Bottles of Blood
99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again.
"Alice stop that!" Edward cried
99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. "No"
99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again.
Four hours later:
99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again.
Edward was curled up in a ball in his room and Alice was still singing 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again.
"Argg I can't take it any more" and Edward ran out. Alice followed singing 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again.
When Edward and Alice came back she started singing out loud "99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again."
By then the whole family had started chasing Alice trying to make her stop singing 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. But no one succeeded.
"99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again. 99 bottles of blood on the wall, 99 bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, recycle it and it ends up on the wall again."
A/N This is a fairly cheap chapter but I did make up the song to annoy my friends. Please keep sending in ideas as I will end up writing most of them when I can be bothered. If you review I write faster but I will never hold back chapters.