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Scheris's Embarrassment

Part 2

It took Kazuma a good three minutes to get up after the gas had knocked him out. Scheris was her usual demure self and blushed some more, apologizing to Kazuma, even if he was her foe.

"You...why did you do that to me?" Kazuma asked angrily. Scheris knew she would get a beating as soon as Kazuma got his strength back. She stepped back timidly.

"I said I was sorry, Kazu-kun."

Kazuma's eyes turned red with anger. "NOBODY calls me that except Kanami! Especially no HOLY brat! You're gonna get it, girl!"

Scheris called for Ryuho's help as Kazuma grabbed her around the midsection. But he soon saw the mistake of grasping her midsection so tightly when she was this bloated!

PFFFFFFFFFFT

Scheris farted again, this time right in poor Kazu-kun's face! Although considering what he was about to do to her (which I will refrain from describing, to keep this story T-rated lol) it's kinda hard to feel sorry for him. Now most people would say Scheris deserves everything Kazuma might do to her, because HOLY as "the bad guys." Well those guys are douchebags.

But back to the story at-hand. Kazuma's eyes turned red from the gas, which was so dense it caused the air around it to ripple, like how one can sometimes see heatwaves. "I...I must re-regain c-c-control...you, you're gonna get it, brat!"

Scheris stuck her tongue out at the meatheaded native alter. "You stupid hero, teehee, all you care about is justice...you have no chivalry, unlike Ryuho! He's my hero..."

"How DARE you praise my enemy you STUPID GIRL!"

Scheris jumped from Kazuma's sudden outburst, which caused her to pass gas again. This only made Kazuma even angrier and he began to chase Scheris around the HOLY encampment.

Meanwhile, Ryuho was enjoying a BBQ with Straight Cougar, Urizane and Tachibana. The food was delicious – Cougar always made the best tri-tip, and Ryuho loved his BBQ sauce, which he had smothered all over his tri-tip sandwich.

"Damn Cougar, your tri-tip is the bomb!" Ryuho said, shamelessly breaking character. Sure, he may have appeared cold and no-nonsense when her served in HOLY, but it was all a facade – now that he started a new life as an Inner he learned (from Cougar) to relax and enjoy life.

"Pass the mustard, Tachibana."

Tachibana was busy wolfing down a plate of Kentucky bourbon balls – a delicious Southern confection you gotta try – so he didn't hear Ryuho.

"Hey ball boy! Gimme the mustard!"

"It's right over there, god damn are you freakin' BLIND? Don't shout at me, I'm still with HOLY ya know, and can arrest you for disorderly conduct."

"Where's the damn mustard, Tachibana? I'm hungry and want some."

Tachibana looked more annoyed than ever. "Just get it yourself you...you..."

"DOUBLE INNER"

Ryuho's eyes bugged out. He didn't just call him that! But something else distracted him from scolding the young HOLY member.

"Sch...Scheris! It's Scheris!" Ryuho cried out, "she's in danger!"

Tachibana was confused. "How do you know, Ryuho?"

"My alter-sense is tingling, that's why! We have to go to her HOLY encampment! Kazuma's on the loose and he's gonna hurt her...again! I don't want this to happen again!"

"Geez Ryu, why didn't you say so?" Cougar sighed, "look, we'll take the Radical Good Speed. We'll get there in the blink of an eye!"

"So let's go already!"

TO BE CONTINUED...