Hey guy Thanks for comments guys. Hears the next chapter and- fang why are you still in iggy's arms?

Fang- * replies sulkily* It's comfortable

Iggy – Help me

Disclaimer- I don't own anything James Patterson owns which is pretty much everything.

Review of the week- -my friend reading over my shoulder- you know there is something seriously wrong with you?

-Me- um, well... here look at the pretty pen *holds up ordinary pen*

-Friend- 0_o ohhhhhhhh....

Fortune cookie for the week – An untimely bout of flatulence will interrupt your, or a person close to you, week.

Gazzy- So true...

Me – Guys tell me if fortune cookie comes true for you. Oh, and for the heads up there is brief nudity in this fic.

Nudge- *runs past* my eyes are burning...

Me- Well maybe not that brief.

Iggy's POV

Whoa. I thought as I saw Ella (no I did not get my sight miraculously restored, she was standing in front of a white wall). Nudge had finished picking out her outfit small shorts, leggings, and a skin tight striped top and wanted to show her off. I didn't know much about fashion but I did no one thing. Ella is HOT. Ok I know that's slightly perve-ish because she like, two years younger but um, I meant it in a purely platonic, non-interested brotherly way... ahem yeah.

"Ig, you're not concentrating, not the red wire the yellow one" Gazzy corrected.

"What, oh um right" I mumbled.

Gazzy frowned and pulled the mass of wires away from me.

"Listen, let's do something else. It's not safe to build a bomb when you're like this"

I snorted when it was ever safe to build a homemade bomb? When you're blind? Accompanied by nine years old?

"Ok, then what were you thinking of?" I asked

Gazzy's face split into a grin.

"How about a dare contest?"

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Max's POV

Oh. My. Gosh.

The house had gone CRAZY. And not normal crazy.

Fang was hunting down Angel who was pretending to be a pot-plant who Ella had just run past chasing Gazzy who was decked out in dress, high heels and bra (on the outside of the dress) who just crash into Iggy who was abseiling down the roof with his legs, arms AND wings tied up with a scarf that he had stole from Nudge who was dressed as a fashion-model-slash-hooker who had stuffed Total in her Paris-Hilton-like bag who was screaming out for help.

I sighed, half of me wanted to go out and join my mad family in with the fun but I knew that would lead to the untimely demise and destruction of my mum's house. So i followed my other half out into the garden to sort this mess out.

First fiascos first. I went over to Nudge and got Total out of her bag. He licked my face and I almost shoved him back in.

"Nudge, go get changed into real clothes" I ordered

"But Max-" She whined

"Move it Nudge, unless you want to sort out this mess" I said gesturing around the garden.

Needless to say she ran as fast as she could in heels to the house. That's my girl.

"Gazzy go get changed to and then give Ella her clothes back" I shouted over to him as I untied Iggy. He landed on the ground with and "Oof". Oops. Guess I should have untied his hand s and feet first. Ella came over to help untie him. I gave her a grateful grin.

Now I moved on to survey Fang and Angel. Fang may have ability to turn invisible but Angel could read his mind. Overall it was a deadly game of hide-and-seek.

One that I intended to end.

"Angel, front and centre" I yelled.

The plant she was hiding in quivered and then she leaped out of it ran behind my back.

At the same time Fang appeared and darted towards her and tried to make a grab for her.

Oh no he doesn't, I thought as I instinctively stepped in between him and Angel.

"Max" squeaked Angel as he lunged for her.

"Fang" I said frowning at him, as I put my hand on his shoulder to stop him.

"Max" he said persuasively, trying to get me to move.

"Don't Max me, Fang" I warned him "Go on Angel get back to the house before Fang gets loose".

Angel smiled and ran back to the house.

"This isn't over" Fang yelled after her.

"Oh yes it is" I said, but he was smiling so I knew he was alright.

"I can't believe you always give in to her' he said shaking his head.

"Um excuse me but who gave her a freaking dog?" I asked "anyway, what did she do that was so wrong?"

"Well she, I mean, um, oh never mind" He ,oh so clearly, explained.

I surveyed the garden, everyone was back inside, and there was storm clouds gathering.

"Come on we better get inside" I said starting to walk to the door.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. Fang.

"Max " He said quietly "I've got to tell you something".

He pushed me gently up against a tree. One of he's hand were on my arm the other on the trunk. He leaned in.

"Fang-" I started then I realized just how close he's face was to mine.

Fangs POV

I bent my head down lower to match max's height. Her eyes were locked onto mine. I leaned in…

"Oh my gawd"

Total's voice broke the silence.

"Were you guys just…I mean. Oh my gawd" He repeated

"No Total, we weren't…" Max tried to stop him.

"MAX ANF FANG WERE MAKING OUT" he yelled running inside. Great. I was going to kill that dog.

"Should of left him in the hand bag" Max muttered. I raised a quizzical eyebrow but she just shook her head.

"Come on , fang let's get inside" Max said pulling me towards the door.

I followed her reluctantly. Inside we were bombarded with questions.

"Were you guys.."

"Did you really.."

"You were making out? Fang you da man" yelled Iggy

"Shut it Iggy" I told him, glaring. He just smiled at me. I mentally hit myself, glaring at a blind guy, how stupid.

Suddenly Angel popped up around the corner. If she wanted to redeem herself she would tell them that-

"Max and fang weren't kissing" she said, instantly the flock found something better to do.

I mean who wouldn't believe a mind reading 7 year old ? hands up anyone? I thought not.

I scuffed up her hair as I went past her, she smiled angelically at me. Sometimes that kid really was an angel. Other times…

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Gazzy's POV

"Ok let's step this game up to the next level" Iggy said taking a seat on the couch.

"But you heard Max, No more mucking about" I said in a perfect imitation of Max's voice. We both laughed.

"So what something more dangerous?" I asked

"I dunno that last one was pretty risky, I could broken something" Iggy said

"YOU reckon YOURS was risky? I could of been decapitated, Ella had this weird gleam in her eye" I said.

"Well she is Max half-sister" Iggy smiled.

"I got one! " I exclaimed getting an inspiration "You up for it?"

"I'm up for anything" he said curiously.

"I dare you" I paused dramatically "To kiss Max"

"WHAT?!! You mean just on the cheek right?" He asked shocked

"Na-ah, a full blown, make out!!" I taunted exitedly.

"No way, fang will kill me!!" He protested.

"I know wont it be excellent?" I said happily, then saw Iggy's worried face "I mean, nah he won't it's just a dare".

"Fine then, but first you have to do my dare, go running around the house once... "

I frowned unsure where Iggy was going with this.

"Naked" he finished sitting back smugly.

"But it's raining outside" I protested.

"Yeah because that's all you need to worry about" He laughed.

I pulled myself together, there was no way I was letting Iggy win this contest.

"I'll do it"

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Iggy's POV

I can't believe Gazzy was going through with this, I thought as he walked outside wrapped in a bath robe. I was laughing my head off.

"Look away" Gazzy mumbled preparing to take off his robe.

"Gazzy, don't be a wimp, I'm blind" I said laughing.

I heard him take off his bath robe.

"Exactly how I told you Gazzy" I said closing the door and moving to an open window.

"Alright, and Iggy, no videotaping" he shouted and ran off.

"Of course not" I said, the video camera already in my hand.

Max's POV

Iggy ran passed me almost boulded me over as went across to the kitchen. Nudge and Angel were at the window. I looked out the window through the rain.

"THE ERAESERS TOOK MY CLOTHES" I heard Gazzy shout from outside.

Then I saw him. Pirouetting past the window. Naked.

Iggy was almost crying with laughter as Gazzy twirled over past the next window were Ella and Total were.

"look everybody, I have a better fashion sense then Nudge" Gazzy yelled.

Total put his paws over Ella's eyes.

"We have to take our clothes off, we have to take our clothes off, to have a good time, a good time" Gazzy sang as he finished his lap of glory.

He burst inside, thankfully wearing a sodden bath robe.

"Gazzy" I said trying not to laugh " I'm not even going to ask, but please go and put some clothes on".

I heard him cackling manically as he ran up to the bath room.

"Was it just me or did I just see Gazzy-?" Fang said coming down stairs.

We all nodded.

"And you can see it again" laughed Iggy holding up the video camera.

"I can't believe he actually did it" he laughed going up stairs, then he realized something and gulped "crap" he said. And went up stairs.

Up there I could here Gazzy laughing evilly.

What the?

Fang- don't even think about it Iggy, or i will tear you to shreds.

Iggy- That might be more threatening if you were nt in my arms

Fang- *whimpers* Don't judge me.

Me- R&R