9 Months, already
I can't stand for this, I'm tired, and plus, Madara is such an Idiot.
I can't do anything free, cause 'it can cause so danger for the baby'… hmp, stupid… He still call me 'DeiDei-chan', and I hate the '-chan' thingie, I'm not a girl!! Well, at least not from my voice and body…
"DEIDEI!! WE'RE ARE YOU!?"
Shit, why can't I have some time ALONE, A-L-O-N-E!!????
"Oh, there you are, why are you still writing things on that thing??"
"It's not a thing!!!! IT'S A DIARY!!! DAMN IT!! I HAVE TOLD YOU 6,854,790,246,156,001 TIMES THAT IS A DIARY!!! SHIT!!! UN!!"
"Ohoho, Dei, How many time have I told you that getting mad won't make anything good for the baby?"
"hmm…"
"Say it" *pervy face*
"the double…"
"No." *giggles*
"………triple…….."
"and you won a price!!"
"…UN??"
Madara glomp me as he gave me a big kiss………… BIG KISS……..XD
"Get of me, Mada, I'm tired, and MUCH MORE WITH YOU AROUND, UN!!"
"Well, We need to start packing"
"why?? Un?"
"Since you already have 9 complete pregnant months, we should take precautions, no one know when is the baby going to born!!"
" ….Right… I'm going right back, un."
I started, well, barely, walking towards 'our room'.
"W-Where are you going!! Deidara-senpai!!"
I stopped, so did Madara.
"How did you call me, un??" I asked without looking back.
"EEK!! S-sorry!!! I didn't know you didn't like me to say senpai!!
"No, I just… I have a lot that I don't hear that from you, especially from you, un...
" Don't worry, Deidara, If you like, I'll call you like that, instead of deidara-chan!"
I nodded, we both hug each other.
" heh…"
"Un??" I asked while hugging.
" You should make exercise more often, don't you think, deidara-senpai, you're so fat!" *giigles*
TOTAL BLACK AND SILENCE
"w-what happened??"
"Sir, You received an almost mortal blow on the head, so your 'wife' reported the hit to emergency, in this moments you are in the hospital. May I suggest that can your wife come in to explain what happened? Sir?"
"hmm… thanks… hum..."
"Call me Nurse, only like that"
"Thank you, lady Nurse, can my wife enter?"
"Sure, but please, convince her that when you two finish your meeting, she will have to go to 'Maternity' floor, so we can wait for birth labor"
"No problem, I'll convince her."
*smiles*
"LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMN IT, UN!! I'll BLOW ALL YOUR ASSES UP!! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CLAY!! UN!!"
"Please doctor, leave 'her' alone"
"ha, you heard him!! Un!!"
*door closes*
" What the hell where you thinking in calling me a SHE!!??? UN!!?????"
He will be dead man, Sure he will, un.
"Ok, Ok, Sorry Deidara-senpai, but, By the way, what where YOU thinking in almost kill me?"
Only two words. SHIT, UN.
" Eh-Eh, Eto… Wasn't my fault a-at all, un!"
"Ah, Dei, Why do you say that it wasn't your fault, you were the one who almost kill me!!"
" You were the motherfucking person who said that I should make some exercise!! Hmp!!"
" I was playing! And you know I was!!"
"Baka"
"What?"
"BA-KA"
"WWWHHHAAAATTT??"
"FUCK!! BAKA!! IDIOT!! STUPID!! ASSHOLE!!!! DAMN HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"heh."
"What are you laughing at, that's true, you're a fucking stupid homo!! Un!!"
" Look who is saying it, The straight, blondie guy"
" Yes!! I'm a straight blond, AND, UN??"
" Pregnant??"
"Shit, un…"
"Come here, Deidara-senpai-chan!!"
"SHIT, DON'T CALL ME A SHE!! UUUUN!!"
" But you want to call you senpai, don't you!?"
"Hm, yes, and"
"Nothing, If you want me to call you senpai, I'll have to call you a She too" *giggles*
" Fine, un"