FC: Right. I completely forgot what happened. Can anyone remind me?

Kratos: I was bringing Colette over to the Noishe

FC: Right, so let's get back there

Kratos had a plan. He planned to abandon Colette in the woods. And he would tell the Noishe that he lost her or something like that. With some luck, the Noishe wouldn't look into it any further. "Colette, can you pick up some wood please?" Kratos asked. Colette, as a nice child who always does the chores that are given to her seriously, if clumsily, did so.

FC: You do know that isn't very fair play, right?

Kratos: No matter, at least I managed to save her

FC: You call abandoning her in the forest saving her?

Kratos: Well… relatively speaking.

FC: Whatever

That was all he needed Kratos ran away, back to his home, having the satisfaction of not sending his daughter to certain doom. But that was without counting on Colette's, what could under certain angles be considered as, luck. Not only did she get lost. But by getting lost, she found her way to the castle and into the rose garden. Then she went in.

Kratos: You cheater!

FC: If you can cheat, then so can I

Kratos: I'll make you pay for this

FC: Do you have any idea how many times you and your friends threatened me like that?

Kratos: seven times, including the times when we told you that we hate you.

FC: (sweatdrops) Ok, so you do have an idea. But that's beside the point. The point is, I am the author, and my word is law!

Kratos: (grumbles)

Back to the story

So, yeah, the cutie went in the castle. But it was deserted. Just like when her father arrived. Again, there was food. Again, there was a room with a "Cutie" sign on the door, thus clearly indicating which room Colette was to sleep in.

The next morning, when she woke up, there was still no sign of the Noishe, so she decided to clean up. After all, the entire place needed dusting, moping and altogether cleaning. It was obvious this was the house of a solitary male, even if the species of said male had yet to be confirmed. And so she went in the laundry and took a dust cloth, some water and a broom. Needless to talk about the chaos and destruction that that caused. What is worth talking about, though, is what happened after the mass destruction: The Noishe finally showed himself.

Yuan: Not only do I have to be a dog-

Genis: Protozoan

Yuan Whatever! My point is: Not only do I have to be one, but my home also gets destroyed. What do you have to say for yourself?

FC: Patience, my friend, patience

Yuan: One: I am NOT your friend. And two: patience till when???

FC: Just a bit more, ok?

Yuan: fine, whatever…

"You have destroyed half the place" the Noishe bellowed in his angry tone. "I am still in a bad mood because of my role, and you're not making it any better. I changed my mind. You are to go home!" he added with a couple more decibels than absolutely necessary. But Colette was hell bent on helping him out. So he had an idea. "I heard your family is poor." He snapped his fingers and a chest and a rehaird appeared in front of them. "Bring this home and don't ever come back!" he offered as a deal.

After a whole night's thought, she accepted, and so she arrived home with no difficulties (thanks to the rehaird's auto-pilot) and brought with her millions and millions of gald. Her father greeted her with tears of joy and her sisters with tears of envy (which they pretended were tears of joy). And once again, they were rich

Colette told everyone how it was over there. The beautiful house. The incredible gardens. How the Noishe was so discreet and rarely showed himself. And how he was so sweet, to keep insisting on doing the cleaning himself instead of letting her do it. At this point, Kratos, who knew what Colette's cleaning could do, understood the reason of her forced departure, but her sisters who never paid attention to what Colette did or didn't do, believed her and thought that the Noishe was a actually a kind person.

Yggdrasil: Why does she get everything?

FC: because I want her to

Yggdrasil: That's not fair!

FC: If you weren't a villain and if I wasn't cruel, you'd get stuff too

Yggdrasil: I'm gonna-

FC: No time for that. Back to the story

But one day, a week later to be precise, Colette started feeling sorry for the Noishe. All alone in his enormous castle. And so she decided to go back there and keep him company.

FC: end of chapter

Yggdrasil: I didn't even play a part in this chapter!

FC: I know, but you will in the next one

Yggdrasil: I don't like your smile.

FC: Nonsense. NEXT-

Yuan: I'm going to wait a bit, but you better keep your word or else…

FC: Yes, that's a good patient boy. NEXT-

Colette: Is the Noishe going to be happy in the end

FC: Yes. NEXT-

Noishe: bark! Bark!

FC: End of staff meeting!