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Emmett and Renesmee Heart to Heart 6 – The storys! How I met my love...

Emmett and Renesmee were alone in the garden, talking peacefully to one another.

"Ness, you will tell me your secret one day, right?" Emmett said, almost as if he was pleading to her.

"Oh I will unc, but if you carry on about it, you won't be alive for me to." She smiled sweet and Innocent.

"I-I- nah your to much of a wimp." Emmett chuckled.

Renesmee gave him the evils and jumped up, making her way to leave. "Humph"

Emmett grabbed her wrist. "Sit down, little wimp." He said, but after noticing she was a tad peeved off, he said. "Would you like to hear how I met your Auntie Rose? I know you like the story."

She flashed her brilliant smile, "Do go on."

He smiled back. "It all started when i was human." He sighed. "I hunted quite a bit, not with these." He flashed his sharp teeth. "But with a shot-gun"

Renesmee shifted her weight, listening with more interest than she usually did, as she wanted to take it all in this time.

"I remember I must have killed about 8 bears one time." He boasted. "I was the man."

She laughed. "Yeah your the bomb."

He smiled, continuing. "Well one time when I was hunting a rather fierce bear, I felt the presence of another."

"Auntie Rose of course." Renesmee smiled.

"Shush, I'm telling this story." He grinned. "Ok, so I felt a presence of another, and as I am or was, I felt like showing of for my company." He stood up.

Renesmee lay back on the grass as to get a better view of her uncle.

"I completely forgot I had a gun, and swiped my fist into the bears stomach." He made a punching motion. "and kicked him right where it hurts." He kicked the air.

Renesmee had the same scared expression she wore every time she heard this story.

"Then the bear swiped back knocking me to the ground." He buckled over onto the floor. "I fought back as best as I could, still forgetting I had a gun only inches away." He pretended to reach out.

Emmett sat up, looking to see what Renesmee's expression was. Satified with her expression he carried on.

"Just as I thought I was gonna die, you know become brown bread." He pretended to sizzle. Renesmee laughed.

"I felt these tender hands wrap around my body." He wrapped his arms around himself. "They lifted me up, and I heard an angels voice say, 'Your going to be ok, I will help you'." He felt his eyes widened as he remember that day.

"i remember being rushed through trees at a great speed, I thought I was dead.. like I had woken up in a whole other world." He looked around, as too say it was all so different. "I opened my eyes and saw a great, big white house." He gestured to the house.

Renesmee looked at the house and imagined all the great memories she had heard about it. "Please go on." She urged her uncle, who was staring at the house.

"Right sorry" He shook his head and carried on. "The door flew open a slender figure walked out, with the same angelic type voice as the angel that had carried me here saying, 'Rosalie, what is wrong? Who this man? Why do you have such a handsome, human man in your arms?'" He gestured at his face.

"That's not in the story, Gran Esme never said you were a handsome man." She smiled.

"Yeah well I am." He grinned. "Now let me continue, Where was I? Ok, so The other angel had walked out and spoken."

Renesmee shifted her weight again.

"I was carried inside, a blond guy walked over, looking down at me." He looked downwards. "He said 'Son, would you like me to take the pain away from you'." He looked up again. "I had nodded in reply, The blond guy took me in his arms walking over to a couch and laying me onto it." He lay down onto the ground. "'My name is Carlisle Cullen, are you sure you would like another go at living?' He had said softly, leaning down to me." He smiled. "I again nodded, Please?" He looked at Renesmee.

"Next thing I knew he was leaning closer to my neck, he whispered in my ear, 'It will be ok'." He sighed as he remembered. "Then all of a sudden it was like a fire had rose up in my throat, soaring it way throughout my body." He clutched his hand to his heart.

"The pain was un-bearable, I screamed and screamed, it hurt so much." He screamed a mighty roar of a scream.

Renesmee jumped a little at the sound.

"The pain was starting to die down, I was able to hear again, things were a little louder than usual, as if the voices were sitting in my ear." He clutched his hands over his ears. "It was the first angels voice saying, 'How much longer?'" He sighed as he remembered. "My eyes had flew open and I was able to move my hands again." He put his hands up, wiggling his fingers. "I kicked out my foot, placing it to the ground." He bashed his foot on the ground. "A figure, a perfect figure, walked to me." he smiled. "I stopped every movement noticing the beauty of the women in front of me." he blinked.

"Then I noticed I could see and hear as perfect as possible." he blinked again.

"The angel, had gotten onto her knees, her hand reaching for my face." he touched his hand to his cheek. "her hand wasn't as cold as it was before." he sat up again.

"The angel spoke, her hand still on my cheek 'I am Rosalie, are you ok?'" He moved his hand from his cheek. "I replied, 'I-I- everything seems so un-real, like different'." He was looking around again.

"Rosalie had leaned closer to me, 'you are not human anymore, you are like me, a vampire' she had whispered softly." His eyes opened wider. "'I'm a what? A vampire? This has to be a dream'. I had gasped." He gasped a little to dramatically. Making Renesmee jump again.

"Her hand was on my cheek again, 'My love this is not a dream this is real, if it wasn't real I wouldn't be able to do this', she had leaned in and was kissing me, like I had never been kissed before." He smiled a cheesy grin. "i was shocked at first, but as days, weeks, and months went past I got used to the fact of being a vampire, having a beautiful Girlfriend – who soon after became my wife, a loving brother – your father, a caring mother and a loyal father." He ginned.

"I really do like that story." Renesmee smiled. "Kind of wish it had a little bit more humour in it, though."

Emmett smiled. "Want to hear a joke then?"

"Ok, go tell me a joke." She shifted her weight, yet, again.

"Ok, ok, a man walked in a bar..." He started.

Renesmee sighed. "Not this joke.. it is so old, Yeah he walked into a bar, OUCH!."

Emmett smiled,"no this is a new one."

"oh, tell me then." Renesmee smiled.

"Ok, so a man walks into a bar, and sits down." He flashed a smile. "He started eating some of the free peanuts, until he heard a little voice coming from the peanut bowl saying 'You look nice to day sir' 'lovely tie, matches your eyes.' he looked up at the bar man shocked and said 'Did the peanuts talk to me?' The barman said 'Yes they are complimentary.'" Emmett laughed.

Renesmee laughed softly, abruptly coming to a stop. "Dry, unc, Dry"

Emmett's laughed faded. As Jacob came up to them, followed by Alice and Jasper.

With a little giggle Renesmee worked her magic and The guys all apeared naked.

"WTF?" they all said looking down.

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