Disclaimer- Stephanie Meyer owns all that is TwilightChapter seven

I eyed the shirt I was wearing in the mirror as I waited for Jasper to get dressed and find his car keys; he was right it did fit me like a dress, it reached the middle of my thighs and with the use of Jasper's belt tied around my waist it was actually quite cute.

I heard a familiar laugh coming from behind me as I surveyed my appearance and then I felt an equally familiar pair of arms encircle my waist from behind me "I told ya it'd fit like a dress, what can I say I know the proportions of that tiny little body so well".

I rolled my eyes and tried to hide the small smile that threatened to creep onto my face, "yeah, yeah Whitlock I get it, you've tapped that, can we go already?"

Jasper laughed, the kind of laugh I liked from him, a genuine laugh so unlike the sarcastic ones I hear from him all day at school "sure Darlin' "he said playfully "we can go wherever you want" I gave him what Emmett called my elf grin, my most mischievous smile "don't call me darlin' Whitlock I'm not one of your girls" he grinned "who says I call my girls darlin' pix?" he asked.

I ignored that and instead chose to seethe over the nickname that he had taken to calling me. "Come on let's go Whitlock, we could stay here and discuss what a man whore you are but that would take all day and I have to be at the mechanics before they close".Jasper grinned at me, unfazed by my comment and grabbed my arm, dragging me out to the garage. I began to walk towards the truck that Jasper drove to school but he shook his head and tossed a helmet to me, pointing toward a shiny silver Ducati.

I could feel my eyes go wide "oh hell no Whitlock" I spluttered "I'm not getting on that death trap"."Oh come on Cullen, you trust me don't you?" he pouted "no" I stated stubbornly, he rolled his eyes good naturedly and then without warning picked me, placed me on the bike and sped out of the garage before I had another chance to object.

I sat there in shock, the nerve. Jasper turned around and saw that I was clinging onto him in a state of shocked indignation.

He chuckled "put the helmet on pix" he reminded me and I realised that I was still gripping the helmet in one hand. I pulled it on quickly and then resumed my death grip around Jasper's waist.

"Relax pix" he shouted over the roar of the motor "just enjoy it" "how the hell can I enjoy it?" I shouted back "I promise you will"he shouted back "oh yeah and what if I don't?" I challenged him. He replied and I could hear the smirk in his voice as he said "well then you can punish me later on tonight, maybe even give me a spanking" "pervert" I laughed "who me? Never" and as we laughed together my fear was forgotten.

We arrived at the mechanics rather quickly, still laughing and joking with each other when I saw the worst sight in the world, Emmett and Rosalie standing directly in front of us their backs turned toward us.

I froze and Jasper stopped with me "what?" he asked me "Emmett" I hissed, he looked ahead of us and caught sight of Emmett and Rosalie "shit Rose" he muttered.

What?! How did he know Rose, oh well I had no time to dwell on it now, we were close enough to hear Emmett say "I'm here to pick up Alice's car, I figured she'd forget" and I knew that if they turned around we were caught.

I knew we had to get out of there but I was frozen in place, luckily Jasper was not and he grabbed my arm and yanked me back onto his Ducati, speeding away.

We rode in silence and I just about collapsed in relief when we finally did reach Jasper's house. I gave the helmet to Jasper and just about ran up to his bedroom to collapse onto his bed.
He joined me moments later smiling awkwardly "how pissed would you have been if you'd walked all that way to find out that Emmett had picked up your car huh?" he smiled.

"How do you know Rosalie?" I cut in, his smile faltered "well uh we go to school together, why wouldn't I know her?" "you aren't close at school, you don't even talk to each other, stop lying"I objected, he sighed "she's my cousin, a fact she doesn't like to advertise".

I was speechless, well almost "how come she never told me, we've been best friends for years" Jasper frowned "she knows how much you dislike me, she didn't want to have to choose between her cousin and her best friend".

I scowled "that's stupid" he laughed "is it? Think about it pix, you hate me" I frowned "I don't hate you, I just...oh fine I hate you, lets go have sex" he laughed "that's the Cullen I know and irritate".

A/N: Yeh yeh I know it's short but ahh well I'm still very proud of myself..I updated 3 stories in one day =)
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