A/N: You know, I think I'm going to end up doing an entire Queen album with these things!
Disclaimer: Squeenix owns the world, Queen owns the song, I own the insatiable desire to ruin both of them by combining the two masterpieces together in this mix of...ick. Enjoy!
I have no clue -
Loz likes to rhyme -
Yazoo's a princess
He prances all the time -
We're bad mistakes
Hojo's a fool
We've had our share of cells put in our flesh -
But we are cool
We are the remnants - my friends
And we'll still be sexy - till the end
We are the remnants
We are the remnants
Scream all you fangirls
'Cause we are the remnants - scream away
We've taken our blows
And our booty calls -
It's brought us pain and torture and much sexual fulfillment
Loz likes Cloud's balls
But there have been several fics
We're I've been abused
I consider it an insult that because I'm a bit femme
That I'm Sephiroth's uke!
We are the remnants - my friends
And we'll still be sexy - till the end
We are the remnants
We are the remnants
Scream all you fangirls
'Cause we are the remnants - scream away
A/N: (snicker, snicker) I'm a very naughty girl. Reviews are welcomed...as always.