Sorry I haven't updated in AGES!!! My laptops charger was dead!

But I'M BACK BABY! We have wrote TWO more chapters! And they will both be published soon!

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Until then... enjoy! This is based on a real life experiance. Apart from it was with a coffee and a cup of tea!

2 - Coffee Crisis

Bella
"Good morning Belly!," cried Emmett as he flung his arm around my shoulder. I yelped and jumped, nearly dropping mine and Edward's coffee. Emmett may have been big, but he was sneaky. "Did I scare you?"
"No, you just made me jump."
"That's something Eddie would say, I swear you're becoming more and more like him everyday," Emmett whined as I untangled myself from his arm.
"Is that a bad thing?"
"Defiantly, who'd wanna be like that? He's just a cranky old man-child who's pissed off at the world because he can't have what he wants. Are you a cranky old man-child who's pissed off at the world because you can't have something?," he rambles.
Yes, kinda. Almost. Geesh, am I? "Yes. I suppose I am," I murmured. I wanted Edward, so I supposed that he was right, in a way.
"Ok, let me rephrase that. Are you a cranky old man-child who's pissed off because he can't do the thing he wants and probably hasn't gotten off in months?," Emmett asked, raising an eyebrow at me. *I can fix that* I thought to myself. I suddenly thought of all the things I could do to him to and my panties got very wet.
"I swear if it's the last thing I do, I will understand what goes on in that brain," I retorted with a small laugh shaking the naughty thoughts out of my head as I pressed the button for the elevator.
"I don't think you ever will. I don't think you'd want to. There's many things that you would love to know, and even more things you'd kill not to know. So if you ever knew how my brain works, you'd probably go insane," Emmett informed me as he nodded his head wisely.
I grinned at him. "I'm sure that if I knew what you think about, I'd probably want to kill myself. But until that day, I thank God it's a mystery."
"Good bye Belly," Emmett said with a chesure cat smile as the elevator doors opened.
"Good bye Emmie," I taunted him and his smile dropped.
"Remind me to kill Jasper."
I stepped into the elevator and waved at him quickly before the doors shut and carried me to the 18th floor. I walked along the empty corridor to Edward's office and placed my coffee on my desk as I passed. I knocked on the door first, just in case anything that I could go to my grave with out seeing was in there. Like maybe Edward and Jessica going at it like bunnies on his desk. I doubted it, but there was a small possibility it could happen. But, I'd never seen him with a girl - or a guy - inside or outside of work, apart from as friends. I was extremely surprised now I realised that I'd never even seen him look at a girl in any sexual way. Or a guy for that matter either. Maybe he was a celabisit. I thought of his tight little ass. *yeah right*
"Come in," Edward called in his usual husky, sexy, compelling voice.
I opened the door and saw Edward sat behind his desk working on a report. He looked up at me as I entered and smiled crookedly at me.
"Good morning Bella," he said cheerfully.
It is now. "Good morning Edward," I replied. "What time do you get in? Seriously, do you not sleep or something?"
"If you ever drag your butt in here early enough you're find out."
"I need my beauty sleep," I answered, poking my tongue out at him as I walked over to his desk and placed his honey mocca coffee on his cluttered desk.
"Didn't get much last night did you?," Edward said cheekily with a large, michievious grin.
I frowned at him, jutting out my bottom lip.
"Not helping your case Bells. You look like my grandmother, and she's been dead for years." he laughed
I gasped and then picked up his coffee again, taking off the lid at the same time. Coffee was one of the things it seemed he couldn't live without. Ruining the coffee for him would be the perfect form of revenge. I could see by the look in Edward's eyes that he knew I was going to 'contaminate' his coffee.
"You wouldn't..."
I ran my tongue around the rim of the cup, replaced the lid and handed it back to him. He didn't look angry, just in shock. "Enjoy," I said then left his room before bursting out into fits off giggles when I heard Edward whimpering "my precious coffee..."
Edward
Was it wrong that after seeing her lick my coffee cup I was horribly and cruelly aroused? I couldn't help it, but the entire since she'd done that, all I could do was imagine her licking... something... else. I didn't think she knew that the things she did effected me so badly. Seeing her eat, drink, talk, lick her lips, bite her full bottom lip, anything that involved her hot wet mouth automatically gave me the same images that I had now. Not to mention a raging hard on. Anything she did, my mind could change it into something sexual that she could be doing to me or I could be doing to. I hated it. I hated the fact she had to have this power over me, like I was nothing without her. It was times like this that I wondered if it would have been the same if I hadn't known her when I was younger. But, of course, this was Bella, it would be exactly the same.
As I tried to finish the reports I'd been working so hard to finish before lunch, I found I couldn't concentrate. It had been three hours since she had licked the coffee cup, and I could still feel my erection battling the restraints, begging for release. I needed to get her off of my mind.
I tried, I really did. I sat working for another hour with such luck. My mind had many suggestions.
Then get revenge for making you feel this way...
Call her into your office and have her for lunch!...
Fuck her...
Fuck her til her legs fall off...
Fuck her more!...
Did I mention Fuck her?...
Get even...
So many suggestions, all of them very tempting. Especially thinking about having her for lunch... That would be the best lunch I'd ever have. But I decided that the most fun I could have that I could get away with was revenge. This is gonna be fun...
Bella
I sat and worked for four hours straight on the presentation that Edward had asked me to do yesterday, planning to finish it then go to lunch, so I was working as hard as I could when Edward's door opened.
"Bella, I'm going to get myself a coffee, can I get you one?," He asked me politely.
"I'm your secretary, let me to get you your drink," I insisted, rising from my seat, but Edward placed both hands on my shoulders and pushed me back into my seat.
"I insist I get the coffee, you need to work on this anyway," he said, gesturing to the presentation.
"Ok, thank you..."
Edward walked away down the hallway, I couldn't help but watch him. He looked perfect in his suit and I couldn't help it. It was instinct.
He returned several minutes later with to mugs of coffee and handed one to me with a smile before starting walking away to his office. I took a sip and Edward grinned.
"I spat in that."
I spat the coffee back into the cup and glared at him. "Jackass."
"Pay back," He retorted and walked into his office, while I watched him and his gorgeous ass go. I found it hard to be angry with him when he was so hot, but I could try. Or at least pretend.
"I hate you!," I yelled.
"Love you to Bells."
God he was hard to live with. "You're just a cranky old man-child who's pissed off because he can't do the thing he wants and probably hasn't had sex in months!"
"Sure, what ever you say. You know you just want me for yourself," he teased, poking his head out of the door of his office. "You can't deny it. I know you wouldn't say no if I said I wanted to bend you over my desk and fuck you right now." he said with a smirk.
Oh crap.. How did he know? I couldn't even lie!
"What ever Eddie-kins, what ever..." *somebody help me* I thought as I tried my best to get back to work and not focus on the image of my bent over Edwards desk while he fucked me hard. It wasn't working. *shit* I thought *I'm fucked*

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