Chapter- 2 lol i just noticed if i shorten the title it's- H2MTVMad (How To Make The Volturi Mad) lol. REVIEW!!
How to Annoy Jane and Alec Volturi
Every time when Jane shocks someone do your own sound effects.
Tell Alec that when he uses his power tell him what's happening, like he doesn't already know.
Stare at Jane for a long period of time. When she asks you what you're doing, say you're mimicking what she does when she tries her gift on Bella
Tell Alec that Alice has the hots for him, ignore him when he objects
When Jane begins to defend him and objects for him, tell her that she's just jealous
Ask Jane if she was jus going easy on Bella when she attacked in New Moon
When she says Yes, laugh and say she's going soft
Ask them both if they like being Aro's pets
Shine a flashlight at them both and when they don't sparkle call them phonies.
Tell them both that they aren't real vampires because they don't scare anyone.
A/n: WOOOHOOO!! Another chapter down!!! :P REVIEW!! If you Don't I'll go in my Emo Corner and Discontinue!!!!
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