Doofenshmirtz at the gymnasium!
Heinz drummed his fingers on the counter waiting with several pieces of paper in his hands. Perry could only just see from the window he was hanging from.
a starched white toothed girl arrived at the counter and nearly blinded Doof with her teeth "Hi there! My name is Noel! How can I help you?!"
"You can stop shouting for a start..." winced with gritted teeth but then stood up straight pulling his lab coat forward "yes I would like a new gym account please this coupon says I get 15% off right?"
She screwed up her eyes at the tiny ripped coupon "okee dokkeee!" she squeaked making Heinz's ears ring "let me just get your card for you!"
Perry scratched his head watching Doofenshmirtz from the counter "again, Doof at a gym? That I'd like to see...in a funny way not in an improvement way" he cleared his throat putting the binoculars back up on the glass.
The girl returned with an even tinier card and beamed at him once more "ok name sir?!"
"ow...yeah its Heinz Doofenshmirtz. d-o-o-f-e-n-s-h-m-i-r-t-z" he said amazingly fast
"He has a talent of doing that" Perry thought
Noel had an even bigger grin on her face "oo-OO-oohh! your brother goes to this gym dontcha know?!"
Doofenshmirtz had a disgusted look on his face "my brother roger at this gym? Figures..."
As if on cue Roger walked through the door showing off his pecs past his sweet looking suit.
He purred at noel over the counter "heeeeeeey beautiful ready to see me do my stuff today? As it's the new year I'm sure ill be able to give you a new year treat"
He winked at Noel and the girl almost died of a giggling fit (although to Perry she looked like she was having a seizure)
Roger blinked suddenly noticing his brother across the counter trying not to look at him
"Heinz? Is that you?"
"...hey Roger" he mumbled eventually
Roger wrapped his arm around his brother's neck causing the man to choke slightly
"ack!! l-let go Roger" Heinz squeaked an octave higher "your arms squishing my oesophagus!"
Roger rapidly let go causing him to fall to the floor "oop sorry bro i guess I don't know my own strength!"
He got up dusting himself off "yeah like you don't know your own stupidity!" he mumbled under his breath
"Well I suppose this is what i get for coming here everyday!"
"Everyday?" Heinz's eye twitched for a moment
roger nodded egotistically and Heinz slouched even further "goodbye resolution number one...and number 17 'stay away from roger more'"
He ripped up the coupon and started walking outside "and goodbye roger"
Perry suddenly scampered out of sight trying not to blow his cover
"Hey wait a minute bro!" roger called after him "why did you come here anyway?"
He sighed feeling a light blush stretch over his cheeks "well if you must know BROTHER...I wanted to change my appearance for a certain someone"
Roger couldn't help but crease up laughing "for a GIRL?!" noel joined in the laughter even know she wasn't quite sure why.
Heinz just rolled his eyes and stormed out "yeah yeah I suppose you could say that..." Heinz muttered again looking at his next coupon "next up tango lessons"
Perry's eyes widened "TANGO LESSONS?!"