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I'm SO Sorry!

Sonny's little… sister? On my show? What've I gotten myself into? About ten minutes later on the set of the Falls, little miss 'I can sword fight too!' walked in. She was dressed in the Falls uniform and she had a sheathed sword in her hand. My hairstylist pulled her into a chair and after about five minutes she was wearing a wig styled to look like Portlyn's hair.

"So how's this gonna work? Who's supposed to win?" She tilted her head to the side like a confused puppy. She looked enough like Portlyn to pass as her during the fight scenes.

"Mackenzie wins," I said like it was obvious. Well, it was obvious! Mackenzie always wins. We were about to walk over to the set to practice before we filmed when the director decided to film the close up shots of Portlyn first. Joy handed Portlyn her sword (which Joy calls 'Feather Dust' because it's extremely light compared to most swords) and sat down next to me. We were chatting for a little while. I really liked her but in a totally almost brother and sister type way.

"I'm hungry. Wanna get something to eat? I would go by myself, but to tell you the truth I walked into the cafeteria by accident earlier," she said with a guilty smile on her face.

"Sure," I said with a slight laugh, "So, if Sonny's from Wisconsin, how are you from New York?"

"No, no, you misunderstood me. I'm not from New York, that's just where I was before I came here. Since Sonny got to come here to Hollywood, I convinced my Mom to let me go to a camp that allows kids to stay year-round if they want. That's where I learned sword fighting. It's an actual Camp Half-Blood like in that book Percy Jackson and the Olympians the Lightning Thief. It's got everything like in the books except Pegasus flying of course. It's dangerous, very dangerous, but I'm one of the top fighters in the camp! My team always wins capture the flag! You should come sometime!"

"And risk messing up my face and my hair? Well… maybe some other time… here's the cafeteria."

We walked in to see a lot of people there including… no way… Sonny and some… guy! When she looked at me her smile turned sour, but then her eyes found Joy, who was standing next to me, and she smiled again. Joy smiled back politely, but I got the weird feeling that she didn't mean it. We walked over to her and that… guy.

"Jake, this is my sister Joy and my… friend Chad," Sonny said.

"Nice to meet you," Jake said shaking both mine and Joy's hands.

"I gotta go, kay honey?" Sonny said to Jake.

"Yeah, I'll see you later!" He said waving to her as she walked out. He made to walk out, and I don't know why, but I stopped him.

"Listen," I said without thinking, "If you hurt her, you're gonna be sorry."

You'll never guess what he did next. He laughed at me! I wanted to punch him but I knew better then to start a fight.

"What? Is a pretty boy like you going to beat me up if I mess with little Sonny?" he sneered.

"Dude you don't know what I can do!" I said, crossing my arms over my chest.

Then Joy chimed in.

"Ya know what dude? Chad's right! If you mess with my sister you're gonna pay for it. Big time."

"Oh, good, I have a pretty boy and a ten year old girl after me. Whatever shall I do?" He said.

"I'm thirteen! Thir-teen!" Joy shouted at him, "And Chad is no…" She turned to me with a look of guilt on her face.

"You are kind of a pretty boy," She said biting her lip.

"I am not!" I yelled, "and I could beat you up if I wanted to!"

"Yeah! He can fight with a sword!" Joy said with her hands on her hips, "I can too!"

"Let me see, then," he said with a smirk. I bet he thought we were lying and he had just cornered us. Joy grabbed my right arm and pulled my sleeve up to look at my watch.

"You could've asked 'what time is it'," I said pulling my arm out of her grip and pulling my sleeve down.

"Yeah, but that would've meant waiting for you to pull up your sleeve, look at your watch, and tell me what time it is," she said crossing her arms.

"So looking at my watch yourself was faster?" I asked.

"Well-my-I- it was my ADHD okay!?"

"Whatever!" I said, "look, Jake, we can prove it to you if you come with us to the Falls."

"Cool!" he said and he followed me and Joy to the set of the Falls. When we got there we found that Portlyn was done and everyone was waiting for me and Joy. Joy picked up Feather Dust and unsheathed it. The sword was surprisingly made of bronze instead of… well whatever swords were usually made out of. I picked up my sword which was silvery in color so I assumed it was made of steel or something. We got into the positions we were supposed to start the fight in. We started fighting, mostly just one person swinging their blade and the other blocking it. At one point Joy did this really cool move where she ducked down as I swung my sword horizontally and then hit the base of my blade so hard with her sword that it knocked my sword right out of my hand. I hoped she still remembered that I was supposed to win this fight. I dove for my sword and grabbed it just in time to block her blade from swiping across my chest. Using my sword I pushed her back so hard she fell against a fake tree. She stood up and swiped at me again but this time I wasn't ready for her. This is the part where my director gets to say 'I told you so' because he warned me that I shouldn't be using real swords to fight. I forgot to block my right side this time and the sword hit right in the middle of my upper arm. The searing pain was almost too much for me to bear, but I stayed in character. My left hand was closed around my right arm and my right arm wielded my sword. It hurt like crazy but I still manage to fight Joy a little more and finally disarmed her (in reality she pretty much let go of the sword so I could knock it out of her hand.) After the scene finished, Joy ran out of the room and streaked down the hall.

"Stay!" she commanded before she ran out the door.

"Dude, are you okay?"

I looked over and Jake was walking towards me with a worried look on his face.

"Yeah I-I'm fine," I said. I took my left hand off my arm to see it covered in blood, which made me nauseous. I can't look at my own blood. I can look at other people's blood, but not mine. I looked at my right arm an almost fainted. My clothes were slowly soaking up the blood and the gash in my arm was almost down to my bone.

Joy jogged in, grabbed my left wrist, and pulled me into my dressing room. She pulled me right into a chair and grabbed my right arm, pushed my sleeve up, and pulled something out of her pocket.

"OW!"

"Sorry! I had to disinfect it!" she said. She pulled a bandage out of her pocket and wrapped it around my arm.

"Alright, so now you need to get changed out of those bloody clothes," Joy said.

"What are you, British?" I asked jokingly.

"Ha ha real funny," She said while searching through my closet. At this point I almost forgot that she was Sonny's sister and not mine. She pulled out a baby blue t-shirt and a pair of baggy jeans and threw them at me.

"Here, put these on," she said and she walked out of my dressing room and closed the door. After I got changed I opened the door and sure enough she was still waiting there. Joy walked back into my dressing kept walking until she found a mirror. She held it up and I saw myself. I had some blood on my face and my hair was all messed up.

Joy lightly pushed me back into the chair and set to work immediately on my hair. When she was done it looked… exactly how it usually does. I put my hand through my hair and it was really soft. Joy threw a moist rag onto my lap for me to wipe the blood of my face. I looked relatively normal compared to how I looked before. The only differences being that I wasn't in my Mackenzie Falls uniform and that you could see the bandage on my arm, which was getting very bloody at this point.

Sonny's POV

"Nico, have you seen Joy?"

"No, Sonny, I haven't seen her since before lunch."

"Any idea where she is?"

"Well I heard there was a sword fight in one of the scenes at Mackenzie Falls. If she heard about it you know she would be there."

"Okay thanks Nico, I'll try there."

Chad's POV

"I should probably change your bandage now, it's getting really bloody," Joy said.

"'K," I said and I held up my right arm. Joy took off the old bandage and threw it in the trash. She was about to pull the new bandage out of her pocket when Miss Sonshine came walking in.

"Hey Chad, have you seen J- Oh my gosh, what happened!?" Sonny's eyes fell straight on my arm, which was cut very deeply.

"I forgot to block my right side," I said in a casual tone. Her eyes flickered to Joy, who had been biting her lip nervously and had smiled guiltily when Sonny looked at her. Sonny sighed and walked over to me.

"Are you okay?" she asked. I could see the worry in her eyes. I looked at Joy who was watching the scene intently like it was the episode of her favorite show that she had been waiting all month for and something clicked. She wanted Sonny to notice my injury. She fixed my hair because she knew Sonny was going to be looking for her soon. And she wanted to take Jake out of the picture so that Sonny and I would have a moment. How did Joy know I liked her? I never told Joy… unless… maybe Sonny told Joy that she likes me…

"I almost cut down to your Humorous bone! Hmm." Joy said giggling slightly, "Maybe now you'll be funny!"

"Uh! I'm funny!" I said looking at Joy.

I turned to Sonny with disbelief written all over my face, "I'm funny right? Right?"

"Yeah, funny looking!" Sonny and Joy said at the same time. Then they burst out laughing. Joy finished bandaging my arm and then me, Sonny, and Joy all walked over to the cafeteria to pick up the lunch we never managed to get. We sat down at a table and chatted while we ate. After we finished I walked with Joy and Sonny over to the set of So Random! And that was where things went wrong… for Jake anyways…

Oooh, I wonder what happens! (Note: I may be the author but I have no idea where this story's going) Please read and review! Hope you liked it!