So...
Downloaded "Pretty Rave Girl" by I Am X-Ray, and I swear to BUDDHA!!!
...This song should be the next song Ulqui sings to Orihime, but ...nvm spoiler :D
Anywho, 'bout to introduce my character....doesn't has a name yet, but. Her name I've picked is Egao and that's supposed to mean smiling face or something :D just like me XD She's gonna be singing with some other characters!
Like..okay only Ogichi.. but w/e
So enjoy and post a review if you'd like at the end!
3 DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own Bleach nor its characters or scene setting. I also do not own the lyrics to the song in this fiction. If I did own Bleach it would be WAY more hentai-ish and more smut XD ....you don't want to know what would happen if I owned Naruto XD
Luppi:...
Wonderweiss:......
Me: WHAT?!
Luppi:...you're disgusting *shakes head*
Wonderweiss: UHHG!!! *nods head in agreement*
Me: Well...SCREW YOU GUYS!
Luppi: PFFT! Like you wouldn't enjoy it!
Wonderweiss: OHE!!! *claps hands happily*
Me: *dead*
"Well...umm.........you see...", I couldn't quite bring myself to tell her what that vulgar phrase meant.
"Nevermind that, damnit! MOVE!", a loud, bubbly screamed bursted from behind us.
"Uhnggg.....OHHHV!", I couldn't help myself as I palm-slapped my face. 'Why are they here...I can understand Luppi, but HER!' Not Egao!
"Orihime, 'get a room' means to...MMMPH!!!", the orange-ette and teal highlighted, 5 ft female arrancar thrashed around as both of her boyfriends, Luppi and Wonderweiss, quickly covered her mouth. I couldn't help but stiffle a chuckled.
"It's nothing, like I said before 'Hime. Now you wanna dance?", I kneeled and presented my hand to her, formally of course.
"YEAH!", she laughed grabbing my hand and placing it on her curvaceous, sexy...GOD!....hip.
"Egao, are we going to go sing a song or not?", an electronic sounding voice buzzed by my ear.
"What about you and that strawberry kid?! I thought you guys were going to do the dirty dirty, and do NOT deny it!", Egao smirked, causing Ogichi to blush, "Deny what?! We weren't doing anything!", the angry albino shreaked. "Yea you were! Me, Lup, AND Wonder all saw it," she shouted back, then began making explicit noises, containing the names "Shiro" and "Ichi".
"WHAT THE FUCK EVER!! Now come on, Ichi's in here and your boyfriends seem as bored as an old man with out viagra!", the albino hollow chuckled.
"Righty-o Shiro!" Egao replied, bouncing along his side up to the stage.
"Alright all you drunkies and junkies! We're about to go gangster style! So prepare yourselfs!", Shiro shouted as he readied his turn-table.
Egao took her spot in front of the main mic and began to sing once the very first bass beat was heard.
Lifeline
Call in the cavalry
Uh, tonight
You're makin' it so hard to breathe
Egao grabbed her throat and pretended to be suffocating.
Every time, you wrap your arms around me
Then she began hugging herself on stage, licking her lips at Luppi and Wonderweiss.
Breakdown
Girl, you know I'm feelin' you
There's no sound
Except for when our bodies move
What have I got myself into?
Ogichi put his finger in front of his lips, signaling silence
Girl you make me feel like I'm walkin' into danger
(mmm… but I don't really care)
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
(And I want you to take me there)
mmm… I think I'm ready for it
Girl you know I can't ignore it
Step on the gas let's floor it
Everything you want and more, cause
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
Right now
My heart is beating out my chest
Ogichi and Egao grabbed a fistful of this shirt at their chest, mimicking something like a heart attack and an orgasism.
Goin' down
Yeah I'm the one that does you best
Round and round
When Ogichi moved his hips in a very seducing round-about, I looked over to where he had slyly pointed to see Ichigo basically frisking himself in a corner.
You're makin' me obsessed, got one request
Egao held up one finger and pointed at Wonderweiss and Luppi. Glancing, at them, I saw them grinding each other while touching themselves. 'For her delight I supposed.', I chuckled at the thought.
Lay back
Let me take the driver's seat
It's a fact
That you make my life complete
I'll attack
You're every fantasy, baby
Girl you make me feel like I'm walkin' into danger
(mmm… but I don't really care)
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
(And I want you to take me there)
mmm… I think I'm ready for it
Casually, Ogichi ran a hand down his chest to the crouch of his jeans, smirking when he saw a small opening of blood at Ichigo's nostril.
Girl you know I can't ignore it
Step on the gas let's floor it
Everything you want and more, cause
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
No I never saw it comin'
I should be up and running
Instead of walking right back into danger, danger, danger
Both, Ogichi and Egao, walked off stage to their lovers/ boy-toys, and began teasing the poor souls.
"I feel so bad for all three of them. Don't you Ulqui???", the lovely angel in my arms questioned.
"Well, I wouldn't say I'm sorry, because you do know they deserve it.", I chuckled, only to recieve a confused expression from Orihime. I sighed and explained my observations. I wouldn't have dared shown her with my eye, EVERYONE would have seen it then. If that had happened, oohh the lists of payback pranks would never end...
But you can keep me up all night
Can't let you out of my sight
I want another slow dance with a stranger, stranger, stranger
Girl you make me feel like I'm walkin' into danger
(mmm… but I don't really care)
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
(And I want you to take me there)
Girl you make me feel like I'm walkin' into danger
(mmm… but I don't really care)
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
(And I want you to take me there)
mmm… I think I'm ready for it
The two singing backstepped to each other and leaned in toward the rest of the audience with their shoulders while giving very seductive looks towards their lovers.
Girl you know I can't ignore it
Step on the gas let's floor it
Apparently, neither one wanted to seem easy anymore, so they motioned with a finger to their boy-toys to get closer, while licking their lips in anticipation.
Everything you want and more, cause
Girl I think I'm ready for a slow dance with a stranger
The song ended with Wonderweiss and Luppi nipping and biting the hell out of Egao's neck, and poor little Ichigo was getting molested by Ogichi. Orihime giggled at the site, while some of the other Espada, arrancars, and I doubled over laughing. I guess the sub-shinigami must have noticed, because he grabbed Ogichi's hand and high-tailed the fuck out of the dance hall.
"Well, that was quite interesting! Don't you think so Rangiku?", a sly voice giggled (LIKE OROCHIMARU!!), while another drunken fit of laughter was sprung through out the room. "Right Gin! Now, if that's quite the end of the frisking, I think we should all drink some more, until you're passed out on the floor!", the red-headed, bustious women next to him took a victory stance.
"WWOOOOOO!", a loud roar, with, yes, myself included, cheered.
"Hey Ulquiorra! I know the perfect drinking song! I'll be right back!", Orihime practically dashed on stage and was telling Aaroniero something (will explain why he's the DJ at the end).
I smirked as I saw Aaroniero's shoulders shake, indicating he was laughing at her request. But I knew he'd take it, because Orihime had some how touched a soft spot in his heart, as well as everyone elses'.
"Okay everyone, this is a drinking game that only Hime-chan has heard of. So listen up.", the Kaidea impersonator shouted, then handed Orihime the mic.
"'Kay what you do is, everytime you hear shot in the chorus you drink a shot. Simply, so. LET'S GO!", she screamed, while throwing up a bottle of tequila.
LOL uumm I love Hannah. She's the inspiration for the drinking game to be continued.
As for Aaroniero being the DJ. I got DJ Hero for christmas and *spoil alert* Daft Punk is one of the DJ's. They wear masks and Aaroniero sorta reminds me of Daft Punk so yeah :| hehehehe.
Read and Review thanks you :D