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"Kal!" I exclaimed, while wrapping me legs around her waist, and my arms around her neck.
"You have grown, you asshole!" I yelled, pissed off, since I haven't grown in 14 years. And well, she had stopped, then started again.
"I still missed you though, you tall ass!" I smiled at her, while clinging to her like a monkey. I looked over at Red's pissed off I'm-going-to-rip-you-to-shreds glare, stared at her blankly. Then I looked over to Melanthe's wide-eyed expression. I slowly climbed off Kal and looked her straight in the eye and said, " People could take this wrong, couldn't they?"
"Yeah, and they probably have. Just like in Ashland, Kaine; just like in Ashland." Kal responded with this I'm-laughing-at-you-inside-my-head type of tone. I blinked, then I blinked again. Then I randomly -well, no so randomly- started to burst out laughing. Melanthe, who of course wasn't used to how I was acted at the moment was freaked out. I grinned at Kal and hugged her again. Yeah I had missed her that much. And besides I like hugs. It just depends on the person really. Once I was done hugging her until she was gagging and wanting me off. Kal doesn't like long hugs all that much. Unlike me of course. Then of all dread things my headache for the blasted hang over came back. I groaned and held my head in my hands.
"What's the matter mom?" I heard Melanthe ask me. I winced as Kal laughed her little head off.
"She has a hangover young, naïve one." Kal chuckled. Her girl friend didn't look all that happy with the fact that Kal would let me be all over her like that. She was glaring at me, as if I had any sexual interest in Kal. I had no what so ever. I like men and their man-ness if you, get my drift.
" Kal," I heard this kinda stuck up snobby voice say , " babe, who is this-this little slut?" Red whined. I growled really deep within my throat. That way is sounded more intimidating otherwise it would sound like a wounded puppy. Which isn't very good when you wanted to be dangerous. This girl could be a typical Kal's girlfriend type. And if that is the case then I needed to not look weak at all. If I did, then… well, I would be what you would call a dead. Yeah, they would try to murder me. Since, for some odd reason, they think Kal and I are in some sort of relationship. Which we were not! Oh, well. This is another crazy one, eh? I was ready to jump on her and show her who was dominate female here, when Kal decided to infer before I ripped her throat out.
"Now, now! Val, we aren't together. She is just a good friend, not a good lay or anything. I promise!" Kal said quickly but sounded guilty, like she always does, even if it was true. I sighed and look over at Melanthe. I laughed at Kal, and told Melanthe to get her stuff.
"Listen; Val, was it?" I started and she sneered at me when I started talking, "I have no sexual interest in Kal in any form or way." I stated blandly, and daring her to question me. She snarled at me and then humphed, and looked at Kal with this pouty look on her face.
"Kal, this bitch is trying to take you away form me! and she is trying to attack me! Please protect me. Don't you care at all about my safety!" this Val character whined, while almost crying. I groaned. This was Kal's worst enemy: crying girls. But I know for a fact Kal would choose me over that bimbo. Kal started to stutter and try to cheer her up. That Val started to cry harder when Kal said she couldn't fight me.
" Listen I am not going to attack you, nor steal your girlfriend! got it?!" I yelled at her. Then suddenly got punched in the gut forcing myself to take a good wiff of bimbo here.
" you!" I roared while grabbing her hair, " You're that son of a bitch!" then I slammed her into the wall very well prepared to kill her in the most violent ways. Kal's eyes widened and Melanthe looked at me like what the hell are you doing.
" Uhh, mom what are you doing?" Melanthe questioned me. I looked at her quickly then looked back at Val.
" You should know, Melanthe, but I wouldn't blame you if you didn't. You were just a pup." I told her. While still holding this little bimbo by her hair. She whimpered and I growled at her.
"She was the one who was there, when at the clan's massacre Kal and Rei disappeared. She tried to take Melanthe from me." Kal's eyes widened incredibly and mouth became agape. Val's eyes widened in fear and she started to shake.
" I-I-I am so sorry, I was hired for that!" she squabbled and squirmed, "I didn't mean it against you. The boss wanted me to, and that is how I make my living." she was crying by now and I just laughed at her. I had an idea now.
"You will tell me how to get to this person, assassins code or not. You will, otherwise I will kill you." I grinned hugely while saying this to her. I noticed her face go pale and she gulped. I could tell she was debating with herself to tell me or not. I heard Kal walk up to us.
"Don't you dare kill my girlfriend!" she mumbled at me. Then Kal's eyes started to travel south-west toward the ground. I looked at her in disbelievingly. Why the hell would she take this assassin assholelic bitch.
" why the hell are you defending her- wait, how the hell did you two meet!" I snarled. She coughed, and I automatically knew she was going to tell me something she didn't want to tell me truthfully. But she would, since I am me, and Kal is Kal.
"She tried to…" Kal trailed off toward the end while scratching her nose. I growled at her while saying
"Tell me now, Kal, or else!" I ground out. I had a killer hangover, and well, I was not in the mood for this. And I wasn't the most patient of creatures- I wasn't that bad, but still, I wasn't patient, especially when I want to know something. She looked at me like, "Do I have to?" I lowered my eye lids and nodded slowly. She sighed, and I knew she gave up.
"She tried to kill me, that's how we met. Okay!?" she whined out. I looked at her then looked back at Val.
" Kal! I thought you would have much better taste in women now! I know you didn't then, but still! Anyway, that's hardly the point. She tried to kill me and you and Rei!" I screeched at her. I blinked and then added.
"Speaking of Rei, how is she?" I questioned. And everyone looked at me like I was this bi-polar freak. I was a freak, and I'm not bi-polar. My mind wanders and switches topics before people answer me. Not bi-polar at all and if someone says so…then I will crush their little skulls in. Kal didn't miss a beat since she was used to being around me even if I confused her to no end.
"No, I haven't, not since that night .Kaine." Kal told me she said my name slowly and I could tell she wasn't used to calling me by my name since we both have little pet names for each other her more so then I. I dropped my head in despair. I missed Rei no matter how annoying and well against more of the stuff Kal and I believed in she was still one of my best friends. I was still determinded to find her to. I just was taking a break since Melanthe needed a break form all the traveling.