Chapter 7 of How to Make the Volturi Mad
Sulpicia & Athenodra- the wives
them a dog and say 'I've save you time by naming to for you- its' name it Dog.'
to everything they say with 'that's what he said.'
a few paces behind Athenodra, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol
loud beeping noises when Sulpicia backs up
not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
then what gender they are
then if they're trying to act like Rapunzel
Ask Athenodra mysterious questions and then scribble her answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles"
elaborate crop circles on the side of the castle
around screaming about aliens about to eat everyone's brain
all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge at Sulpicia's face
rather than walk, when they are around
the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
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