Scheris's Embarrassment
Part 3
When they arrived, they found the HOLY base to be more intact than first expected. Ryuho looked confused...something must've stopped Kazuma in his tracks.
"I'm gonna go look for Scheris now...Cougar, Tachibana, keep an eye out for Kazuma."
He peered into the HOLY truck that Scheris was last found in. No sign of Kazuma or Scheris. However, he smelled something stinky, and crinkled his nose. "Must be a gas leak" he thought. Cautious, he reached out his arm in the typical "knife-hand" gesture, and with a break in the wall of the truck he formed part of Zetsuei – not the whole alter, but just the diamond-shaped sword part that fits over his hand.
"Kazuma, where the hell are y..."
"RYUHO!" A feminine voice cried out. It was Scheris! Ryuho rushed in the direction of the voice. Scheris was in surprisingly good shape after Kazuma's rampage. She was sitting demurely on the ground, panting from her previous encounter with the ferocious native alter.
"Scheris, are you alright?"
The blue-haired girl nodded. And then...
Pooooot
She giggled cutely when Ryuho waved his hands in front of his nose to fan away the fart. "Scheris, did you FART?"
"Yep!"
Ryuho shrugged. The girl was always a bit eccentric.
"Come with me, Scheris. We gotta get you outta here...the native alters will be back, and in greater numbers."
Scheris objected. "It's going against HOLY orders. I was supposed to stay here and patrol the village. If I leave, Commander Jigmar will demote me to janitor duty!"
"Forget Commander Mullet, you're coming with us, Scheris...do you wanna die or live? I don't want Kazuma hurting you again!"
Scheris agreed and staggered up. She was hurt a little bit. Ryuho picked her up, forcing out a short squeaky fart from her.
"Peww!"
"C'mon, let's go to my house!"
Tachibana objected. "I wanna go back to the BBQ!"
But before any of them could go back to Cougar's car, a damaged HOLY truck fell down and crushed it, cutting off their only escape route. Cougar stared in stunned horror before yelling out a single, drawn-out cuss word, his eyes bugging out and his mouth contorting into a hideous mask of rage.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
TO BE CONTINUED...