Emmett and Renesmee heart to heart 3-The jokers.

Once again.. Emmett is left alone with Renesmee. "Hey, you" Emmett says pointing to Renesmee, smiling.

"What?" She rolled her eyes.

"Wanna play a game?" He said, with a blank expression on his face,

"Seriously, a game.. Unc Em, how old are you?" Renesmee laughed.

"Oh come on.. you know im a kid at heart.." Emmett tried to sound as if he was insulted at what Renesmee had said, but he failed and laughed.

"Ugh, fine we'll play a game.. what game Unc Em?" She said, putting her book down beside her.

"How about, the word game?" Emmett said, trying to find something that might interest Renesmee more.

"What scrabble? No, thank you." Renesmee said sighing.

"No not scrabble, have your mom and dad never played the word game with you?" Emmett said in dis-belief.

"Obviously not..." She said pointedly.

"Oh. My. Gosh." Emmett said, flapping his hands.

"Haha, you are not a teenage girl... Well I hope your not." She laughed.

Emmett got up and started walking like he was walking along the catwalk. "I think I make a pretty little girl. Don't you?" He said in a high pitch voice.

Renesmee was rolling on the chair, laughing. "Oh yes, absolutley Uncle Emwer."

"Uncle Emwer.. I like it.. I could so be a girl." He said laughing.
Renesmee picked up a teddy bear that was beside her and threw it at him. He leaped and screamed like a little girl.

Renesmee raised her eyebrows. "Scared of Teddys now, are we?"

Emmett was sitting against the wall, looking petrified. "I.. I... no..." He said squeakily.

Renesmee looked at her uncle and saw the actual fear in his eyes. "Unc Em, It's only a stuffed toy." She picked it up and walked towards him.

"I..I.." Emmett cowarded behind his arms as she came nearer.

"I asure you it can't harm you." She sat next to him, the teddy clutched in her hand.

"Take it away from me... the memories.. arghhh." He said a tear actually fell down his cheek.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you... But really it's just some material with white fluffy fillings." She squeezed the bear to show it was soft.
"The eyes, They're watching me.." He said sinking lower to the floor.

Renesmee looked at her uncle a little scared. "Uncle Emmett, your scaring me." she threw the teddy up on the chair.

Emmett Jumped up and started laughing. "Only joking."

"Not funny" Renesmee jumped up and started hitting her uncle.

Emmett laughed falling down onto the floor. "Oh but it was, it was."

"No." She hit him again. "It" She had tears coming down her face. "Wasn't"

Emmett realised he had actually scared his neice and pulled her into a hug. "I'm sorry, I was just joking around."

Renesmee sobbed into his chest, saying nothing.

"I really am sorry." Emmett bretahed out slowly.

Renesmee hit her uncle once and jumped out of his arms. "Haha, I fooled you."

Emmett eyes open wide and he laughed. "You cheeky little bugger."

She laughed, as he reached out to grab her. "Come and get me." She shouted, running away.

"Come here, you little bugger." He shouted after her, jumping up and chasing her.

The others walked in back from their day out at work and shopping. They heard laughter and the soft patters of two people running.

"Hey?" Edward called out.

Emmett caught Renesmee around the waist, as they got to the door. "Oh, hey" Emmett said smiling at everyone, releasing Renesmee.

"Whats going on?" Bella raised her eyebrows.

"Well, I threw my teddy, Theodore at Uncle Em, and he screamed like a little girl." She laughed.

Emmett threw her a dirty look. "I was just joking, she got me back though."

Everyone laughed and Jasper asked. "How you get him back, Ness?"

"I pretened he had scared me out of his wits, and then I jumped up and ran away.. and that why he was chasing me." Renesmee said chuckling.

Everyone walked into the lounge with smiles on their faces.

"So a good day?" Alice and Esme asked at the same time.

Emmett and Renesmee nodded. "Yup"

While everyone was laughing. Jacob walked in naked, "Hey, guys. Whats so funny?"

Everyone looked at him and laughed harder. "What?" he said looking down. "Oh... I have got to stop doing this..." He laughed with them, turning around to go fetch his clothes.

The End.

Woot-Ima-Fish: Haha... Yeah so tell me what you thought.. Lol

Teddy bears... Haha... Thanks miss-awesome for giving me that idea. =D

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