Legend of Zelda

Return of the Twelve

Hi! It's me again! Chapter Four! Did you know I started writing this the same day I put chapter three up, 11/28/09? And immediately after I posted the third of LoZ ROTT? Probably not.

Warning: Well there was some cussing in the last one, but there will be name calling, a chick fight (For all you guys who love that kind of thing. Ladies, I will never understand why guys like two chicks fighting over him.), cussing, for all you Link Fangirls, Link bare chested! (Yay!), Linya in her undergarments, and a very, very slight hint of lemon. (Only hints! No actually lemon! [I'll post a bonus for people if they want one, but it has to be at least twelve requests!]), and some screaming and cussing in Irish. Just thought I might warn you.

Well, here is chapter four!

Linya sat on the ledge, thinking. She sighed and looked up. It was night out and frogs were out.

Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.

"Shut up!"

Ribbit.

"Shut up!"

Ribbit ribbit.

"Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP!"

Silence.

"That's better."

"SHUT UP FADO!!" Yelled everyone.

Linya chuckled. 'Peaceful, huh?' She sighed. 'I don't belong here. I'm not a country person. I'm a city dweller.' She thought.

"I just don't belong." She whispered.

Ilia was lying on her bed. 'They're perfect for each other. They've been together for eight months, so they should now each other pretty well.' She thought. 'Probably took away Link's virginity.' She scowled. 'That bitch is such a slut! She stole Link from me!' She thought angrily. She sighed. 'But they're perfect together. I don't fit into his life anymore. I don't belong.' She thought

Link was on his back. He was still on the third floor of his house. 'I lied to Linya, I didn't tell Ilia that I was married, can I sink any lower!?' he thought. 'Linya's probably pissed off at me for keeping the fact that I didn't tell her that I had told someone else I loved them. Ilia is definitely pissed at me for not telling her that I was married or warn her that my mystery friend was a woman.' He sighed. 'I don't belong here.' He sat up and rested his elbow on his propped knee. 'Why didn't I tell them?' He thought. He looked out the window, and made his decision.

Linya sighed. Link was probably feeling like crap from all the guilt. At least she could take away part of it. She slipped into the water and swam to shore. She pulled herself out and her outfit rippled and morphed back to the green tunic. She walked up to his house and knocked.

"Link? It's Linya. Can we talk?" Nothing. She bit her lip and pushed the door. It swung open. She looked around. 'Nice place.' She thought. It was empty. There was dust everywhere. She checked it. Link's footprints went up the ladder, back down and in front of the table, then out the door. Nothing was touched. On the table was a letter. She picked it up and read:

Linya,

Mé leithscéal. Ní féidir liom fanacht anseo. Tá mé ag líonadh acu chiontacht an iomad faoin méid a choimeád mé as duit agus Ilia. Tá mé ag fágáil buan. Níl a fhios agam nuair mé ach dul go mbeidh mé a bheith mar drifter, a traveler, ar Nomad. Nach beidh mé ag fanacht in aon áit. Faoin am a léamh seo duit, go mbeidh mé imithe.

~Goodbye go deo, mo ghrá.

(Linya,

I am sorry. I cannot stay here. I am filled with too much guilt about what I kept from you and Ilia. I am leaving, permanently. I do not know where I am going only that I will become a drifter, a traveler, a nomad. I will not stay in one place. By the time you read this, I will be long gone.

~Goodbye forever, my love.)

Linya felt tears well up in her eyes. Underneath the note, was Link's wedding ring. She snatched the ring and ran to the mayor's house. She threw the door's open. The entire village looked up in shock.

"Link is gone!" Those three words had everyone on their feet and running to their houses. They grabbed torches and ran out. Linya had her lantern out. They ran into the woods, calling out his name. They paired up. Ilia went with Linya.

"Link!"

"Link!"

"Link!"

"Link! Where are you bud!?"

"Link!"

Everyone was yelling his name. Linya fell on her knees. The lantern dropped. She threw back her head and screamed.

"LINK!!!!!!!!"

Her voice echoed in the forest, startling birds and sending them flying. Her sobs echoed loudly. Standing on a cliff, was a cloaked figure. The end of the cloak was in tatters. They had wrapped a scarf made of the same material around their nose and mouth. But the forest green tunic was glimpsed. Link looked down on the forest, expressionless. He turned around and pulled the hood up. He walked away.

Linya was sobbing uncontrollably. Ilia almost felt bad, almost. She gripped Linya's collar and shook her.

"Get a grip dammit!" She screamed. Linya stopped sobbing and looked at her with shock. Ilia threw her down and slapped her roughly across the face.

"If you can't control yourself then go home!! We need to keep a cool head if we want to find him!!" she shouted.

Linya looked up and glared. She got up and slapped Ilia across the face, twice as hard.

"I lost my husband!!" She shouted.

"Like I give a fuck, bitch!!" She shouted back.

Linya glared, fingers curling. "What did you call me?" She hissed.

"You heard me slut!"

"THAT'S IT!!!!!!" Linya tackled her and started punching. Ilia pushed her off and clutched her throat. Linya nailed Ilia in the gut with her fist then took her head and bashed it on her knee. Ilia pulled back and held her nose. She ran at her and they both started clawing, punching, biting, kicking, and pulling hair. There was such a commotion that everyone ran over. They found them with fingers knotted in each other's hair.

"Let go!"

"No, you let go bitch!"

That followed by Linya yanking roughly on Ilia's, followed by her yanking just as hard on Linya's ponytail.

"OWW!!!!"

"ARRRGGGG!!!!"

They would not let go.

"BOTH OF YOU!!!! LET GO OF EACH OTHER'S HAIR THIS INSTANT!!!!!" roared Mayor Bo.

"Stay the fuck out of this!"

The adults split and went to work on pulling each other apart they succeeded and it took everyone to prevent Linya from going after Ilia. In her eyes was the gleam of a mad woman.

She had nothing to lose and everything to gain. She ripped out of their grasp and used the speed of a Hylian to get as far away as possible. She collapsed by a spring. She fell down, sobbing. The spring was beautiful. It was a cone that was twelve feet high at the tip. It was smooth, with small dips and bumps on it. It was made out of a blue shimmering rock that was a few shades darker than the color of her eyes. A perfectly circular pool surrounded the cone, forty feet in diameter. The cones base was ten feet in diameter. The pool went gradually deeper, till it was three feet deep around the cone. On the outside edge of the pool was rock of all shape and colors but exactly the same height all around; six inches. The sand at the bottom was unison in color, a crystalline white. The quality of the water was perfect, so clear. But she didn't notice it.

Linya…

Linya looked up. She saw the spring. "So…beautiful…" She whispered.

Linya… Linya… Linya…(A/N: It's three different voices.)

"Who, who's there?"

Linya, do not be afraid… We are here to help you… We know about the one you love…

"Who are you?" She asked.

We are the goddesses of the land… (A/N: All three voices.)

"The… Goddesses?" she asked.

Yes… We almost forgot… You don't come from this country… Let us show you…

Linya gasped. She was floating in the middle of darkness.

In the beginning, there was nothing… so the three goddesses created a realm… the realm of Light.

Three arrows of light shot past Linya, one red, one green, one blue. The collided in front of her an created a small hill of grassy land, dotted with flowers. Three triangles appeared and formed a larger triangle.

They created the Triforce, an essance of their power. It held the world in balance, keeping peace.

A scale appeared. The Triforce flew to one end and a ball of shifting darkness appeared in the other. People surrounded the scale, moving around like it was none of their business.

But some how, The Darkness over powered the Triforce.

The darkness grew and tipped the balance. The darkness bowl landed down hard. The Triforce gleam slowly grew dark. The darkness slithered up the chain and down the other side. It slithered around the Triforce turning it purple.

But, a heroine emerged.

The Triforce suddenly glowed brightly. The darkness reared back and flowed back into it's own bowl. A female appeared. She wore a white sleeveless silk dress. She looked like Linya.

She saved the Triforce and put balance into the world. The goddesses saw this and discussed how to rewarded her. They decided to grant her one wish. They asked her what she whished for.

The figure was on a hill with three feminine figures that were made of a red light, a green light, and a blue light.

They asked her what she wished for. she said nothing. She was happy the way she was. They asked her if she would think about it. Since time does not pass, the goddesses gave her while. They came back down and asked her what she wished for. She replied-

"I wish to be a goddess." Whispered Linya.

Yes. They asked her why. She replied that she wished to spread peace and love across the land. So the goddesses granted her wish and she became the fourth Golden Goddess.

"The new goddess created the five Triforces. The first; Mind, Voice, Control. The second; Power, Courage, Wisdom. The third; Hope, Faith, Love. The fourth; Beauty, Intelligence, Caring. And the fifth; Strength, Endurance, Dexterity. Each of the new Triforces correlated with a limb of the body; the head, the left hand, the right hand, the left foot, and the right foot. Legend has it that she created a sixth Triforce, The Goddess' Triforce; Peace, Truth, Freedom." Whispered Linya.

They were slightly surprised.

How do you know of the sixth?... Only we goddesses know of its presence… This is most peculiar…

"I see it in my dreams. The five Triforces, in the middle of the sixth."

(A/N: The five look something like this:

)

Linya felt the darkness peel back and she was back at the edge of the spring, breathing heavily. Her hat had fallen off and her ponytail had come undone. Her long dirty blonde hair fell past her shoulders and pooled around her. She stood up. Her hair was as twice as long as her body was tall.

Rest easy, daughter… Bathe in the spring… it will wash away your fears… Cleansing you of your negative energy… Do not worry, little one… We will watch over you… and protect you… Rest easy, child…Rest easy…

Linya felt like a presence was leaving her. She didn't know why, but she trusted the voices. She started removing her clothes and was in her undergarments when she heard a snap of a twig. She drew her long swords and got ready.

"Who's there?" she called. No one answered. "Show yourself." A shadow parted from the trees and Linya focused on that. (A/N: You know, like how you Z-target with the Wii and whatever you do with the gamecube that focuses Link's attention?) The figure glided over to her. It pulled back its hood.

She gasped. "Link?"

Link looked at her blankly. Swiftly, he pulled her into his embrace and his lips on hers. They kissed passionately under the moon…

Ilia was sitting on her father's couch in the living room. Rusl was tending to her cuts and bruises. He shook his head.

"Sigh, you two ought to know better than to fight." he said.

Ilia glared and snorted. "Bitch deserved it." she muttered.

Mayor Bo shook his head. "I wish you would stop calling her that." he said. Ilia said nothing but allowed Rusl to attend to her wounds.

"Jeez, Linya had some seriously wicked nails." he muttered. Ilia sighed. 'When I find that bitch, I will kill her.' she thought.

Linya sighed. She let her head fall on Link's bare chest. He was stroking her back lightly.

"That was wonderful." she whispered. He nodded and stroked her back. She sighed.

"You should get cleaned up. Animals could probably smell our raging hormones." he said. Linya nodded and got off of him. She stepped into the water and heard a rush of wind. She looked around. Link was gone. No trace if him being there except for her aching body and the ghost of his arms around her and his lips. She sighed. 'Looks like you're keeping your promise.' she thought. She cleaned her body and put her clothes back on.

"Now, for the love of the five {Triforces}, how the hell do I get back to Ordon!?" She cried out in frustration.

Little one… the North Star… head east…

She searched the sky. And then ran east. She came out above the village. She hopped down the cliff and rolled. She stood up and brushed the dirt off. she looked at the mayor's house. She walked up to it and flung the door open. She locked eyes with Ilia, who looked at her with hatred. Linya crossed her fists over her chest and bowed low.

"Watashi wa shōdō teki yakuwari wo hatashi mashi ta. Jibun no senzo no namae de, watashi wa shazai ni ki te iru. Watashi wa yurushi wo kou." (I acted on impulse. In the name of my ancestors, I have come to apologize. I ask for forgiveness.) she said. She raised up and walked away, not before a vase was thrown near her head. Linya whorled around. Ilia had thrown it.

"Come to taunt me!?" Another one was thrown. Linya lept out of the way and outside. She quickly did a survey and saw the really tall tree. She ran for it.

"Like that's gonna help… you?" Yelled Ilia, then whispered. Linya had jumped up the entire distance and cut the vines that people could use to climb up. She was crouched and breathing heavily.

"What I had said was 'I acted on impulse. In the name of my ancestors, I have come to apologize. I ask for forgiveness!'" Yelled Linya. "We Malitomins are very prideful! You don't have a clue about how hard it was to apologize for my behavior!"

Ilia glanced downward. Then she yelled.

"I'M SORRY!!!"

Linya glanced down in shock. "What for?"

"For calling you a slut!"

"HEY!!!"

"And a bitch."

Linya smiled. "That's better." She lept out of the tree and landed gracefully. She bowed low. "I truly am sorry."

"No." Linya looked up, shocked. "There's no reason for you to be sorry. I got jealous and acted worse than you. For that I am sorry." said Ilia. Linya smiled.

"Well, it look's like we were both idiots." she said. They both laughed. Linya looked away and bit her lip.

"Link is keeping his promise, isn't he?" asked Ilia quietly.

"Yeah, he is." Linya sighed." But I have an idea on how to get him back. But it'll take a while and require a lot of supplies. Not to mention time, and a lot of it." she looked at Ilia. The whole town was behind her.

"Anything to get back Link." said Rusl. Linya nodded.

"Okay. First off, I need a place that is open, large, clear of obstacles, has a good large view of the sky, and is quiet." she said.

"Would the ranch be good?" asked Fado.

"I need to see it."

Fado led her up to the ranch. She hopped over the fence and landed neatly. She knelt and placed two fingers on the ground. Her body was still and her eyes were closed.

"Yes... I can sense you clearly..." She whispered. She stood up. "This is perfect. Although..." she gestured to the goats. "If you could shut them up, that would helpful."

Fado ran to the barn and closed the doors. Linya nodded.

"Okay. Second, I'll need..." she thought about it. She started pacing and muttering to herself. She did this for fifteen minutes before a loud whinnying broke her thoughts. A black stallion came running at her. I stopped in front of her and snorted.

"Chaos!" she cried. She smacked her wrist to her forehead. "Ugh! Why didn't I think of that before!?" she held the horse's face and looked into his eyes, stroking him. He looked back. After a few minutes, she looked at the group. "Found him." she mounted Chaos and steered him toward the entrance.

"Wait!" cried Ilia.

Linya shook her head. "I'm sorry but it's too dangerous." she whooped and Chaos ran. They ran through the woods to where she sensed Link, Lake Hylia. She crossed the bridge to the south and ran to the only staircase that led down. She jumped off the platform and dived, much to the protest of Falbi. Her outfit morphed into the Zora Armor just in time. She hit the water straight and swam quickly towards southwestern area. She saw Link standing on the shore. She leapt out of the water and landed. Her outfit morphed back into the green outfit.

"Link!" she called. He looked up. The cloak shadowed his face and his body. Anything that was below the skin beneath the nose was showing but that was it. The cloak was a coarse fiber paper bag brown weave. The end was in tatters and dirty. He turned around and walked away. Linya ran at him and tackled. He fell on his face hard. Linya pinned his harms behind his back.

"Get. Off. Of. Me." he grunted.

"Not gonna happen." She said. Suddenly, she was on her back with Link looming over. He got off of her and turned away. She sat up and looked at him.

"Cosúil Dúirt mé leat, táim ag fágáil. Tá tú Nó go dall nach féidir leat a fheiceáil seo? Ar ndóigh, tá tú, tá tú díreach ina bean." (Like I told you, I am leaving. Or are you that blind that you cannot see this? Of course you are, you are just a woman.) He said.

His word stung her. He would never say something like that! She stood up.

"Conas is féidir leat a rá go!? Ná dearmad tú an vows thógamar?!" She held up her left hand and pointed at the ring resting on her finger. "Symbolizes fáinne seo le bannaí idir linn! D'fhéach tú suas go dom! Anois mé ach bean duit!? Cad tá i gotten duit!?" (How can you say that!? Don't you remember the vows we took?! This ring symbolizes a bond between us! You looked up to me! Now I am just a woman to you!? What has gotten in to you!?) She said angrily. She looked like she was about to cry. He turned around and looked at her.

"Bhí mé ag smaoineamh ar an méid a tharla ar ais sa bhaile. Agus tá mé ag smaoineamh faoin méid a tharla i ár eachtraí le chéile. I mianaigh, shábháil tú mo shaol mhéad uair, as an lava, an monsters, Dangoro, agus Fyrus. I Cúige Lanayru, figured tú amach cad a dhéanamh saor in aisce ar an Zoras reoite. Figured tú amach freisin conas a defeat an bloat Twilit. Chuidigh tú chomh maith liom a shábháil Telma, Ilia, agus an Prince Zora, cé go raibh a fhios agat aon cheann acu. Chabhraigh liom tú a réiteach ar an bhfreagra ar an dlísheomra Mhoil. Sábháladh tú mo shaol ó buaf an Deku Bloated." (I have been thinking about what happened back in the village. And I have been thinking about what happened in our adventures together. In the mines, you saved my life many times, from the lava, the monsters, Dangoro, and Fyrus. In the Lanayru Province, you figured out what to do to free the frozen Zoras. You also figured out how to defeat the Twilit bloat. You also helped me save Telma, Ilia, and the Zora prince, even though you knew none of them. You helped me solve the puzzle in the Hub chamber. You saved my life from the Bloated Deku toad.) He took a deep breath and continued.

"Tended tú dom wounds fad agus a bhí mé gortaithe. Nuair a chuaigh muid suas in aghaidh Morpheel, a bhí tú an ceann a figiúr amach go raibh an tsúil é an bhfód lag. Nuair a í an fhoirm fíor chun cinn, a bhí tú an ceann a insint dom go mb'fhéidir go mbeadh sé mór, ach tá sé mall. i Desert Gerudo, d'fhan tú calma i tent dó agus fuair muid amach ann. i forais eadránaí's, figured tú amach nuair a bhí ceilte an Poes. I an cath le Bás Sword, tú a choinneáil do cheann agus fuair sé amach an chaoi a defeat dó. Cé go raibh muid in an Bíseach Mhór seafta, realized tú am go raibh gá d'fhonn a fháil amach ar an ardán lárnach." (You tended to me wounds while I was injured. When we went up against Morpheel, you were the one to figure out that the eye was it's weak spot. When it's true form emerged, you were the one to tell me that it may be big, but it's slow. In the Gerudo desert, you stayed calm in the burning tent and got us out of there. In Arbiter's grounds, you figured out where the Poes were hidden. In the battle with Death Sword, you keep your head and found out how to defeat him. While we were in the Great Spiral Shaft, you realized that timing was necessary in order to get onto the central platform.) He took another breath. He continued.

"In Aghaidh Stallord, figured tú amach go raibh sé an spine é an pointe lag. Nuair a battled muid an ceann, figured tú amach an patrún agus bhí a fhios conas a defeat é. Ag an deireadh na chathghrúpa, a chabhraigh tú mo calma nerves frayed. Chabhraigh tú dom dul suas an staighre agus isteach sa seomra scáthán. Figured tú amach conas a fháil Snowpeak sléibhe agus mhúin dom conas a thiomána na nduilleog reoite síos. Choinnigh tú do cool nuair a cuireadh dúinn ar chase gé fhiáin trí na fothraigh fad agus a bhí mé fuming. Réiteach tú ar an bhfreagra ar na fothracha agus a thuiscint na patrúin ionsaí ar an monsters." (Against Stallord, you figured out that its spine was it's weak point. When we battled the head, you figured out the pattern and knew how to defeat it. At the end of the battle, you helped calm my frayed nerves. You helped me get up the stairs and into the mirror chamber. You figured out how to get Snowpeak Mountain and taught me how to ride the frozen leaf down. You kept your cool when we were sent on a wild goose chase through the ruins while I was fuming. You solved the puzzle of the ruins and understood the attack patterns of the monsters. ) He swallowed and looked out across the lake before going on.

"Nuair a chuaigh an duine-le-duine in aghaidh Blizzeta, shábháil tú mo shaol mhéad uair. I Temple Ama, tú faoi deara na difríochtaí beag sa teampall. Nuair a bhí mé i slammed an bhalla agus beagnach caillte Chonaic, chuaigh tú i gcoinne Darknut agus thóg síos air go héasca. In Aghaidh Armagohma, go raibh an chéad uair a bhí mé riamh le feiceáil agat anchúinse amach. Bhainistiú tú fós chun glaoch amach treoracha ar conas a defeat é." (When went head-to-head against Blizzeta, you saved my life many times. In the Temple of Time, you noticed the slight differences in the temple. When I was slammed into the wall and almost lost consciousness, you went up against Darknut and took him down easily. Against Armagohma, that was the first time I had ever seen you freak out. You still managed to call out instructions on how to defeat it.) He was silent for a while. A light wind blew across the lake, creating ripples. He spoke again.

"Chabhraigh tú ar ais dom chuimhne Ilia's, cé nach raibh a fhios agat uirthi. Bhí tú cabhair mhór sa Sráidbhaile Hidden. Thóg tú amach an enemies go tapa agus go héasca. Nuair a sráidbhaile Kakariko muid ar ais chuig, bhí ionadh orm gur fhág tú mo aonar le Ilia ar chor ar bith. Chabhraigh tú dom gach leabhar carachtair spéir agus chabhraigh liom a fháil haitheantas coibhneasta de Shad a bhogadh Cannon. Níl a fhios agam cad ba mhaith liom a dhéanamh gan sa Chathair i Sky. In Aghaidh Argorok, figured tú amach conas a chur síos na Dragon. Tú scanraithe deich mbliana amach dom nuair a bhí tú blown an spire agus buailte ar an talamh. Caoga eile nuair a dtír an Dragon os comhair tú, agus d'fhéach sé ar tú." (You helped me return Ilia's memory, even though you didn't know her. You were a great help in the Hidden Village. You took out the enemies quickly and easily. When we back to Kakariko village, I was surprised that you left me alone with Ilia at all. You helped me find all the sky book characters and helped me get rid of Shad to move the cannon. I don't know what I would have done without in the City in the Sky. Against Argorok, you figured out how to take down the dragon. You scared ten years out of me when you were blown of the spire and hit the ground. Another fifty when the dragon landed in front of you and looked at you.) They were both silent, thinking about what happened.

The wind was howling, clawing at their clothes, tying to pull them off of the spire. They clung to the top of a spire, hanging on for dear life.

"Do you see it!?" Screamed Link. His words were whipped away by the wind as soon as they left his mouth.

"No!" Yelled Linya. They had been battling Argorok, when he suddenly disappeared. They searched the sky, looking. Link looked to his left, where Linya was.

"LINYA!!! BEHIND YOU!!!" She turned around and was knocked off the spire by Argorok's claws. She screamed as she plummeted down to the platform below. She landed on her back and did not move.

"LINYA!!!!!" Screamed Link. Argorok threw back his head and let out a ferocious bellow. He dropped and landed in front of Linya. She had regained consciousness and sat up. She froze. Less than six feet away from her face, was the tip of his nose. She slowly looked up at him. They locked eyes and did not move. They stayed like this for almost fifteen minutes. Linya fell backwards and didn't move. Argorok threw back his head and let out another loud bellow. He took to the air and flew down. He scooped up Linya's unconscious body and started to fly away.

"NOOOOO!!!!!" Link leapt off the spire and plunged his sword into the dragon's skull. The creature screamed and dropped Linya. Link pulled out his sword and plunged it back in. the dragon dropped and landed on the ground, dead. Link ran over to Linya and scooped her up.

"Linya? Linya! Linya, answer me! Don't do this to me!!" He started crying. He held Linya's body close. He threw back his head and screamed.

"Cén fáth?! Cén fáth a chuaigh tú i aici!? Conas seo cothrom!? Damnaigh duit! DAMNAIGH TÚ GO LÉIR IFREANN!!!! Tabhair sí ar ais! Goddesses Fucking! TABHAIR SÍ AR AIS!!!!!" (Why?! Why did you take her!? How is this fair!? Damn you! Damn you all to hell! Give her back! Fucking goddesses! Give her back!) He sobbed uncontrollably.

"Link?" The voice was barely a whisper. Link looked down. Linya's eyes fluttered before she slowly opened them. She looked up and smiled slightly.

"Hey." She whispered. Link felt tears come to his eyes. Then he did something unexpected: He swiftly leaned down and seized her lips. Her body stiffened with shock and her eyes widened. They slowly fluttered closed and she melted into the kiss. She locked her arms behind his head and kissed him back. They were like this for several minutes before they pulled back gasping.

"I wanted to do that for a long time." He panted. She looked up.

"I know. I wanted to do that too." She said. He looked down and smiled. "There is something else I wanted do for a while. But I've been so busy saving Hyrule, that I never got to do what I wanted." She said. He looked at her.

"You mean to say as… sex?" He perked up at the last bit.

She smiled up at him. "I mean to say." She said.

He looked around. "Hell with this. I'm gonna live!" He kissed her passionately.

"This isn't the best spot to do it, you know." She said.

He smiled. "Then let's get the hell out of here!" The both got up and ran into the portal Midna had created.

"I was wondering when you two were going to hurry it up!" She said angrily. They disappeared.

Linked looked at her. "Chabhraigh tú dom i Flaitheas Twilight gcoinne Zant agus i gcaisleán Hyrule gcoinne Ganondorf. Smaoineamh faoi seo, realized mé gur gan tú, ba mhaith liom a bheith marbh. Ansin realized mé rud éigin eile. Bhí mé an duine atá ag teastáil i gcónaí shábháil. Ansin, I figured sé amach: Bhí aistrigh na rólanna. Bhí mé an damsel i anacair agus a bhí tú an laoch. Rinne tú dom cuma lag. Uimh fireann a dhéanamh riamh amach ag mná." He turned away. "Go baile, Linya." (You helped me in the Twilight realm against Zant and in Hyrule castle against Ganondorf. Thinking about this, I realized that without you, I would have been dead. Then I realized something else. I was the one who always needed saving. Then I figured it out: The roles were switched. I was the damsel in distress and you were the hero. You made me look weak. No male should ever be out done by a female. Go home, Linya.) He said.

Linya stood, stunned. "Fan! Cad tá á rá agat!?" (Wait! What are you saying!?) She cried. Link turned around.

"You don't belong here. No one will accept you here. Go home, Linya."

"But I don't have anywhere-!"

"Go back to Malitom. Get out of Hyrule, scum." He said with venom. He turned around and walked away.

Linya fell on her knees in shock. 'Go home? How can I? My family disowned me. I am no longer Princess Linya. I'm a traitor in my homeland.' She thought. She looked up, tears flowing down her cheeks. "Why should I even continue living if the man I love doesn't even want me?" She whispered. She collapsed on her face, crying. She closed her eyes and drifted off.

Meanwhile, a sinewy alien, with pulsating veins of pink on an inky black hide, crawled down to her, grabbed her ankle and dragged her off in the direction of Hyrule castle…

Whew! That took a while! My inspiration fairy took a vacation and left me with her hell-bent cousin, procrastination fairy! That and my own damn laziness, high school, swimming, studying, parents, viola, my annoying younger sibling's "Becoming-a-man" event, younger cousins, basically, Life. Sucks to be me. R&R! They keep me motivated!