Me –cries- ALL MY REVIERS ARE DYING!
Fang- What?
Me- My reviewers keep saying that there dying from laughter!
Fang- wait, isn't that a good thing?
Me- THEIR DYING! IT'S A TERRIBLE THING, YOU HEARTLESS PERSON – wacks Fang repeatedly with Spanish dictionary-
Fang- A Spanish dictionary? Ow, stop that.
Random person- Everything is sexy when you say it in Spanish!
Fang- who was that?
Me- My friend Molly, Last month we had an epiphany that everything is sexy when it's said in Spanish.
Fang- soy todavía en los armamentos de Iggy y en secreto, yo lo quiero.
Me & Iggy- drools-
Disclaimer- Yo me puse el trabajo no propio de James a Patterson's ni sus orejeras, pero quizá algún día... - parece nostálgico-
Iggy- What did you just say?
Me – I do not own any of James Patterson's work nor his earmuffs, not yet anyway, maybe someday...- looks wistfully-
Fang- But the Spanish translator would have you belief she said - I put me the not own work of James Patterson's neither its earflaps, but perhaps some day... - seems nostalgic-
Me – Heh heh earflaps...
Reviewer of the week - Flaming Carebears .
Me- ok I get that the name isn't a review but when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing a nearly inhaled the computer.
Fang- She keeps imagining carebears on fire running around screaming and swearing in a very un-carebearish way.
Me- DIE CAREBEARS!
Iggy& Fang – 0_o
Me- whacks both with dictionary-
Iggy POV
I can do this, I thought as I walked up the, my legs practically shaking. All it was, was a kiss, then get humiliated, beaten up by Max and then killed by Fang. Nothing to it.
I reached Max's door. I gulped. This is it.
I knocked. I heard Max open the door, and something clicking, she was texting on her home. (Max's Mum gave Max and Fang mobiles in case of emergency).
"Hey Iggy" She said putting her phone down "What's up?"
"You know the ceiling, or so I'm told" I tried to joke, really I was breaking out into a cold sweat.
Max smiled. She must be in a good mood. Well that's fortunate, she might give me a nice funeral then, I thought.
"So, I'm getting the gist that you didn't just want to talk about ceilings?" She asked standing up.
"yeah, well, I just wanted to ask you a favour" I said edging closer.
"Ok, shoot" She said, I almost laughed at the irony, she was asking me to shoot and soon she would be shooting me.
That's when I grab her by the shoulders and swooped in. Before I could kiss her, she lost her balance and fell on to the bed dragging me with her. I propped myself up with my elbow's and leaned down to kiss her.
As our lips met I could practically feel her surprise. I tilted my head so I could kiss her more deeply, for what would constitute as "making out". It was actually kind of nice, wait forget that I just said that.
I broke away from her.
"Iggy, what the hell?" she yelled pushing me off.
"Please don't kill me" I said protecting my face from any oncoming attacks.
Just then Gazzy burst out the closet with the video camera. Just as Max hit me.
Gazzy laughed.
I blushed.
Max frowned.
Then she realized.
"oh, this was one of your stupid dare's was'nt it" she realised.
"Yeah, wooh!! It was awesome, " Cackled Gazzy " You should see your face Ig you look like a tomato"
"you two are so immature, now get out" yelled Max sounding angry.
"Wait, look at this" Gazzy said playing the tape.
I heard our voices being replayed. Max laughed.
"Get out you two, now" she said trying to sound stern but ended up laughing.
I guess it would have looked pretty funny. I chuckled. Then I heard Fangs door slam. I'm guessing it wouldn't have looked to funny for everyone.
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Max's POV
I slumped in my room from laughing at that fiasco with Gazzy streaking around the House. God he was crazy.
I started eating some chocolate from my secret stash. There was a knock on the door. Fang walked in.
"Get out" I yelled trying to hide the chocolate.
He smirked.
"What have you got there" he asked slyly.
"Nothing" I squeaked pushing the chocolate behind me.
"Oh really" Fang said and then he pounced.
I tried to run but he pushed me onto the floor and sat on top so I couldn't move.
"Still reckon you got nothing?" He asked smirking
"Nothing you're going to get" I laughed
"ok then I'll just take this chocolate and get out" He said getting up with the chocolate in his hands.
"Oh, you little-" I said grabbing the chocolate back and shoving him out the door then locking it.
Two seconds later there was a tap at the widow. Fang was out there flying, his black wings stretched out.
"Fang get back inside" I yelled, gesturing to the storm raging around him. He grinned and flew down to the ground. A second later my phone vibrated.
You are surrounded. Come out with your wings tied and the chocolate held high
I smiled, sometimes Fang could be quite fun
No can do officer Fang, the chocolate is gone
You'll have to pay the penalty then
What's that?
A month's supply of dessert
No way
But max . You looooove me. You love me thiiiisss much
Argh! Why did he always have bring that up?
Just then I heard a knock on the door.....
Fangs POV
I frowned. Max hadn't replied to my teasing.
Maybe I took it too far. I put my phone down and walked over to Max's door. I peeked through. I saw Iggy talking to her. He was standing way to close to her for my liking.
Suddenly he pushed her unto the bed and fell on top of her.
I started to walk towards them, ready to rip Iggy of her and give him a piece of my mind. That's when they start making out...
Me- we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Pearlstar-Ikarishipper-Emofax, emgem2000, MaxandFang101....
Iggy- You know there not dead?
Fang- But you are! –Lunges-
Iggy – She made me! – Runs and hides-
Me- well those of you are still alive, R&R
Fang- will you stop hitting me with that Spanish dictionary?
Me- Don't you have an Iggy to kill?
Fang- Rawr! –Runs after Iggy-