Chapter 4 of How to Make the Volturi Mad

Renata, Chelsea & Heidi

By: RedonTheHead00

Disclaimer: I sadly do NOT own Twilight or any of its characters….. I don't know why I even have to remind you all. :(

A/N: (21-March-2010) Hope you enjoy this chapter- REVIEW!

Invite a werewolf/shape shifter into the castle

Graffiti they're rooms

Go up to Heidi and say 'Why don't you bite me, Whore?'

Make an online fan club for Renata

Do the same for Chelsea

And Heidi too

Run around singing- The werewolves are coming, the werewolves are coming!

Run around singing- The Romanians are coming, the Romanians are coming!

Tell Renata in a British accent that she look like a very classy human in need of a tan

Tell Chelsea to bite you like she means it!

That's all I got for these three! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Next: Afton & Corin (Minor guards- give me some ideas for them!)

Peace & Love,

~Red.