Author's Note: Goodness, I truly epic fail at updating, but I had so many idea swimming around, and no idea which one to pick first! Here's a very short chapter to warm me up.
Warnings: Axel, and the fact this little drabble was all written in one sitting and only gone over once.
Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, we would have seen more of the characters in the Pride Lands. Since there's only those losers Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Pete, then KH has obviously been spared of my influence.
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Axel liked to believe he was in no way a stalker.
Sure, he might have been following Roxas the entire day, but really, did that make him a stalker? No, it just made him bored. And possibly horny. What cat wouldn't be horny watching Roxas' fuzzy little butt wiggle as he prepared to pounce on an innocent toy mouse? You know, besides straight toms, but they didn't count, since they weren't nearly as awesome or sexy as Axel.
Yes, indeed, Axel was not stalking Roxas when he was secretly following him through the apartment all day, and was constantly watching him. Stalkers were creepy, and no one thought creepers were hot. Except for their weird neighbor. But she was also creepy, and a sadist, so she didn't count.
"Aw, look at Roxas being all cute, Axel!" Sora, who's lap Axel was sitting in, cooed as he scratched the red-ish colored cat behind the ears. Axel did not need to be told to do this, since he was already enjoying the site of the small blond kitten playfully batting the toy mouse around the room.
"Sora!" The front door swung open and met the wall with a loud bang. It tried to fling itself back towards an angry looking Riku, but the silveret caught it before the wood could even get close to injuring his beautiful face. (Or so Riku thought. Axel just thought he looked like a drag queen.)
"Hey, Riku! You guys back from grocery shopping already? Man, I'm staved!" the brunet chirped happily as though his best friend wasn't looking as though he wanted to throttle him on spot.
"Sora, did you let Demyx play with Xion and Naminé while we were gone?!" the older college student hissed, and stalked over to the couch. Sora blinked up at him innocently, and Axel noticed with disappointment that Roxas had stopped playing and scurried off somewhere. He almost panicked until he spotted the blonde kitten's head poking out from behind the TV, and wide eyes watching Riku fearfully.
"Maybe. Why?" Sora responded to Riku's previous question and battered his eyelashes innocently. His question was answered with two kittens being plopped down gently on the couch. Axel smirked, in a manner so smug only a cat could pull it off, at the site of Xion and Naminé, both wearing pastel colored bows around their necks, and small claws painted to match. They gave him pouty glares through narrowed eyes when they noticed his amusement.
"Look what he did!" Riku snapped, but Axel's attention quickly faded from their conversation when Roxas wandered over. (He caught something about restraining orders, but really, who wants to listen to humans talk? They're boring. And hard to molest.)
"Why hello there," the cat purred, and was shot a displeased look but otherwise ignored by the blonde kitten.
"What did Demyx do to you?" Roxas asked his sisters, who jumped down from the couch to join him on the carpeted floor.
"You don't want to know, Roxas… You don't want to know," Xion shuddered, and tried to pull the large, baby blue bow off of her person. Naminé was suited with an equally large light pink bow, but didn't seem as disturbed by the experience.
"More importantly, let's talk about what I should do to you." Axel smirked and jumped down from Sora's lap while the humans carried on their argument. Roxas cringed, and shot him a ruffled look before scampering out of the living room.
"Stay away from me!" the blonde kitten hissed and darted into Sora's room. Axel grinned to himself in a very catty way indeed, and most certainly didn't stalk after him. He preferred the term "stealthily followed with possibly less than innocent intentions".
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A/N: Haha, this was originally going to be half as short, like only a few paragraphs long, but I got carried away. (What the Hell is this chapter supposed to be about anyway? Any theories?)
By the way, Riku might not think so, but Demyx is totally BFF with Xion and Naminé. (Speaking of Demyx, why does he have pastel colored bows and nail polish sitting around his apartment? And why didn't Zexion interfere with the capture and possible torture of two innocent kittens?)
Hurr hurr. Oh man, this story is so fun to write. I mean, come on, how can you resist kitties? And Axel being a creeper. Creeper Axel is pretty hard to resist.
Axel: Y HELO THAR
Roxas: O NOES RAEP
I wrote this while listening to the soundtrack to Persona 4. I don't know where Kairi is, but I imagine she's doing the grocery shopping while Riku skips out and runs home to his kitties. Don't ask. His Demyx senses were tingling.