Chapter 6 of How to Make the Cullens Mad!
Gianna & Santiago
Follow one of them into the bathroom Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
Again follow one of them into a bathroom and Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks
Again follow them into the bathroom and Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.
When asked a question reply by saying- 'My resource to that answer is a wise man from Tibet, and he won't see me until the next full moon
Randomly announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" When ever they walk by
If Santiago brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Meow occasionally
Make explosion noises every time Gianna takes a step
Stare at your thumb and say to Santiago "I think it's getting larger; Do you think it's getting larger?!"
Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at Gianna and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Every time Santiago walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to Gianna. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that Gianna write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"
Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until Santiago gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
A/N: Haha! That's the end of that chapter! Lol hope you liked it! I really liked #1 I personally think #3 is nasty! But all well! Ha Ha- REVIEW!
Peace & Love,
~Red.
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