Going out into the fire escape, seeing him there…snap out of it, Sam! You have a boyfriend! And you're with him! There's no point in even thinking about liking Freddie, anyway, because he is in love with Carly! Then, in an attempt to clear my head of the confusing thoughts, I whipped around, and shoved my face onto Jonah's. Nope. I even shoved my tongue into his mouth. Nothing. I left it in there for a few seconds, just to make sure there weren't sparks. Then all of a sudden, I felt something slimy, like a fat worm, come into my mouth. Eww!!! Definitely no! I pulled apart from Jonah faster than anything, shouting bye over my shoulder as I ran into Bushwell Plaza, a little glumly.

"Woah. What happened out there?" Carly asked, watching me race into her apartment.

"Umm. Nothing." I replied. What did happen? Jonah kissed me, I didn't like it, I kissed him, I didn't like it, I realized that I kind of liked kissing Freddie. But no way was I telling Carly that! She would just jump to conclusions, probably assuming that I liked Freddie more than Jonah. And no way is that true! I mean, Fredweird's my friend, and I like pushing him around and stuff, but there was no possible way in the world or universe that I would ever like him. So what should I do about it? It never happened, I decided. You never had any weird thoughts about Freddie, and you're still in love with Jonah, Sam. I told myself this silently, repeating it over and over in my head. You don't like Freddie, you don't like Freddie. You like Jonah, you don't like Freddie.

"Sam. Earth to Sam?" I suddenly snapped out of my thoughts, and jumped a little when I heard my name. I threw a punch directly in front of me. "Oh, hey, there you are!" said Carly. I began licking my hand. It turns out I punched the piece of ham that Carly was using as smelling salts right next to my face.

"I'm sorry, Hammy, I'm so sorry. Now let Mama eat you!" I shoved it into my mouth, grinning at Carly, who just stood there, laughing at me. "Hey, what are you laughing at?" I asked, even though I knew the answer. "Oh, c'mon! Lets just go to the mall already!!!"

Hey guys, I was gonna add more to this, but I felt like it should just be cut off right here…I have the next chap all planned out though! Get ready for it, it'll probably be up Friday or earlier. Love you all!

~Seddieisthebomb (it is!!!)

BTW, srry if there are grammatical errors or anything. I was kinda in a hurry.