Fireworks and polar bear

Featuring: one-sided Hong Kong - England, hints of USxUK, Canada and Kumajirou's appearances

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"Hey, is this seat taken?"
Canada dropped his hand-me-down-from-big-brother china cup and made a big crash on the floor.

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"I'm sorry for freaking you out like that, Hong Kong."
They were sitting outside in England's garden. A green-dressed fairy was poking Kumajirou's little ears while another red-dressed one sat on Hong Kong's left shoulder.
"I should be the one to apologize, Canada, I made you surprised."
"But it was my fault too, I was too taken aback and made the crash…"

Chomp chomp, an elf was chewing Canada's shoelaces.
"Hong Kong?"
"Hm?"
"You just quitted being England' colony recently didn't you?"
"I didn't quit."
"Eh.."
"My big brother forced me to go back home."
"I see…"
"Stupid brothers. They're so annoying."
"My brother's annoying too…"
Chomp chomp.
"You're brother's America, right?"
"Um, yeah, that's him."
"Oh."

The red-dressed fairy made a funny sound and flew away to sit on Canada's head.

"Hey, Hong Kong.."
"What's it?"
"You don't like my big brother, do you?"
"England used to mention about him a lot, didn't he?"
"He used to be really happy when he spoke about him, his eyes would glimmer with joy and his smile was always visible on his face, right?"
"He cried a lot on a fixed day in July, didn't he?"
"How the hell do you know all of that too?"
"Cos I'm also his brother."

The elves now decided to attack Hong Kong's legs instead.
"So, you like England, Hong Kong?", laughed, "Don't make such a serious face, I won't tell my brother, I promise."
"Yeah…"
"You love England?"
"Yes…"
"Is that why you dislike my brother?"
"I only want my image in England's eyes is the same as his."
"So you're jealous of him?"
"Maybe."
"Mmm…"
"Why are you asking me all of this?"
"Because I love him too?"
"Should I see you as a rival too?"

"You should have seen your face Hong Kong, it was so serious!!"
"Cut it out or I'll feed fireworks to your pet."
"Ahh, leave Kumajirou out of this please! By the way, don't be worry, I don't see England as anyone more than a good brother."
"I see."

"Hey, Canada?"
"Yes?"
"Do you think that I'm a fool? Or I've lost my mind? Or I'm too insane?"
Chuckled.
"You and my brother are both fools, both lost your minds, both went insane."
"I…" A hand on the mouth.
"But it's all right. Since England's weird, he likes those who are nuts."

"Here here little bear, I've got something red and sparkling for you."
"Nooooooooooooooo, Kumajirou!!!"
"I'm only kidding!"
"You're cruel, Hong Kong!"
"England's also a fool isn't he?"
"You realize that we're talking about England being a fool in his garden next to his house during the recess of his meeting?"
"Yeah, so? He's still a fool."
Sighed. Smiled. Bright.
"Yup, he's a fool."
"Idiot."
"Lolita complex."
"Bastard."
"Workaholic."
"Bad drinker."
"Parent."
"Brother."

"England."

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"What are you guys doing in the garden? The meeting's starting!"
Crash. Another hand-me-down-from-big-brother cup broke into pieces.

"That was already the second time today. Geez…"
"I'm sorry Hong Kong, but he just caught me off-guarded."
"Anyway, thanks for today, Canada."
Snickered.
"Hey, Hong Kong, Canada, no private talks during the meeting!"

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"You're such an idiot, England..."
"Did you say something, Canada?"
"Nah, it's nothing! ^_^"