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A Shoulder To Cry On

I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my phone ringing. Well actually it sounded like an alarm you would hear if you had to get out of the area before you were disintegrated because I changed my ringtone to alert me when Sonny calls.

I picked it up and heard, "Whaa waanaa ga wa!"

So I said the only logical thing: "Sonny what in the world are you saying?"

"Waanawa Ta-haw-ni!"

I forgot Tawni can understand crying-talk. I used my other phone to call Tawni.

"What do you want, Pooper? It's the middle of the night!"

"I need you to translate for me. I mean not for me, for Sonny. She called me and I can't understand a word she's saying."

"Fine, I'll do it, not for you, but for Sonny. What did she say?"

"she said something like: waa wanaa ga…?"

"She said 'Pineapple's incarnation as a dog'?" (mememe [anonymous reviewer] and LivinTheDream17)

"No, that doesn't sound right. Ummm… that's right she said ' Whaa waanaa ga wa!'"

"Sonny said 'Chad, I need to talk to you about what happened!' I have a feeling this is a private matter." And with that Tawni hung up.

I put that phone down and picked up the one Sonny was still waiting on.

"Sonny, please just calm down!" I said. Sonny was still crying into the phone, "Uh… Waah wana ga!"

Sonny sniffled and said, "Your pickle went on vacation to Mars?" (TeddyLuver)

Sonny and I both started laughing. When we calmed down I managed to ask what I had been meaning to ask.

"Sonny what's wrong?"

"I… I needed someone to talk to. Jake… he hurt me… a lot and I just needed someone who would understand everything that happened that day. Last night I-I was crying a lot too, but I couldn't think of anyone to talk to. Tonight… you just came to mind and I thought…"

Sonny didn't say anything for a few minutes. Correction: Sonny didn't say anything for a few agonizing minutes. I stayed on the line though because of a list I came across on the internet:

How to be a good boyfriend

Be protective, but not overprotective

Notice the little things, like when she gets a haircut, or wears her hair a different way

Make an effort to get along with her friends

Avoid fights, arguments, and disagreements with her friends!

Give her a pet name.

Make sure she always feels good about herself.

Compliment her often so that she knows that you're still interested in her.

Tell her she looks beautiful when she's clearly made an effort (especially for special functions like the prom).

Try to cheer her up when she's sad about little things

Bring her some of her favorite flowers.

Let her play with your hair, even if she's messing it up.

Don't let your friends pick on her

Kiss her on the forehead and on top of her head, especially when she is feeling down, and always say a simple 'I love you'.

When watching a movie, make sure you are sitting with her, especially if it's a scary movie!

When she is venting about something (whether it's about her life or about your relationship) don't turn it into something about you.

MAKE THE FIRST MOVE BECAUSE SHE'S EXPECTING YOU TO.

Answer her phone calls…and don't complain that she woke you up.

Notice the tiny details about her, if she mentions that she liked something and then 3 weeks later you remember she'll love it.

Play with her hair and hand.

Spoil her!

Be silly! [Most] girls will love a funny guy (unless they had a heart of stone). Be funny and silly. Play the game Truth with her or something and ask silly questions. Your boyfriend/girlfriend should also be your best friend...and most people goof off with their best friends! You shouldn't feel like you have to impress each other. Ever.

Make her feel safe and loved

My comments on that before I move on with that:

Easy enough.

If chicks like that I guess.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!

IMPOSSIBLE!

Easy!

Why would I want her to feel otherwise?

I guess…

Too late for the whole prom thing but if there is another special event that's easy enough.

I always try to… In my own way.

If only I knew what her favorite flowers were… I guess I'll go with roses until I find out.

! NOT POSSIBLE!

I guess… If I have to…

Kissing: okay 'I love you': Not so sure CDC does not say 'I love you'

Hmmm… I should try this!

Umm…. Oops?

WHY DO GIRLS HAVE TO BE SO HARD?

Well it's a little late for that!

Remembering tiny details? I'll have to take notes with my phone (yeah, I have a cool phone)

Interesting…

Easy! When you're CDC (and you're not) you can afford to spoil people.

What am I!? A Random!?

Easy! (I think)

Back to my story now. I like her! No, I love her! She needs to know! I was hoping this list would help. I suppose even things like dating have their own scientific method. (SciFiGeek14) Finally, Sonny said something, "Chad, you still there?"

"Yeah?"

"I don't want to go to the studio today. I can't show my face."

"Why? Sonshine, you did nothing wrong!" Pet name: Check! 21 more to go.

"…'Sonshine'?"

"What?"

"Why did you call me 'Sonshine'?"

"Um, it-I-I didn't."

Uh oh.

"Yeah you did."

"Yeah, well, Sonshine is my, uh, new nickname for you," I said sort of embarrassed.

"… I like it… Chad?"

Sonny sounded like she was starting to cry again.

"Yeah?"

"I need a shoulder to cry on."

"Don't you mean laugh?"

"No, Chad, to cry on."

I was completely flabbergasted. (luckyme123) I just tried to make her laugh and she ignored it! She must still be really upset. I grabbed my car keys and ran out the door in my t-shirt and sweat pants and rove to the un-sunny brunette who desperately needed my help.

So, how was it? Cool! Now, instead of talking to your computer, write a review so I can actually read it! Contest time!!!!! Chad needs a pet for my next chapter, so what I need you to do is to create a pet that you think best represents Chad. Kind of like a patronus if you've ever read the Harry Potter books. Full description and personality please! My favorite will be in the next chapter. Thanks for read!