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Emmett and Renesmee have a heart to heart 8 – The bookstore...
Emmett was rolling around on the floor saying a low voice. "Bored, bored... Bored." Over and over again. After the seventh time Renesmee slammed her book shut, making the house rattle.
"SHUT UP!" she shouted at Emmett, throwing her book to the other chair and sitting down with her head in her hands.
Emmett thought this was a little drastic and got up at once. "Ness, I was only saying I was bored... You little drama queen." He said teasingly.
"I know, you're always bored... And I'm not five anymore." She said agitated.
Emmett knew something was bothering her; it couldn't just have been his annoyance. "What's wrong Ness?" He said in a soft soothing voice.
Renesmee looked up. "Mom and Dad won't buy me the next Harry Potter book..." She said in a sad quiet voice.
Emmett laughed silently. Renesmee gave him the evils. "It's not funny!"
"Sorry, sorry." He looked at his niece to show her he was sorry. "I'll buy you the book, ok?"
Renesmee's eyes lit up. "You will?"
"Yes" Emmett laughed his mighty roar of a laugh.
Renesmee smiled a bright smile. "Thank you!"
Emmett laughed, picking up Renesmee's book. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix? What kind of title is that?" He raised an eyebrow.
"You have to read the book the get it, the order of the phoenix is a group they made to fight against the dark lord... and the dark lord killed thousands of people including da... I've said too much, you should read the book." Renesmee said in a matter of fact tone.
"Reading isn't really my thing... So who is da? What's the rest of his name?" Emmett asked wanting to know, but not wanting to read any of the books.
"I can't say" Renesmee smiled trying to distract her uncle.
"Oh fine! You never tell me anything." He pretended to be upset. Realising he wouldn't get to know the answer no matter how many times he asked, he changed the subject."What book do I need to buy you?"
Renesmee smiled her bright smile again. "HPHBP, thank you."
"What's that? Sounds like a disease..." Emmett raised both his eyebrows and then lowered one of them.
"It's the next book silly." She looked at her uncle's confused expression and sighed. "How about I show you?"
Emmett brightened up. "Yeah, let's go for a drive!" He ran to the garage.
Renesmee followed suit. "To the bookstore."
"Ok, climb in my young lady." He said opening her door. Renesmee climbed into the car laughing at her uncle.
"You know where the book shop is?" She said in a sarcastic voice.
Emmett faked a laugh. "Ha ha ha very funny, just put your seat belt on." He turned the key in the ignition and backed out of the garage, pulling a u-turn and driving as fast as he could up the drive way. "Yahoo!" He screamed as they turned left.
"Slow down, uncle. Grandpa Charlie, will stop you." She said loudly, as the car screeched to a halt at the lights.
"Ok, ok I'll slow down." He said drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. "Spoilsport." He said under his breath.
The lights changed to green and Emmet put his foot on the accelerator just the slightest bit, so he was going a reasonable speed.
"So where is this bookstore?" He asked Renesmee.
Renesmee sighed. "I knew you didn't know where it was." She sighed again. "Just turn left and go straight ahead."
Emmett turned left, following the road up until he reached the end. "This is the book store?" He asked looking out at the cabin type shop.
"Yeah... your point is?" Renesmee said getting out of the car.
Emmett chuckled. "Nothing just thought it would look a little cooler at least." He looked around. "But obviously not."
"Uncle you are a worry." She laughed softly, taking her uncle's arm and walking toward the big oak doors. "It's like heaven, isn't it?"
Emmett sighed. "Yeah totally." He laughed.
Walking through the doors, you could smell brand new books. "Mhmm heaven." Renesmee said as the smell of the books hit her.
Emmett sighed. "Just choose your book, and let's get out of here!" he said impatiently.
"Wait, I want to look around first." Renesmee twirled around, walking further into the shop. "Please?" She turned looking at her uncle with puppy dog eyes.
Emmett smiled. "I can't resist those puppy eyes, go on then." He walked further into the shop. Looking around he saw books, and more books. "Does this shop sell anything other than books?" He asked Renesmee.
"Err, no it's a book store, uncle." She answered raising an eyebrow.
"Fine, where's this book you want?" He asked her, wanting to get out of the shop as fast as he could.
Renesmee looked around, in big bold letters she saw. "HARRY POTTER' "Over here." She pointed at the sign.
Emmett's mouth dropped. "Really? A whole section just for Harry Potter?" He said in a none believing voice.
"No, the sign is just your imagination." She sighed. "Oh come on!" They walked over to the book self. Scanning the books Renesmee repeated herself. "Heaven"
Emmett smiled, knowing his niece was happy, brightened his day. "Come on, you Muppet." He said rushing her but nicely.
Renesmee traced the books with her finger softly. "This one." She slid the book out smoothly. "Thank you again" She said passing the book to her uncle.
Just then the door open and three gorgeous human boys walked in. Renesmee turned her head, their blood smelled divine. "Uncle, let's get out of here." She said grabbing her uncle's wrist.
Emmett breathed in, the smell went straight to his throat and he hissed. Grabbing his niece's hand, he pulled her to the front desk, placing the book onto the table as fast as he could without looking un-human. "Just this please." He said through clenched teeth.
The lady looked so scared she took the money slowly. "Thank you, for shopping with us." She said in a scared voice.
Renesmee tugged on her uncle's arm. "Come on, hurry up, let's leave."
"Thank you." Emmett said to the lady, smiling. Running out of the shop Emmett let go of Renesmee's hand and opened her door. Renesmee climbed in the car as fast as she could. Emmett rushed to the other side of the car, climbing in and pulling away from the book store so fast, renesmee fell to the floor in front of her seat.
"Sorry" Emmett said, pulling her back up to her seat.
Renesmee smiled. "It's ok. Let's get home." She looked outside. "It's getting dark."
Pulling into the drive way, Emmett noticed everybody was home. "Let's sneak in and scare them all." He said in a low voice so the others wouldn't hear.
They snuck through the door and tiptoed to the kitchen door. "Ok, 1" Emmett sniggered. "2... 3" They jumped through the door saying "BOO!"
Everyone but Alice and Edward jumped. "Jeez, you guys!" Bella slapped them both on the arm softly. Then she turned to Edward. "Why didn't you warn me?" She slapped him on the arm.
"I thought I would let them have their fun." Edward chuckled.
Jacob walked into the kitchen, looking around and placing his arm around Renesmee's shoulders. "What's happening?" He looked around at everyone's surprised look. "Oh come on, I'm wearing clothes this time." He looked down to double check.
"We know Jake, these two oh so funny vampires, made us jump." Bella said, looking at Emmett and Renesmee.
Jacob gave Emmett a high Five. "Classic, man classic." He chuckled.
"Glad you find it so amusing." She said looking irritated.
Jacob took a step back "Whoa, easy Bella, easy." He held up his hands.
Renesmee felt like the place needed some laughs. She clicked her fingers again and again. Emmett and Jacob appeared naked in front of everyone.
Now that everybody had gotten over the disgust. They all burst into laughter.
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