A/N: It's been awhile for this little guy.
Freddie Mercury's Spirit Plasm: Listen, Love...you're totally butchering my songs...
AT: (hangs head in shame) I'm sorry, Freddie.
FMSP: Don't be, Darlin'. I love it! Do me a favor and put in a song featuring my favorite bishie.
AT: (beams) Who's that Freddie?
FMSP: Sephiroth. He's as fine a speciman as I've ever seen!
AT: Will do! (hugs FMSP) I love you!
FMSP: I love you, too, Love. Keep up the good work. (disappears to chorus of 'Mama's')
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the acid trip you just read. And the botched lyrics to another Queen great.
Tonight I'm gonna kill myself a Cetran chick
I'm back to life and the Planet is collapsing on itself Yeah!
I know my voice brings you ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm killing a pink girl killing a pink girl
I'm a One-Winged Angel lighting the skies
Falling to the alter, bringing her mortality
I'm a leather wearing god summoning Super Nova
I'm gonna kill her dead
There's no stopping me
I'm soaring through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred enemies
Yeah, they call me General Sephiroth
Taking out the last of her kind
I'm gonna make a catatonic corpse of you
Can't stop me now I'm killing the Cetra
There's none left at all don't stop me now
If you wanna try and stop me please don't try at all
Can't stop me now ('Cause I'm killing the Cetra)
Can't stop me now (Yes I'm killing the Cetra)
No you can't stop me at all
I'm a demi-god lighting up the stars
I'm your favorite main course
I have a meteor, it's out of control
I am a death machine waiting to blow
Like a Weapon about to
Oh oh oh oh oh implode
I'm soaring through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred enemies
Yeah, they call me General Sephiroth
Taking out the last of her kind
I'm gonna make a catatonic corpse of you
Can't stop me can't stop me can't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Can't stop me can't stop me
Mwah ha ha (I love it)
Can't stop me now I'm killing the Cetra
Can't stop me can't stop me
Mwah ha Alright
I'm soaring through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred enemies
Yeah, they call me General Sephiroth
Taking out the last of her kind
I'm gonna make a catatonic corpse of you
Can't stop me now I'm killing the Cetra
There's none left at all can't stop me now
If you wanna try and stop me please don't try at all
Can't stop me now ('Cause I'm killing the Cetra)
Can't stop me now (Yes I'm killing the Cetra)
No you can't stop me at all
Mwah ha ha ha haaaa
Mwah ha ha ha
Mwah ha haa haa haa haaa
Mwah ha haa ha ha ha ha ha haaa DIE!...
A/N: Yeah....I don't know. I think teh maniac requested 'Don't Stop Me Now'. Hope you liked the butchering!