Happy Alice

by lesbianational

Just a completely random set of one-shots between Alice and Edward. Pre Twilight. T because of stuff that isn't innocent

7. Bunnies of Doom

The Bunnies of Doom

Alice POV

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"Stop that Alice," Edward cried

Esme took one look at them and said, "It's the bunnies of doom again isn't it?"

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After all that Edward was curled up in a ball muttering about how the bunnies were out to get him.

He stayed like that for a few days as Alice continued to hop around him thinking her bunny chant- Bunnies, bunnies, hop hop, bunnies, bunnies of DOOM.

After a while Edwards self preservation instincts kicked in and he ran as fast as he possibly could away from Alice