6 months already, I'm still pregnant; Madara went out to a mission, now there are 4 months he hasn't come back.
I hate myself; I don't know what to do… I'll like to leave this pain out, but I don't know, I don't even know what I am crying about… hope he comes back soon, hope…
"Hmm" I said while another long day begins. Another day were all people, especially men, stare at me with a I-know-you're-a-pregnant-man face. Well, I just need 3 more months to go…
I heard a noise, like someone is inside the house, trying to not make noise, I walked towards the noise was heard, I saw nothing.
"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DEI-CHAN!!!" Madara yelled almost in my ear.
"AAAh" I just jumped scared and as I did, kicked Madara's face. Oops… "S-sorry, Madara!! I didn't mean to, un!!!"
"N-no problem Deidara-chan, It was my fault, anyways, I need to take you somewhere... special"
" Where are we going?? Un??" I asked.
" It's a surprise!" He said happy. Hope he won't take me to another baby shop… I hate those places…
"un?? OK…!" I responded.
"YAY!!!" Madara said with a childish voice.
-Later-
" Ok Madara, where the hell are you taking me?? UN!???" I said furious while we were in the car.
" Ohh!! S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E!!!"
" un…"
-Later on-
"we're here!!" Madara said opening my car door.
" un… ok… so, get this thing off me"
"ok, wait…" he said while he was getting off the rag from my eyes.
" …" I said looking at the shop. Then my glare went to him.
"What??" He said while a smile appeared in his face.
We walked inside the big shop, shit, it was a stupid baby shop, the 23th time we went into the same shop, and all of them I said 'no'.
" Deidara, please, just buy a simple thing!!!" Madara said while he grabbed my hand going towards the baby diapers.
" No!! that's my last word, un!!" I said as I let go of my hand.
" Come on Deidara, that's what you always say"
" NO!! UN!!" I said yelling and as I crossed my arms and turned to the other side, a shop assistant appeared.
" May I help you, sir??" He asked to Madara.
" Yes please, Me and my wife would like to know were maternity items are." Madara said with an elegant voice, the other woman started to flirt.
" Oh, wife?? I mean… sure!! Right over here!!" He said while he walked.
"Oh!! What's your name, sweetie??!!!" one pair of teenagers asked.
"Mada-"
"Get the hell out of here whores!! Un!!!" I said while I grabbed Madara and yelled to the girls.
The girls just stood quiet at noticing my 'masculine' voice, and my stomach. Then I walked to where the assistant went, taking Madara with me.
" hoho, someone got jealous!" Madara said now walking in his own.
I blushed. " N-no!! no one g-got jealous!! Un!!"
" Ha, don't tell me you didn't got jealous, Deidara!"
" I didn't… hey, wait a minute, you did this on purpose!! Didn't you, UN!!??" I said.
" ermm, yes, I did. Why??" he said as he stopped me from walking, taking my shoulders.
"I hate you, un"
" I love you too, Deidara" He said as he grabbed my chin and pushed me into a kiss.