Chapter 5 of How to Make the Volturi Mad

Afton & Corin

A/N: (21-March-2010) Wow I'm on a roll!! 3 chapters in one day!! Woo Hoo listening to The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls! Check out my other stories!!! Also check out my show on YouTube it's called the Dani and Sara Show by: Danirocks101 I'm the redhead! Lol Hope you enjoy this chapter!

Give Afton a pet werewolf on St. Marcus Day

If they ask if you want to join say only if they give you a purple cloak-thingy

Randomly jump on they're backs

Tape a bunch of secret admirer notes on the door of the room

Follow them not so silently all day

Tell Afton your not a stalker, but his carpet REALLY clashes with the paint on the walls

Ask Corin if he remembers last night and when asks what you mean, run away sobbing about ungrateful vampire lovers

Call Corin, Corny or Corny dog

Come up with cheesy puns about Afton's name like- 'Do you come here Afton?'

After telling one of the puns fall over laughing as though it was the funniest thing ever

Set up Corin on a blind date with an old lady, saying you were trying to get someone his own age

Photoshop a picture of you and Afton so he's right next to you

Then send that to him with a lock of your hair and a really crappy/cheesy poem claiming your love for him

A/N: Hope you liked that! My personal favorite was number 7 ha ha! Tell me your favorite when you REVIEW!

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Peace & Love,

~Red.