Ok so, this one isn't really a Valentine's Day one, but it's still a holiday one. Beware of pervertedness!

Cursed Mushrooms:

It was mid-day and the sun was shining down happily onto the city of Konoha from above the mountain where the faces of the Hokage's rested. Beyond the statue for KOA's was a forest terrain training ground. A kunoichi with rosy pink hair was walking around the grounds.

She was skipping through the forest happily. Today was the cooking festival. On this day girls cook for those guys in their lives that they care about as a gift, while the guys did whatever they pleased. Sakura continued to skip until a frightening thought came across her mind.

'What if Sasuke-kun won't accept my food? Or what if he doesn't like it!' Sakura gasped.

She had never thought about those possibilities. She knew that Naruto and Kakashi would gladly take food from her, but what if Sasuke didn't? At this point Sakura was sitting against a tree looking up into the branches of leaves. She sighed and looked down at the grass.

'He probably won't eat my cooking…' Sakura frowned and closed her eyes, resting her head back against the tree trunk.

"My, my. What is a pretty girl like you sitting around on a days like these?"

Sakura looked up at the old monk dressed in red garments. "Hm?"

The old man replied, "Shouldn't you be out making food for the ones you care about?"

Sakura looked down, "Actually, I'm afraid that one of the ones I care about won't eat my cooking."

The old man chuckled, "Fear not…" He rummaged around his pack and pulled out a book. He squatted down next to her and opened it to page.

"In here are mushrooms for all occasions, ah here we go!" He pointed to one that was tall with a thin stem and a small round top, "This one should be the best one for you to use; it tastes good no matter what you put it with."

Sakura looked at the old monk, "Really?"

The old monk nodded, "Let us look around for it. It is found here in Konoha."

Sakura and the monk were scrounging around for many minutes, until they were caught by Ino.

"Geez, forehead girl, why are you scrounging around with an old monk?" Ino said raising her eyebrow.

Sakura looked up at the tall, thin, blonde haired kunoichi, "Well you see, he's helping me look for a mushroom that tastes good with anything."

Ino looked surprised, "Really? Let me help you!"

The three of them continued to search for the mushroom. After many more minutes they ran into Ten-ten and Hinata, they too wanted to search for the mushrooms. After an hour they still had no luck in searching for the mushrooms.

"Hey! I found them!" Shrieked Sakura and Ino, they had been searching together.

The four girls picked the whole bunch of them and ran off to cook them. The old monk looked at the mushroom as the girls walked away, he raise his eyebrow and frowned.

"That's…"

At Sakura's home she had dressed herself for heavy duty cooking. Her idea was cutting some up into tiny bits for miso soup, and using the rest in some sort of curry rice recipe. She chopped up the mushrooms after they had been cooked thoroughly. She made some miso soup and added in the mushrooms. While the soup cooked, she took the remaining mushrooms and dumped them into her best curry recipe. In a matter of minutes her food was complete.

Sakura had already made Kakashi's and Naruto's ahead of time. She packed Sasuke's carefully and neatly and put the box in her pack along with Kakashi's. Her first stop was to drop off Naruto's.

She found Naruto at his usual place, Ichiraku's. Naruto greeted her and gladly took her cooking. Step one was complete, and she continued her way to Kakashi's home. Kakashi too, had gladly accepted her food. Step two was complete, now all the remained was the toughest of the three, Sasuke-kun.

She walked up to his apartment door, carrying his food in her hands. She knocked on the door and Sasuke came to the door. He opened the door, took one look at her and slammed it shut.

"S...Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled. "Please open up! I made this for you…"

Sasuke had no intention of eating her food, that was, before he could smell it and his stomach spoke for him. He opened the door and let Sakura in as his slightly blushed in embarrassment. Sakura set the food down on his table and smiled at him.

"What?" He asked.

"I want to know what you think of it…" Sakura continued to smile.

"No."

"But, why not?" Sakura frowned.

"Because I would rather be alone."

"Please, Sasuke-kun." Sakura looked at him with big shimmering cute puppy dog eyes, "Pweeze…" Sakura added in with a sexy voice and she whispered in his ear: "Sa-su-ke-kun…"

Sasuke shivered as a tingle went down his spine. "Whatever."

He sat at his table and opened the box containing the food. He took a big whiff of the food, and secretly drooled. He had the soup first, Sasuke slurped it down, the faster he did the faster Sakura would leave. Next he picked up his chopsticks and looked down at the curry with rice.

'Hm… I wonder what this strange feeling is…' But before he continued his thought he was already gulping down the curry with rice.

When he was done he closed his eyes and leaned back in the chair. He moaned and Sakura looked at him with expectant eyes. When he opened his eyes finally he had to take a retake. He sat there gawking at Sakura

"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.

Her words hit him like he was floating. He just continued to stare at Sakura and she just frowned at him.

'I never realized how…'

Over with Ten-ten and Neji-

Neji was eyeing the food as if it were going to attack him. And ten-ten pouted at him, tapping her foot against the floor. Neji looked at her and back at the food. He gulped and took his chopsticks and began to eat the meal Ten-ten had made for him. When he finished he too had the same thought Sasuke had, 'Hm… what's this strange feeling?' Neji looked up at Ten-ten and he too gawked.

Neji stood up from his chair and walked to the window, his back facing Ten-ten.

She strode to him and scrunched up her nose, "What is it? What's wrong with it?"

Before Ten-ten could move, Neji turned around and swept Ten-ten off her feet, he looked into her eyes as he laid her on his bed, hovering over her shocked and confused body.

"Nothing is wrong. It tasted as I would expect from you, my dear."

With that he leaned into Ten-ten, catching her off guard as he caught her lips with his. Ten-ten gave in and kissed him back. They lasted like this for many moments and finally broke apart. His white eyes met her brown chocolate eyes. And before you knew it he led her under the covers…

Over with Shikamaru and Ino-

Ino walked into Shikamaru's house and glared at the other women standing next to Shikamaru, whom sat at the table eating HER food.

Ino continued to glare at Temari when Shikamaru spoke, "Uhm… Ino, What are you doing here!"

Shikamaru couldn't help but be surprised that she was there. Temari glared back at Ino as she approached Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru, would you please eat my food? I made it just for you." Ino said in a cute but sexy voice.

Shikamaru gaped at his team mate, "Oh, Shikamaru-kun, please eat mine instead!" Temari said in a sexy voice as well.

Shikamaru gaped at both of them as they shoved their food in front of him. Temari's looked like it came from a 5 star restaurant and he drooled at it, but the moment he huffed in air, he looked at Ino's and knew that it was the best of the two.

"Sorry Temari, but I prefer to keep things so they aren't troublesome…" Shikamaru said as he drooled over Ino's food.

With an "Hmph" Temari stomped out the door, leaving a giggling Ino alone with Shikamaru.

Shikamaru used his chopsticks and gobbled down Ino's food. He stopped and looked up at Ino when he finished. Ino jumped back at the sight she saw in his eyes. Shikamaru noticed the same things all the other guys did. He stood up and cornered Ino against a wall. His brown eyes meeting his light blue ones. Ino was breathing heavily as she looked at her team mate with utter surprise.

Shikamaru came close to Ino and whispered, "Doomo arigatoo for the great food… Ino-chan…"

At that moment his lips locked with Ino's, adding some tongue to it. Ino gasped and they fell to the floor for an all out make out.

Over with Naruto and Hinata-

Hinata's hand was shaking uncontrollably as she held out the box containing her food to Naruto. She was at his apartment and it took a lot of courage for her to get there. He eye's the food in surprise. He gladly took the box delicately and opened it and a huge smiled crept to his face. What he saw there, was none other than… Ramen.

"Hinata-chan arigatoo gozaimasu!" Naruto said as he hugged her, Hinata's face turning redder than the color itself.

He took his chopsticks had seriously slurped it down. Unfortunately for him, because he is so dense he didn't notice what the others did. When he finished her turned to Hinata and the sight of lust in his eyes made Hinata tingle and her face continued to be redder than the color itself. Naruto stood up and stepped close to Hinata, and she took a step back, this continued until Hinata ran out of space to run too. Naruto closed in on her and swept her into his arms.

He carried her to his bed and set her down, sitting on his bed staring at him nervously. He stood in front of her and closed the gap between them, kissing her on the lips, causing her to fall over onto his bed. Hinata was so happy that she was able to show him that she loved him and she kissed him back. His body snuggled close to hers.

And back with Sakura and Sasuke-

Sakura stepped back against a wall. She was shaking violently. Sakura didn't know what he was going to do, she didn't know if he was mad, she didn't know anything at all, and that scared her. Sasuke stood from the table and glided over to her. Sakura tried to run but he slammed his hand against the wall in the direction she was going to run too. His eyes looked at her as if she was the more than she appeared to be.

Sasuke smirked, "I…want you…"

Sakura gasped, "Sasuke-kun? A... are you feeling alright?"

"I have been ever since you came into my life..."

Sakura's mouth dropped, she couldn't believe what she was hearing, but she couldn't help the happiness coming within her heart. Sakura leaned forward and kissed him. She didn't think he would kiss her back, but the moment their lips touched her was kissing her passionately. His tongue ran across her closed lips, as asking permission to proceed. And she let him; in seconds they were on Sasuke's bed French kissing like there was no tomorrow.

The next morning….

Over with Neji and Ten-ten-

Neji looked up at the ceiling as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. His face was like Hinata's when Naruto is around; what a surprise. He continued to stare up at the ceiling until the figure next to him hugged onto his arm. Neji turned to see Ten-ten drearily staring back at him. The two were under the bed sheets and blushing madly. The two did the unthinkable the night before, and Neji felt a soft hand touch his bare leg and his face looked like it was going to explode from his blushing.

"Err…." Neji blushed, unable to finish his sentence.

"Last night was..." Ten-ten said as she blushed.

"Yeah..." He said, finishing Ten-ten's sentence.

Over with Ino and Shikamaru-

Ino awoke to a gentle hand stroking her hair. She looked at the owner and smiled, Shikamaru was playing with her loose hair. They were laying on top of his couch with a warm blanket wrapped over them. Ino sunk unto her blanket, trying to hide her red face. Shikamaru smiled down at her and his hand wrapped around her bare waist, they faced each other on their sides and kissed.

"This is troublesome…" Shikamaru lazily said.

Ino just giggled and wrapped her arms around his bare broad chest.

Over at Naruto's with Naruto and Hinata-

Hinata awoke to find herself embraced in Naruto's cuddling hug. She could feel a tingle crawl down her bare back. Realizing what she had done her face turned a very deep pink. Naruto lifted his head and kissed Hinata on the cheek.

"Ohayoo Hinata-chan…" He whispered into her ear.

"O-O-O- Ohayoo N-Naruto-kun…" Hinata stuttered.

Naruto chuckled and kissed Hinata on the lips and tightening his grip on her.

Somehow, over with Kakashi (O.o)-

Kakashi looked up at the ceiling of his apartment and then he felt a hand move across his chest and short brown hair tickled his face as they moved their head onto Kakashi's bare chest. He looked down into brown eyes, they soft eyes of… Iruka! Iruka moaned as Kakashi's hand moved down his bare back, making him shiver.

OK! NOW back over with Sasuke and Sakura!-

The light of the sun peered through the glass door of Sasuke's apartment, the light landed upon Sasuke's bed. Sasuke was on top of Sakura, he was sweating extremely. Sasuke looked down at the body below him. Sakura's pink hair was resting on the pillow. Her face, even though it too was covered in sweat was still very beautiful to him. He lowered his head and caught her lips. Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and he wrapped his around her waist. The rest of their body space disappeared yet again. Sasuke came back up and smiled down at her, he didn't smirk; he smiled!

"Sakura…" He began but was cut off by the soft voice of Sakura.

"Sasuke-kun…" she smiled at him, "It's alright…"

"I want you to know this, ok?" Sakura nodded as he continued, "I love you so much, ever since I met you I couldn't get you out of my mind."

Sakura gasped at her lover and he continued, "That is why… I want to make you my bride and start a family."

Sakura began to cry, she cried tears of joy, "Of course!"

Later that day in the park, the four women were sitting on a bench under a water fountain. They all looked down in silence and then Sakura broke the silence.

"Hey…Did anyone actually feed those mushrooms to the guys?"

They all stared at Sakura and each of them nodded.

Sakura continued, "Did you guys… uhm… well… experience anything last night?"

Once the words came out of her mouth they are went wide-eyed, stared at each other for a moment and they all blushed at the same time and they turned their heads away at the same time. They all made a squeaking noise as if it were the answer to the question.

Over with the guys however…

"It was amazing!" Neji exploded as he broke the silence. The three other guys just stared at him, he actually said something, and it didn't make sense to them.

"Huh?" Shikamaru asked.

"Last night Ten-ten and I…" Neji's voice trailed off as he turned red.

The guys all stared at him, then Shikamaru blurted out, "Yeah, I know what you mean! Ino was great!"

Shikamaru clasped his hands over his mouth and he also turned red. The guys stared at him.

"Man, now that you mention it, Hinata has such a gentle touch!" Naruto smiled and then his smile faded and terror came upon his face.

"What was that?" Neji glared at him.

"I-uh…well-uh…" Naruto was trembling.

Sasuke saved Naruto, "Last night was so… breathtaking. We kept going even after the sun rose." Sasuke shut his mouth and his face burned so deep that it was far worse than Hinata's would have ever been.

"What are you talking about? Who would want to…" Naruto stopped himself and his eyes bulged out, "YOU and SAKURA-CHAN!"

Sasuke smirked, "Yeah, and she agreed to marry me…"

The guys stopped dead, they were so surprised that the Uchiha had fallen in love, and this was the first time he'd ever said anything about it.

At the gate of Konoha-

"I wonder where those girls got to?" Said the old monk.

He frowned, "They mixed up the delicious mushroom with the mushroom that make people realize their love and makes them do what they've hidden away in their hearts. Who knows what catastrophe could happen if someone eats those!"

I have such a nasty mind . I have no idea where this came from. I wanted to make a story and this just came right out. Lol Hoped you... uh...Enjoyed? I can't believe I posted this...