Disclaimer- Do I want to own Twilight, meh, Do I own Twilight. HELL. NO if I did there would be a hell of a lot more AXJ loving going on and none of the Cullen men would have kept their pants on for very long

Ok so the first half of this chapter kind of sucked Why? I had a massive case of writer's block; what a pain in the ass. Anyway it starts to get better when they start to get naked, blame my hormonal teenaged knows what it likes.

This chapter is dedicated to

jajo the author of the truly amazing story 'The Good Looking Loony Stalker Guy'

seriously if you like my work, check hers out it makes mine look like a horse ate it and then shat it back out.

melonjane; the always lovely Ellen who agrees to put up with my bullshit enough to co-author some stories with me even though she could probably do better without my dead weight. Seriously read her stuff she is beyond awesome.

And of course to my awesome reviewers, seriously I cannot tell you how much I love you guys

Anyway so I hope I did this chapter justice because it's been in my head for a while now, I present you the long-awaited chapter thirteen.

Jasper caught me in the school parking lot on Friday afternoon looking thoroughly irritated.

"What's wrong?" I asked him, wondering if his bad mood was directed at me, he must have seen my anxious expression because his face softened and he glanced around to make sure that no one was looking before reaching out and stroking the length of my cheekbone.

"My parents are home this weekend pix, they'll flip a lid if they see you there" he sighed.

I pouted "so we're not on for tonight then?"

Jasper gave me a disappointed smile before shaking his head "no I'm afraid not, sorry pet. You know that if it was up to me you'd never leave my side, but unfortunately my parents have decided for the first time in their lives to spend the weekend in Forks."

He put an arm around my shoulders and I leaned in to him, nuzzling into his neck "I can't believe I'm saying this, and to you of all people but I'll miss you this weekend".

Jasper laughed before kissing the top of my head "I'll miss you too Pix, but I'll see you Monday and it's only just over a week until I get to be alone with you"

"I know" I murmured "it's just that I've gotten so used to spending every weekend with you, it seems a little strange to have to spend Friday night in my own bed"

"I understand completely" Jasper assured me "it's going to be weird waking up without you" I nodded my agreement before resting my head on his shoulder and breathing in the scent of his aftershave.

"You want a lift home darlin'?" he asked and I shook my head, "I've got my car here, I would have gone home to change already but I got your message saying that you needed to talk to me"

"okay" Jasper said, smiling sadly "I guess I'll see you Monday then", I gave him one last squeeze before whispering "bye" and he pulled me up into a passionate kiss "see you later" he corrected me before sauntering off to his truck.

I walked to my own car silently and the quiet drive home gave me time alone with my thoughts. I was confused as to what Jasper and I were now; I didn't hate him, quite the opposite actually.

I cared for him very much and if I believed what he said he cared for me too.

We still yelled at each other but it was more playful than anything else, yet we weren't dating and we couldn't exactly be called friends.

After what seemed like hours of deliberating although it was probably closer to ten minutes I decided that I didn't care.

Whatever we had I liked it exactly the way it was, Jasper made me feel special and he was amazing in bed, I cared for him and I knew that he cared for me and wasn't just using me.

That was all that mattered.

When I got home Emmett and Edward were surprisingly home and were waiting for me in the living room.

"Hey guys" I smiled as I walked inside and tossed my keys onto the counter, "hey Alice" Edward and Emmett greeted me.

"So Al, are you going to your friend's house tonight?" Emmett asked and I narrowed my eyes in suspicion at him "why?"

"We're not gonna be here and you're sure as hell not staying here by yourself" Emmett exclaimed and my eyes were narrowed in anger, did he think that I was a child incapable of taking care of myself?

Edward sensed my steadily growing fury and immediately attempted to rectify Emmett's mistake "what Emmett meant Al, was that mum and dad are on their second honeymoon and we are going to be spending the entire weekend with Bella and Rose and whilst we know that you are capable of taking care of yourself and by no means need a baby-sitter. We'd simply feel more comfortable if we knew that you were with a friend"

I beamed inwardly at his words, a plan quickly forming in my mind "well if it makes you guys feel better then I'll ask my friend to stay the weekend here".

"Great" Emmett boomed and Edward smiled, "you guys go get whatever you need and I'll call my friend okay?" I asked and they nodded.

I grabbed my phone as soon as they headed upstairs and dialled Jasper's number, "hello" Jasper sounded sad on the phone and I grinned inwardly knowing that I was about to cheer him up immensely.

"Jazz its Alice" just as I'd thought his voice immediately perked up as he replied "Pix miss me already?" "No...Well yes, but I have good news" I chirped.

"Yeah?" he asked "and what would that be?" "Guess who's going to be away all weekend" I sang into the phone "does that mean..." he trailed off and I grinned "wanna come over tonight, if you play your cards right I'll show you my room" I cooed.

I heard him swallow before replying quickly "I'll be there in an hour" "see you then Jazzy" "bye Pix".

I hung up as I heard Edward and Emmett's footsteps on the stairs and I smiled innocently at them as came into the living room.

"My friend will be here in an hour, cya guys have a good time" I smiled and Emmett laughed "whoa there Al, anxious to get rid of us?" "Of course not" I said, pouting angelically "you guys will be gone all weekend and I'll miss you".

"We'll miss you too little sis but our gorgeous girlfriends are waiting" Edward smiled as we heard the familiar purr of Rosalie's BMW outside.

I gave them a quick hug before bidding them goodbye and heading upstairs to neaten my room for Jasper's arrival.

Exactly one hour later I heard a knock at the front door and rushed downstairs to answer it, the door opened and I grinned when I saw that Jasper was carrying containers of Thai food.

"I thought that you might not want to cook and I thought that maybe you might like some takeaway..." he trailed off hesitantly, his eyes seeking my approval.

"That's so thoughtful of you Jazz, who knew that you could be that sweet" I smiled and he grinned back at me. I motioned for him to take a seat while I went to get some bowls and drinks and he nodded and nestled into our leather sofa.

"Want to watch a movie?" he asked me when I came back into the room and I nodded and pointed toward our DVD's. "We're not watching a chick flick" Jasper grinned and I giggled "fine, we aren't watching a war movie either".

Eventually we settled on Nightmare on Elm Street and sat down to eat our food and watch the movie "I love this movie" Jasper murmured as I cuddled into his chest and he ran his fingers through my hair "so do I" I smiled enjoying the feeling of his hands playing with the short strands of my hair.

All too soon the movie was over and Jasper put on the second one whilst I washed up our dirty dishes, I snuggled back up to Jasper as the movie started and his fingers trailed along my sides. The second movie was over as quickly as the first and we agreed to go to bed.

I gave Jasper a quick peck before leading him upstairs to my bedroom and telling him to stay put while I turned everything off and had a shower.

The water was warm and soothing and I didn't particularly want to get out of the shower but I knew something better was waiting for me in my bedroom so I hurried the shower more than I normally do and smiled at my choice of pyjamas that I had brought into the bathroom with me.

My 'pyjamas' consisted of a lacy, dark green negligee which clung to my curves and barely skimmed over my ass and a matching pair of boy-leg panties.

I slipped them on and crept across the hallway to my bedroom, I opened the door and Jasper was sprawled across my bed reading my diary "hey that's not yours put it down you ass" I snapped, Jasper looked up and was about to respond when he caught sight of my outfit and nodded dropping the diary onto the bed cover.

"Holy shit" was all he said and I giggled happily "like what you see?" I asked, posing by the door, he nodded his head dumbly and patted the bed beside him.

I smiled before motioning for him to switch on the lamp next to my bed so that I could turn off the light, he did so very quickly and without words and I inwardly beamed at the effect that my lingerie was having on him.

I sauntered to the side of the bed where he lay and licked my lips at the sight of him laying there, his pants straining against his erection.

"Well now" I pointed toward his tented pants "we'll have to rectify that wont we, stand up" I commanded him and he did so without complaint.

I gave him a quick peck on the lips before descending onto my knees in front of him, tugging his jeans down as I went.

I giggled again at the sight of him standing there in nothing but his shirt and his boxers, a look of total contentment on his face.

I lifted his shirt slightly and blew softly on the skin above his boxers before running my lips along the path I had just blown on. His cock twitched noticeably and I smiled before pulling his boxers down and freeing him.

He sprung out immediately, thick and firm and pointing upward and I licked my lips at the sight of the pre cum that had gathered on his tip.

Just knowing that I had this effect on him made my centre flush with heat and my juices pool.

I moved closer to him and held onto his hips before giving his erect shaft an experimental lick; I took him in my mouth and moved down quickly and then back up releasing him with a 'pop'.

He groaned at my teasing and I laughed, I was enjoying his frustration. I had planned on continuing my teasing until he spoke again "keep this up Alice and I'll fuck you so hard that you won't be able to walk for a week" at his words the flaming heat returned to my groin and I let out a moan.

I grabbed firmly onto his ass cheeks and took him in my mouth, flicking my tongue along his tip as I sucked my cheeks in and built up a steady rhythm as he dirty-talked me.

"Oh fuck Pix. So. Fucking. Good." " Do you like my cock in your mouth?" and "I'm gonna eat you out while you suck my cock Pixie babe, how'd ya like to play sixty nine?" were just some of the things that he moaned just before his cock twitched again and his load shot out and hit the back of my throat, I swallowed it down and smiled at him

"God you're gifted" he grinned as he helped me off my knees before lifting me into a deliciously passionate kiss.

He tossed me onto the bed and kicked his legs free from the jeans and boxers that had gathered at his feet before tearing off his shirt and turning to look at me.

"You look amazing baby, you really do" he smiled and grinned at the sight of his erection rising once more I lifted my arms to take off the nightgown but he spoke quickly his voice raspy "no baby, keep it on, I wanna fuck you in that" It was my turn to nod speechlessly as he walked to the end of the bed and faced me.

"What're you doing?" I asked him but I was cut off by him grabbing hold of both of my feet and dragging me toward the end of the bed.

Only when my ass was perched on the end of the bed and my feet were dangling off did he let me go but that was only to reach under my negligee and pull down my panties. He sniffed them before tossing them to the side and I gave him a questioning look.

"It's not my fault that you smell like heaven babe" he shrugged before pressing his fingers against my wet core, snaking two of them inside of me before using his thumb to massage my nub, that was when I lost the ability to speak coherently.

All that I managed to come out with were gasps and moans and one shriek when he replaced his fingers with his long, warm tongue. It wasn't long before I was wrapping my legs around his neck and thrusting uncontrollably into his face. I couldn't help it; he had that effect on me.

"W.O.W" I gasped once I'd regained the capability to speak "and you say I'm gifted, you truly have a talent there Mr. Whitlock". He grinned and lifted me onto his shoulder before tossing me back to the middle of the bed and crawling up to meet me.

"Wanna taste yourself baby?" he asked huskily before capturing my lips with his own, I sucked on his tongue eagerly and he moaned, I could feel his dick begin to twitch on my thigh.

I broke away from his lips and managed to gasp "third drawer" he looked at me, puzzled before sliding the third drawer open and then realisation dawned in his eyes as he caught sight of the condoms.

He ripped the foil wrapper open with his teeth and I giggled "here let me" I took the condom from him and gave his shaft a quick stroke before sliding the condom down and laying back down, guiding his tip toward my entrance as I did so.

He nudged my legs further apart and slid inside of me easily "fuck you're so tight" he moaned as he pushed fully inside of me "that may be so but you're also freakishly huge" I giggled and he grinned cockily "freakishly huge eh?" I rolled my eyes "shut up".

He bent down and captured my lips with his as he began to thrust quickly and firmly and I rolled my hips in return. He grabbed a hold of my right ankle and placed it around his waist before doing the same with the left one and with this new found angle I could feel him hitting all the right places.

"Oh. My. God" he grunted as my orgasm crashed over me and I clamped around him, draining him of his own orgasm. He fell on top of me before rolling over to the side and stroking my face.

"That was unbelievable, it gets better every time" he smiled and I nodded in agreement "now I need another shower" I pouted playfully and he laughed "well I call dibs first" "you don't even know where the shower is" I reminded him.

"You're right" he sighed "so why don't you shower with me?" I laughed before grabbing his hand and sprinting toward the shower. Needless to say we took quite some time in the bathroom.

I handed Jasper his boxers and pulled on his shirt and my underwear before nestling myself under the covers and making room for him.

He crawled in beside me and wrapped his muscled arms around my torso, pulling me close "sleep well Alice" he murmured before placing a chaste kiss on my lips and drifting off to sleep.

Edward POV

we were having a great time out camping until Emmett mentioned Alice; we all felt bad for the way that we had been ignoring her lately and yet look at us, doing it again. We had arranged a camping trip with her best friends and hadn't even thought to invite her.

As soon as the girls heard her name their faces fell and I knew that they were feeling the same way that I did, poor Al.

"I have an idea" Bella said quietly and I smiled at the sound of her beautiful voice "lets finish up the trip early and go and surprise Alice tomorrow morning, we could take her down to Seattle to go shopping or something"

"That's a great idea love" I smiled "I love you so much" Rosalie and Emmett rolled their eyes good naturedly at us before disappearing into their tent leaving Bella and I to crawl to ours.

The morning came all too soon but we got up early as we'd planned and piled our stuff into the car before heading back home, Alice was going to be thrilled to see us.

"There's a car here" Rosalie frowned as we pulled into our driveway "yeah Al's having a friend over, no biggie we can meet this friend that she's always with and then go down to Seattle" Emmett grinned as we unlocked the front door "sounds like they're still asleep" he beamed "lets go wake them up the old-fashioned way, with a good old pile up".

Wanting to keep Emmett amused and knowing that I hadn't woken Alice up like that since she was twelve years old was enough to have me creeping up the stairs with Emmett, while the girls waited downstairs, trying to be as quiet as possible.

We swung open Alice's bedroom door and I couldn't believe my eyes. Strewn across Alice's floor were a pair of men's jeans and a piece of lingerie that I really did not want to know my little sister owned to top all of that off there Alice was fast asleep, wearing a man's shirt that had ridden up to her stomach and wrapped up tightly in the arms of an equally asleep Jasper Whitlock.

Emmett fainted.

Ok before anyone asks Rosalie didn't recognise Jasper's car because he has like a zillion of them, besides I couldn't pick my cousin's cars out save my life.

Good news so it looks like my god-awful writer's block is over so I'll be trying to update most if not all of my stories this week.

Now you know you all love me for upping the length of my chapters, which I have done significantly so please show your love by REVIEWING, all you other writers out there know how much it means and those of you who read trust me it does mean a lot.