How to make the Volturi Mad
Chapter 3: Felix and Demetri
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Enjoy!! Updated: 21-March-2010
1) Dance around them in little circles saying "I know something you don't know" and when they finally ask what say "I don't know... I thought you knew?"
2) When they say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
3) Make a movie about them in the style of a discovery channel documentary, 'this is the vampire in their natural habitat.... oh they spotted me...... and they don't look to happy.....'
4) Lock Felix and Demetri in a room full of livid Edward fans
5) Give Felix animal blood and blame it on Demetri
6) Walk in and start yelling about there not being any cookies
7) When ever they kill somebody give them a gold star
8) Bring them the crazy Edward fans and tell them that Felix and Demetri have Edward
9) Ask Felix to turn you into a vampire so you can join the Cullen's…. Not them
10) cover them in glitter telling them they need it, being fakes and all
11) Walk up to one of them as say 'So, do you both sparkle… everywhere?'
12) Sign them up for Counseling
13) Tell Demetri that Emmett is stronger than him
A/N: Sooo??? How'd you like it?!?! REVIEW
Next: Renata,Chelsea & Heidi ( Give me some ideas for these!)
3 Chapters left- OMG!!!
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~Red. 3